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~Cuntress of Evil~

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About Me

Good Morning and welcome to Hell.... Please feel free to utilize all of the lovely amenities that we have to offer. The torture of your immortal soul need not be an unpleasant situation. Hell offers many fine eateries including the Blasphemy Cafe, open 24 hours and serving the finest Coffee house cuisine the scenic land of Hades has to offer. Feeling the need for a light snack? Visit the Christ on a Cracker, offering finger foods and a sinister atmosphere sure to please even the hardest hearted sinners. Visit the lounge, offering entertainment at all hours offering a little something for everyone. Daily performances include The Lesbian Hippy Nun troupe performing The Sound of Music. This is a topless show and one that offers free tofu and wheat grass to add to the effect. Shows starts daily at 10am and is not to be missed. Another must see is the daily Slayer show playing every day at noon. Nothing screams hail Satan like the boys from Slayer. Another must see offered is the Dinner with Satan, held every night promptly at 8pm. Have a fabulously debocherous dinner with the prince of darkness, featuring cuisine so rich and flavorful its sure to please even the most finicky glutton. A dinner show is provided to please all of the senses, featuring the finest in torture and bondage. Nine out of ten sadists tout it as the finest in entertainment hell hath to offer (the tenth was, of course, tortured and has now changed his mind). With all of the wonderful entertainment offered here, you'll find yourself wondering what all those crazy Christians were thinking!! Thank you, and enjoy your stay.... or else.
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You Are 78% Evil
You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot. How Evil Are You?And one more thing...PLEASE DON'T RANDOMLY ADD ME....you don't know where i've been or what I might or might not have...plus I'm not on here to see how many people I can get on my page...I'm not a myspace whore and stuff...so message me first.

My Interests

Stabbing people and then fist fucking the hole...Drinking...serial killers...extermination of the whole fucking race...the usual...

I'd like to meet:

Lesbian nuns and hippies...I'm tired of whiney babies...annoying fucks...those that are fake and feel they need to be cool...I don't want to hear your problems...your dreams and fears...your hopes...I don't want to be asked out or asked about...I don't want to talk to fake people...people who need a void filled...people who need a self esteem boost...And last but most importantly of all....I DO NOT want to talk to people who are merely interested in my vagina and it's functioning...it's happy right now and does not need you to administer ANY sort of attention to it. Trust me, I'd rather ride a belt sander than your dick, OK? Fabulous.

Music:

I listen to damn near everything. I love all kinds of music and am interested in hearing things I've never heard before. I'm not, however, going to sit here and name off every album I have or every band/musician that I like. I just don't have that much time.

Movies:

Horror movies are by far my favorite, but I love watching all kids of movies. Old movies, new movies, whatever.

Television:

No TV for me...

Books:

I like to read pretty much anything I can get my hands on. I love to read Poe and LaVey (those are two of my favorites). In general though I love to read books about history and psychology...and anything that delves into the mind of the criminally insane...I LOVE books about serial killers.

Heroes:

The guy who thought fermenting some shit would be a good idea...

My Blog

Dumb Bitch

stupid bitch how the mother fucking fuck do you post some shit on accident. Dumb cunt!
Posted by ~Cuntress of Evil~ on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 03:28:00 PST

Cuz I fucking rule and you wish you were cool like me!

So I leave work early today...like 3 hours into my shift...and come home. So here I sit, in my living room listening to punk I haven't heard since like high school in my underwear drinking almond milk...
Posted by ~Cuntress of Evil~ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

'bout as developed as broccoli...

Why is it that when I go into a parts store without a male friend, its not only a trying experience, but no one seems to know what the fuck I'm talking about?They all talk to me in baby talk, "wook at...
Posted by ~Cuntress of Evil~ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Drunken Grooming...

Ladies ladies...there are a few times when grooming is something that is not OK...especially the plucking of the eyebrows...Remember...never pluck or let someone pluck you when they are either A) Drun...
Posted by ~Cuntress of Evil~ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I was a teenage hooker...

Its strange...dating is merely a legalized form of prostitution. I know now that I am destined to be a prostitute...something I never thought I would actually become...but due to our society and my ge...
Posted by ~Cuntress of Evil~ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Are You, In Fact, A Bitch: How to Cope in Modern Day Society With Your Bitch Ass

The term bitch is one that is used under many circumstances. More often than not when I introduce myself I use the term bitch because that is what I am. There are many types of bitches as is evedent b...
Posted by ~Cuntress of Evil~ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

This is me?

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!Here is how you matched up against all the levels:LevelScorePurgatory (Repenting Believers)Very LowLevel 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-...
Posted by ~Cuntress of Evil~ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Top 10 reasons my fat ass should not go to the beach....

1) They don't make sunscreen strong enough to keep my pale ass from burning. 2) Those creepy sand crab things that run under your feet.... 3) Sand....don't like it, never have never will....it gets ...
Posted by ~Cuntress of Evil~ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Never pick a fight ya can't win...

When one finds onesself in a situation that requires violence....after all possible peaceful avenues are exhausted....you are left with two options...engage in fisticuffs or run screaming like a littl...
Posted by ~Cuntress of Evil~ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST