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WEAPON OF ASS DESTRUCTION

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About Me

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I have been doing vocals in the mighty Vulnerata and the craptacular Public Restroom since 2002. We have a very good fanbase in Minnesota. We play all types of metal with death metal vocals over the songs. We are highly influenced by Krisiun, Cephalic Carnage, Morbid Angel, Suffocation, Faith No More, and countless other types of music other than the obvious. I have had the honor and the privilege to open for my idols Malevolent Creation back in 2005. I am also a butcher at Whole Foods Market in St. Paul where I've worked since 2004. I am the Assistant Meat Team Leader, which means I make bank cutting up dead animals all day.I also like to smoke a retarded amount of chronic. Did you know in Japan marijuana is called Chronzilla. Smoking all this chronzilla makes my erections all fuzzy. I like fuzzy.I have also developed an addiction to tattoos. I am dedicating my left side of my body to my inspirations in music and my right side for other crazy shit. So far I have a giant bloody pentagram on my upper left arm; on the front side of my forearm I have the cover of Malevolent Creation's Ten Commandments, and the other side a picture of Jesus' torso on the cross with his legs missing and guts falling from him. That arm is becoming a sleeve with everything else becoming all of those fucked up faces on the cover of Morbid Angel's "Altars of Madness." On my right shin I also have a tattoo of the Transformers Decepticon logo.I also am a big fan of fine cigars. My favorite type of cigars include Vintage Rocky Patel 1992, the Gurkha Grandmaster, Bandidos, and Acid Cigars by the Drew Estate.To view and hear my bands, visit www.myspace.com/vulnerata or www.myspace.com/public_restroom

My Interests


Horror Pictures at satanspace.com One of my biggest interests in life is to cook. It is a passion that I've had my whole life. My specialty is everything.I also am addicted to sex. Belladonna and Katja Kassin are my favorite porn stars. I have also had a small porn career as a camera man and a personal body guard for an escort service. I also really like to smoke the reefer.Did I mention that I love pot?I really enjoy watching horror movies at home or in the theater. I see about 60% of all movies that hit U.S. theaters every year.(I always wanted to be a special effects make-up guy in zombie movies.)

I'd like to meet:


Horror Pictures at satanspace.com I'd like to meet Jesus so I can tell him to suck my balls. Other than him, I'd like to meet an Athiest women who smokes a lot of pot and listens to the same music that I do. PAGANS ARE NOT WELCOME!!!

Music:


Horror Pictures at satanspace.com Atheist, Immolation, Malevolent Creation, Morbid Angel, Suffocation, Napalm Death, Dying Fetus, Hate Eternal, Myrkskog, Kreator, Sodom, Marduk, Immortal, Death, Krisiun, Old Man's Child, Anthrax, Overkill, Testament, and a lot more; and other than metal: Frank Zappa, The Mars Volta, Umphrey's McGee, Tub Ring, Faith No More, Ministry, Tom Jones, Johnny Cash before he died and became more popular, and The Squirrel Nut Zippers.

Movies:

Any movie with the combination of Zombies, Serial Killers, Bukakke, Snowballing, and midgets; pretty much horror movies, comedies, and really hardcore porn. My absolute favorite movie of all time is Transformers from 1986.I also love Dead Alive, Evil Dead movies, Night of the Living Dead movies, Saw, Hostel, The Exorcist, Friday the 13th, Bad Santa, any movies from Zero Tolerance(Blow Me Sandwich and the Cumstains series), American Bukkake, and anything that Belladonna has done.

Television:

METALOKALYPSE, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Scrubs, and I also love the Food Network. I pretty much watch very little TV. I am also a huge fan of the UFC.

Books:

The God Delusion, anything by Clive Barker or Brian Keene. Kitchen Confidential by Tony Bourdain

Heroes:

Stephen Colbert, John Stewart, Bill O'Reilly, Ron Popeil, Frank Zappa, Tom Jones, Bruce Cambell, Belladonna, Katja Kassin, Jack Herer, and Mel Gibson

My Blog

The Big Lie

Deny the lie. There is a rumor going aroung that you can't fist a woman's anus. Well, I'm here to shut down the big lie. It is a fact that you can fist an anus. I've seen it done. Don't believe this b...
Posted by WEAPON OF ASS DESTRUCTION on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 05:48:00 PST

My thanks to Jesus

This is the time of year in which we celebrate the birth of our "lord" and "savior" Jesus Hubert Christ. Thank you Jesus for making this time of year the most unenjoyable time to work; for making all ...
Posted by WEAPON OF ASS DESTRUCTION on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 06:47:00 PST

N.Y.D.M. Chapter is fucking GAY!

Why the fuck are there all of these bands like Mortician who want to make money by starting a "Metal Club" because they can't get any people to come to their fucking pathetic shows? I think it's ...
Posted by WEAPON OF ASS DESTRUCTION on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 01:49:00 PST

Leave Mel Gibson alone!!!

Leave Mel Gibson alone. It's a  conspiracy against him, man. I mean Jesus Gibson, I mean Christ, he made Braveheart. 
Posted by WEAPON OF ASS DESTRUCTION on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 02:20:00 PST

The perfect steak...

To me the perfect steak is a prime cut bone-in dry-aged ribeye; nothing less than 32oz. My favorite way to prepare this steak is to first: drizzle it with a little bit of olive oil, lemon juice and ba...
Posted by WEAPON OF ASS DESTRUCTION on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 04:58:00 PST