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Pre-Apocalyptic-Nik

What I am is an ILLUSION...

About Me

21 year old meglomaniac currently residing in New York. Enjoy sarcasm, making fun of things and people, destroying dreams, dark and bitter coffee, and plotting world domination... Red Stars myspace layout
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

My Interests

Chaos, discord, mayhem, unrequited love, bitter and jadedness, and general world domination, oh and yes warm fuzzy bunnies

I'd like to meet:

One to take me away from it all, Partner in crime, Some one to bankroll me, A sinner, A saint, Re-encarnation of Shakespeare or at verly least Chauncer.

Your Linguistic Profile:


45% Yankee
40% General American English
15% Dixie
0% Midwestern
0% Upper Midwestern What Kind of American English Do You Speak?
Your Inner European is French!
You Are Best Described By...
Farbstudie QuadrateBy Wassily Kandinsky What Famous Work of Art Are You?
You Are the Cranberry Sauce
A little sweet, a little sour - you've got the flava! Though, you do tend to squish in people's mouths... What Part of Thanksgiving Are You?
You Belong in the UK
Blimey!A little proper, a little saucy.You're so witty and charming...No one notices your curry breath What English Speaking Country Do You Belong In?
You Should Be a Mental Patient for Halloween!

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You are The Hermit

Prudence, Caution, Deliberation.

The Hermit points to all things hidden, such as knowledge and inspiration,hidden enemies. The illumination is from within, and retirement from participation in current events.

The Hermit is a card of introspection, analysis and, well, virginity. You do not desire to socialize; the card indicates, instead, a desire for peace and solitude. You prefer to take the time to think, organize, ruminate, take stock. There may be feelings of frustration and discontent but these feelings eventually lead to enlightenment, illumination, clarity.

The Hermit represents a wise, inspirational person, friend, teacher, therapist. This a person who can shine a light on things that were previously mysterious and confusing.

What Tarot Card are You?

Music:

Alanis Morrisette, Kay Hanley/ Letters to Cleo, Famous, Zox, Merideth Brookes, Fiona Apple, Marcy Grey, Aretha Franklin, Billy Holiday, Sinatra ect...

Movies:

Party Monster, Harry Potters, Jaw Breaker, Bridget Jones, Clueless, Moulin Rouge, Josie and the Pussycats, 10 things i hate about you, The 10th Kingdom, Get Real, Never Ending Story, Legally Blonde I and II, and The Craft...

Television:

Simpsons, Fuurama, Family guy, Charmed, Golden Girls, Sex and the City, Mad about you, The Nanny, Providence

Books:

Naked, Me Talk Pretty One Day, Holidays on Ice, Dress your Family in Courdroy and Denim, Harry Potter 1-5, Confession of a Shopoholic 1-3, Brdiget Jones Diary, Wicked, Party Monsters

Heroes:

Maya Angelou, Karl Marx, Drug Deals across America, Mother Thesera, crack whores, Molly McMormick, and Tiny Tim

My Blog

My Lady said it best when...

Come, you spiritsThat tend on mortal thoughts, unsex me here,And fill me from the crown to the toe top-fullOf direst cruelty! make thick my blood;Stop up the access and passage to remorse,That no comp...
Posted by Pre-Apocalyptic-Nik on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 12:57:00 PST

Life Path Number

Your Life Path Number is 11..http://images.blogthings.com/whatisyourlifepathnumberqui z/path.jpg" height="100" width="100">Your purpose in life is to inspire othersYour amazing energy draws people to y...
Posted by Pre-Apocalyptic-Nik on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 11:35:00 PST

Snuff out the Light

Snuff Out the Light ~Eartha Kitt When a woman acquires a certain ageAnd the men who adored you no longer swoonIt pays to avoid the sunlit daysAnd live by the light of the kindly moonBut the moon grows...
Posted by Pre-Apocalyptic-Nik on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 08:06:00 PST

I got Quoted!!!

So this was on http://www.overheardinnewyork.com and I'm pretty sure it is me: Queer, looking at hordes of tourists: It's times like this I wish I carried a taser.   --33rd St. (That was so me)...
Posted by Pre-Apocalyptic-Nik on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 09:32:00 PST

"Raven"

Goliath was a giant.. Tought and mean David was a sweetheart Squeaky Clean But it still takes two To tell that story So i'll play my part And in all my glory I'll fly.. like a raven In a sk...
Posted by Pre-Apocalyptic-Nik on Sun, 22 Jan 2006 09:42:00 PST

creepily me...

In your eyes, people can't seem to see anythingbecause your eyes are covered up by tears! Youare constantly hurt and depressed... No oneseems to understand how you feel becauseeveryone is scared to ge...
Posted by Pre-Apocalyptic-Nik on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 03:44:00 PST

Act up! Fight AIDS!

Act up! Fight AIDS! Body: http://www.lighttounite.orgGo to this website. For every "candle" lit, Bristol-Meyers Squibb will donate $1 to AIDS research. December 1st is World AIDS Day. Tell everyone yo...
Posted by Pre-Apocalyptic-Nik on Wed, 30 Nov 2005 08:21:00 PST

Whats do you do when there is no tomorrow?

Where do you go when there is no more road, Where do you swim when the river has gone dry. What do you do when there is no tomorrow? When no place is left to hide, When every shelter has fallen. ...
Posted by Pre-Apocalyptic-Nik on Wed, 02 Nov 2005 12:50:00 PST

Paradox (pair a ducks)

After a dicussion with Mykie, I find myself asking a question that seems to have no answer...   Do I feel no love in me because I have no one to love or do I have no one to love because I feel no...
Posted by Pre-Apocalyptic-Nik on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Things that people do that i hate

I.VoicemailPeople of the world, I emplore you. If you ever meet someone who has only music as a voicemail greeter, hurt them, hit them with a phone, drop a piano on them, skin them to make lamp shades...
Posted by Pre-Apocalyptic-Nik on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST