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Yang the Enabler

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About Me

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It is hard to describe myself....I am crazy, lazy, hyper and complex. I play a lot of computer games and I am addicted to Starwars Galaxies. I work with computers all damn day and I go home and cannot seem to escape their demonic hold. I enjoy listening to music, almost all types. I have a few guitars, a bass, and some other assorted musical instruments, all of which I play very poorly. They are more of just a way to pass the time. I am a voracious reader. I read books, magazines, web pages, etc. I like to stay current on events and happenings in the news. I like to travel. I have traveled to 20 states so far, but I have never been out of the country. I am a computer specialist for a government agency. I work 40 hours a week (I hate being an adult) and am very dedicated. I love my job; I know that must sound disgusting. I work all day helping people, many of which I have never met. Basically, my job is like a helpdesk and then some. We also repair computers, troubleshoot communications problems, and instruct people with the use of computer programs. I know...I know...YAWN! It may sound boring, but I really do enjoy helping people everyday. It gives me a definite purpose in life. I am not very outgoing, but I am not a homebody either. I enjoy going to movies, restaurants, and traveling just as much I like staying in and playing computer and board games. I guess I prefer small groups of people as opposed to large drunken crowds. I am family oriented and stay very close to my parents and 2 sisters, though they live about 4 hours away. My closest friends are also all spread out across the nation. I travel to Kansas City, Kansas and Chicagoland quite often to visit friends. I am trying to find jobs in both locations, though I would prefer to live in the Kansas City area. I am always up for trying new things and meeting people. When I first moved to Springfield, I never really had the chance to get out and explore. My job had me traveling for almost 8 months and I never had the chance to really get a feel for the area. Well...that is enough about my shit for now.
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Name: Andrew Taylor Rubio
Birthday: August 14, 1974
Birthplace: Clinton, Iowa
Current Location: Springfield, Illinois
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5' 10"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Both
Your Heritage: American
The Shoes You Wore Today: Sketchers
Thoughts First Waking Up: damn
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes
Your Bedtime: When I am tired
Your Most Missed Memory: Birth
Pepsi or Coke: Dr Pepper...but Pepsi at work
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither
Single or Group Dates: Both
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton Ice Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Both
Cappuccino or Coffee: Both
Do you Smoke: Only when I am on fire
Do you Swear: Fuck Yeah!
Do you Sing: Not really...but I do
Do you Shower Daily: YES!
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: BTDT
Do you want to get Married: Yes
Do you believe in yourself: 98% of the time
Do you get Motion Sickness: Not yet
Do you think you are Attractive: I guess so
Are you a Health Freak: yeah right
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes
Do you play an Instrument: Many....poorly though
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: No
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Only the ones that my Doctor tells me I need
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: Yes
Ever been Beaten up: No
Ever Shoplifted: Yes, by accident...ask Miranda
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I never want to grow up
What country would you most like to Visit: England
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green, Blue, Hazel
Favourite Hair Color: Any
Short or Long Hair: Medium
Height: Shorter than I am
Weight: Healthy, but not too healthy, LOL
Best Clothing Style: Whatever works
Number of Drugs I have taken: N/A
Number of CDs I own: N/A
Number of Piercings: Any
Number of Tattoos: Any
Number of things in my Past I Regret: We all have regrets, why point them out? I think we need them to make us who we are.
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Your IQ Is 140
Your Logical Intelligence is Below Average
Your Verbal Intelligence is Genius
Your Mathematical Intelligence is Genius
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how jedi are you? :: by lawrie malen
You scored as Darth Revan. You are most like Darth Revan. Revan was considered charismatic, confident and a brilliant strategist who bore a strong connection with The Force. Though he fell to the Dark Side, due to several specific actions he undertook as the Dark Lord, some speculate he became the galaxy's greatest villain to protect the Republic from a powerful Sith empire thought long extinct.You train in the lightsaber form Niman X which executes usage of dual lightsabers, an unorthodox style that while difficult to master can easily throw off many opponents.Whether Jedi or Sith, your actions were influential.
Count Dooku/Darth Tyranus


86%

Darth Revan


86%

Obi-Wan Kenobi (Pre Death of Qui-Gon Jinn)


82%

Mace Windu


82%

Exar Kun


82%

Anakin Skywalker


79%

Darth Vader


79%

Qui-Gon Jinn


79%

Bastila Shan


79%

Obi-Wan Kenobi (Post Death of Qui-Gon Jinn)


79%

Darth Sidious


75%

Darth Maul


71%

Yoda


68%

Luke Skywalker


64%
What Star Wars Jedi or Sith character is most like your personality?
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My Interests


Which HP Kid Are You?
You are the Sun card. The light of the Sun reveals
all. The Sun is joyful and bright, without fear
or reservation. The childish nature of the Sun
allows you to play and feel free. Exploration
can truly take place in the light of day when
nothing is hidden. The Sun's rays fill you with
energy so that you may live life to its
fullest, milking pleasure out of each day. Such
joy and energy can bring wealth and physical
pleasure. To shine in the light of day is to
have confidence, to soak up its rays is to feel
the freedom of a child. Image from: Stevee
Postman. http://www.stevee.com/

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Ice Pick Andy
People Iced: Three
Car Bombs Planted: Thirteen
Favorite Weapon Stilletto
Arms Broken: Twelve
Eyes Gouged: Thirty Three
Tongues Cut Off: Eight
Biggest Enemy: Joe Bannanas
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Music:

I listen to so many different kinds of music, it is hard to nail down just a few as "most favored" status...how about I list some?
Some of my Favorites

    The Beatles The Eagles Rolling Stones The Zombies Led Zeppelin Van Halen Nine Inch Nails The Stone Roses Gary Numan Joy Division A.F.I. Depeche Mode The Doors Stone Temple Pilots Live Big Audio Dynamite Nirvana Trapt The Cramps REM New Order The Pixies The Police The Dandy Warhols The Sex Pistols Sarah McLachlan Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart Stevie Wonder Sheryl Crow Pearl Jam Staind God Lives Underwater The Replacements The Killers Machines of Loving Grace Heart The Smashing Pumpkins

Movies:

I will pretty much watch anything, twice...

Television:

    The Weather Channel CSI The SciFi Channel The Learning Channel Buffy The Vampire Slayer Charmed Law and Order The History Channel Aqua Teen Hunger Force Trigun Sealab 2021

Books:


Just started reading American Gods?

Heroes:

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