Leander

I'm a simple girl who likes the simple things in life: long romantic walks through a dewy rainforest, where you climb a heritage-listed tree with your sister Fanny and your visiting cousin Dick and discover that the top of the tree leads to 'The Land of Take What You Want' and you spend the rest of the afternoon searching for first edition Roald Dahl books, bobby pins that can't be lost and endless tins of Berocca; long romantic walks along the beach where you step on a jellyfish and scream, but then realise that it's a MAGICAL worm from the planet Wormulon who grants you one wish so you wish for a packet of Mint Slice Bites that never runs out, but the magical worm gives you Mint Slice BALLS instead, which are SO not the same thing, so you take out your inflatable beach machete and hack into the worm, but it separates into tinier and tinier worms without ever dying and you don't know what to do so you quickly stuff them into a chilli flakes jar and hide them in your boyfriend's pantry with his cupcakes; long romantic picnics under the stars, where you search in your picnic basket for the turkish delight from IGA that you packed for your loved one, but it's not there, so you reach further and further into the basket until you topple into it and find yourself in the land of Narnia where the Snow Queen offers you turkish delight and stuff happens. Simple things like that.