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Painted Cracker

I am just an Atom in an Ectoplasmic Sea without direction or a reason to exist. The Anechoic Nebula

About Me

FUCK!!!!!!!! I accidently erased the whole "about me" thing I had up here while trying to change my stupid fuckin background... Damn, now i gotta to try and make something else up that might sound cool. But for now, I hate people except for the ones I like.... I hate prejudice fuck heads...Music radio infuriates me... Most people cant drive for shit... Religion teaches false hope and poor excuses for what cant be easily explained nor understood, as well as 2000 years worth of more stuff I'll stay away from at this moment. Tweekers piss me off... I never give bums money... Our president is a douchebag that is gettin retarded rich off this war and the people that believed his bullshit.... I love my family more than life... My son is way smart and it scares the shit out of me because in no time hes gunna be out in this insane world... My woman is gorgeous, inside and out. She smart, generous, caring, SEXY AS HELL... And youll never know how incredible she looks nude because shes not a whore with spread shots on the internets web.......hahahaha! She is truly the best thing thats happened to me, and I cherish her dearly. I quit smokin cigarettes last year and I'll never start back up... I'm a retired stoner thats now an auto tech.... I love movies, music, and my Jeep! I suck at math, but was good at art. I love to snowboard and started teachin my woman how to board this year, shes caught on quick as fuck and now shes hooked! I also do vocals in the band Pitchfork Abortion.... We rule and you suck! PIECE OUT BITCHES!!!

My Interests

my boy.... my woman... my next tattoo..... my old tattoos... my music... my band.... my jeep ....my dope ass fish tanks... my firearms... work... and of course, BEER and POON-TANG!!!The Jeep - Aug. '06The Jeep - Nov. '06 The Jeep - Dec. '06browns camp - 1/1/07Feb '07March '07 -

I'd like to meet:

Greg Graffin, Maynard James Keenan, Marilyn Manson, Dr. Martin Luther King Jr., Malcolm X, Dane Cook, Dave Chappelle, Carlos Mencia, Adam Sandler, Tom Cruise's dumb ass (so i can remind him that his messiah wrote "science FICTION" novels like Battlefield Earth and shit), our Brainless Leader, ... and fuck, I dunno...old lost friends...I saw this video on my friends page. I saw it and feel it should also be on my page. More people should see this, there's alot of power in this 5 1/2 minute clip.

Music:

mother fuckin PITCHFORK ABORTION !!!, Meshuggah, Opeth, Darkane, Dimmu Borgir, Cradle of Filth, Slayer, Pantera, Metallica pre '90, Nine Inch Nails, Marilyn Manson, God Forbid, In Flames, Primus, Les Claypool's side projects, Alice in Chains, STP, Pearl Jam, Helmet, Mad Season, Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, Bad Religion, Pennywise, Minor Threat, NOFX, Frank Zappa, Bloodhound Gang, Rage, Eazy-E, N.W.A., Public Enemy, Tribe Called Quest, Hieroglyphics, Del, Wu-Tang Clan, Tool, Static-X, Mudvayne, Sublime, 311, Lamb of God, Testament, early Incubus, Soulfly, Nailbomb, The Haunted, Heaven Shall Burn, Slick Rick, Digital Underground, Sepultura, Black Sabbath w/ Ozzy, Nirvana, Ministry, AC/DC, early deftones, Hayseed Dixie, Richard Cheese & Lounge Against the Machine, System of a Down, Gravediggaz, Busta Rhymes, White Zombie, Eminem, Obie Trice, Cypress Hill, older ICP, Mr. Bungle, Fantomas, Cryptopsy, Dr. Dre, Ice Cube, Westside Connection, Fear Factory, DMX, Hatebreed, Nile, Dying Fetus, amongst-us, Tallboy Shotgun, and my homie T-DOE!!...
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Movies:

The Boondock Saints!!!!; V for Vendetta; Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels; Snatch; Office Space; Taxi Driver; Casino; SCARFACE; Reservoir Dogs; Pulp Fiction; both Kill Bills; Menace 2 Society; Boyz 'n' tha Hood; Juice; Don't be a Menace to South Central while Drinkin your Juice in the Hood; Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy; Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow; E.T.; The Transporter 1 and 2; The Italian Job; Labrynth; Neverending Story; anything Muppets ( Animal's the shit ); Beavis and Butt-head "Do America"; Team America, "Fuck Yeah!"; Orgasmo; the South Park movie; Sin City; The Usual Suspects; The Way of the Gun; Closer; Cheech and Chong flicks; Where the Buffalo Roam and Fear and Loathing; King of New York; Fight Club; 12 Monkeys; Seven; Natural Born Killers; Suicide Kings; The 40 Year Old Virgin; Wedding Crashers; Walk The Line; The Matrix trilogy and Animatrix; Platoon; Brick; The Last Boy Scout; Evil Dead 1 and 2; Army of Darkness; Shaun of the Dead; Dawn of the Dead; Night of the Living Dead 1 and 2; House of 1000 Corpses; The Devil's Rejects; Phantasm 1 and 2... basically, just about any old cheesy horror flick; Austin Powers; Half Baked; Last Man Standing; Fifth Element; Die Hard trilogy; Star Wars and Lord of the Rings ( my nerd flicks I thought I wouldn't enjoy, but did.. sue me ); Belly; Austin Powers; Adam Sandler movies; Grandma's Boy; Kung Pow; Drunkin Master; Shaolin One; Kiss of the Dragon; Unleashed; and any thing else with Jet Li; Iron Monkey; "Live" shows of good bands on video/DVD .... my hands hurt... and of course, Shrek 1 and 2; The Incredibles; Monsters Inc.; Antz; Ice Age; Madagascar; Spongebob Squarepants The Movie; Toy Story 1 and 2; Robots and now Cars .... thanks to my son

Television:

stuff I can get on DVD... I can never catch whatever I might wanna watch at whatever time it might be on, so I put it in my DVD player.... ADULT SWIM!!! - Metalocalypse, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Robot Chicken, Sealab 2021, Space Ghost Coast to Coast, The Brak Show, Ren and Stimpy, South Park, Beavis and Butt-Head, Chappelle's Show, Mind of Mencia, Monster Garage, and uh.. I guess random stuff thats on I end up watching.heres a slice of Robot Chicken...

Books:

1984 and.. the ultimate Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy..... ohh yeah, I used to have the Anarchist Cookbook.. I read it and lost it, didnt even get a chance to "wreak some havoc," but thats fine.. I don't think I'd do well in prison anyway..then of course, there's the gospel of the church of the flying spagetti monster!

Heroes:

me pappy.... and my woman, she works harder than anyone ive ever known

My Blog

chain letters and blogs...

I've never posted a blog untill now cause I think they're stupid. I'll occasionally read others blogs, but to post is to be lame. But look at me now, maybe I just had nothing to say ( doubt it ).... a...
Posted by Painted Cracker on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 11:51:00 PST