All Sales on Friendship are Final. |
Depression is the flavor of the month! A lot of people are feeling not quite right these days, myself included. Is it winter or just a coincidence of crappy circumstances? Who...
Posted by Jimmy Slim on Sun, 09 Dec 2007 03:35:00 PST |
Hair bands, Thumb Rings and Things That Go Bump in my Basement. |
I'm at school right now and I don't really want to leave. I'm in the K building, in a vacant computer room with just three other kids playing WOW. What could be more harmless ...
Posted by Jimmy Slim on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 09:15:00 PST |
In the Spirit of the Season |
Winter has arrived and what that means for me is:
Southern Comfort Manhattans.Mmmmmmm, liquid warmth! I went back to LePlace last night and was fucking amazed! That place look...
Posted by Jimmy Slim on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 08:05:00 PST |
Retard Goggles |
Get this: I need to eat less in order to gain weight. It turns out binge-eating is what's causing my stomach to send everything downward as quickly as possible. Since that sur...
Posted by Jimmy Slim on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 09:12:00 PST |
...yang. |
The sun just came out and immediately altered my mood. Am I crazy? Am I solar-powered? Am I Alaskan? I keep hearing cars but there aren't any. I'm excited now. I feel like som...
Posted by Jimmy Slim on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 08:25:00 PST |
Please Rise |
I've got a nasty case of the can't-get-up's. I know I should suck it up and get the fuck out of bed. It's not that hard...my anatomy enables me to plant my feet on the floor a...
Posted by Jimmy Slim on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 08:17:00 PST |
Lets Not! |
"Let's Be Friends."
Has anyone ever spit that fucking line at you? It's happened to me once or twice (or five times to be exact) and it gets funnier and funnier every t...
Posted by Jimmy Slim on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 10:01:00 PST |
Whippits, Mouth-Breathers and Bad Taco Salad |
I'm eating the worst taco salad EVER. I think it's the Price Right cheese and light sour cream. You just can't fuck with dairy. Now that that's out of the way, lets discuss my problems. By discuss, I ...
Posted by Jimmy Slim on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 09:32:00 PST |
My Celebrity Look-alikes |
http://www.myheritage.com...
Posted by Jimmy Slim on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 06:01:00 PST |
Indestructable |
Did everyone have a good Native Rapist/Slavemaster Day? Did you have the day off? Good for you. I worked. I hate holidays, especially ones that heroize douchebags that were re...
Posted by Jimmy Slim on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 07:21:00 PST |
