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My goal is to tell so many jokes in one sitting that when you walk away you say "Oh my god that Cody said... well i dont remember exactly what he said but it was funny! and i laughed" and then you get really confused and spend sleepless nights trying to rememeber what I said only to eventually show up on my doorstep, tattered and torn from life on the streets, no job,no future, a nomad with only one desire....to rememeber that joke. And when i answer that door and see your lowly state, I will say Yes! I knew that one was a good one and then close the door. Leaving you answerless. My other goal is to eat more apricots.
Well for starters anyone who has either intelligence or a sense of humor, Ill settle for either. In a feeble attempt to improve my ego I have an overwhelming desire to be around people that enjoy my humor, or at least understand it. But... what the shit, Ill meet ya even if you cant fulfill either of those requirements. Honestly I love meeting new people, so bring on the faceless masses I will say a fond Howdy to each one...except the babies, babies creep me out. If you know me and I dont like you its because you are a bag of douche and your only redeeming charecteristic is that you in some way shape or form had some kind of expressed contact with me, an event, that Im sure, left a lifelong impression and bad taste on your pallatte."You said you'd do anything for a Klondike... Well I'd do anything for a Blond Dike"
I like a lot or Rock right now. If you havent heard my newest fav SAOSIN go check them out they put a tingle in my beanbag! Other Favorites are Coheed & Cambia. Armor For Sleep. Fall Out Boy.Panic! At The Disco. Chiodos. Funeral For A Friend. The Used. Trapt. Cold. Staind.The OFFSPRING(they are classic). AFI. Jimmy Eat World. Papa Roach. Disturbed. Breaking Benjamin. FALL OUT BOY. TOOL many others but that gives you a taste of Cody's musical stew.
I like anything my hero Roger Ebert LikesActually My Favorite Movie is SKYCAPTIAN AND THE WORLD OF TOMORROW. If you havent seen it go rent it its righteous!
No time for the Idiot Box, lucky for me Family Guy is on DVD. Heroes is my new addiction along with Law and Order, and CSI. They are all three the entertainment form of Crack
The Alphabet of Manliness by Maddox .... If you are a dude this is your users manual
MADDOX http://maddox.xmission.com check it out it will ruin you on comedy from any other source. Rob Williams from ROB ARNIE AND DAWNPaul Zisk- Something not right about that guy but he had one of the funniest one liners ever!!!Seth Mcfarland- because he gets away with more shit than OJ simpsonJude Law...because his name is badass, his acting is badass, ladies and nannys love him, and he made Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow!!