Create a Myspace LED ScrollerI thought it was about time I updated my profile A-G-A-I-N, so here goes:My name is Mike, I's 21, with a mental age of someone barely born, I'm living a small cushion of cotton wool and bacofoil, and I work in a boring old office made from the tiny hairs from inside the noses of ferrets, and that stuff that's left over in the bottom of a frying pan after you've cooked a sugar flavoured omelette, in the centre of Liverpool. The people on my team there are pretty cool, and some of them I even call friends, we have such a good time with alcohol, and in work... not that i DO any work, of course!I have some parents, some sisters and a cat. I think the cat likes me more than the rest of them. He's legendary!My best friend is Linzi, she is, without a doubt, the most brilliant, down to earth, intelligent, witty, funny, gorgeous, awesome person I have ever met! She connects with me on a level no others can, or have ever. I admire and look up to her so much, she's helped me through a lot in the short time we've known each other. I honestly wish I'd known her my whole life!I play bass guitar, although, even after a few years, I'm still not good at it! I don't have enough time to pick up a bass and just play anymore. It's a real shame. I should at least try once a night, but working in the ferret-nose-hair-omelette-leftovers-office tires me out something crazy!Anyways, This is me, that, however *points to a large onion shaped harpsichord*, isn't. Laters!
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Mike
Birthday: 28th August
Birthplace: Whiston Hospital
Current Location: Huyton
Eye Color: Green/grey
Hair Color: red/brown..?
Height: 5'7
Right Handed or Left Handed: Left
Your Heritage: Wha..?
The Shoes You Wore Today: Chelsea boots, apparently
Your Weakness: Mmmm... chocolate
Your Fears: heights and needles
Your Perfect Pizza: Simply chicken and sweetcorn with extra cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: A new job or a promotion, and to move into a flat
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: hehe or lol
Your Best Physical Feature: I don't have any to call best
Your Bedtime: Whenever
Your Most Missed Memory: My grandparents
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: Maccies
Single or Group Dates: Neither!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: EWWW!!
Chocolate or Vanilla: Both!!
Cappuccino or Coffee: Ew..
Do you Smoke: No way!
Do you Swear: Yep :p
Do you Sing: Hehe badly
Do you Shower Daily: Yuh huh!
Have you Been in Love: Yeah
Do you want to go to College: Maybe in the future
Do you want to get Married: Ditto
Do you belive in yourself: Yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: No
Are you a Health Freak: No
Do you get along with your Parents: Yeah
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love em!
Do you play an Instrument: Bass guitar (badly)
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: Never
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Never
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: A mall? I'm not from th'america!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: A box of what?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Never.. ew!
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No, not this month
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Of course
Ever been called a Tease: Um.. no?
Ever been Beaten up: No
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: In a freak accident involving a waffle iron.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I am grown up... physically, but not mentally
What country would you most like to Visit: All of them!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Dark
Favourite Hair Color: Dark
Short or Long Hair: In between
Height: Same as me, or a bit taller, but dont matter
Weight: Same as me, but doesn't matter
Best Clothing Style: Anything but scally or chav.
Number of Drugs I have taken: Including paracetamol?
Number of CDs I own: Around 30?
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 0
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