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junior junior skyhook

blyth_wasteofspace

About Me

i like doing stuff. sometimes i like doing stuff with other people. sometimes i like doing stuff on my own. sometimes i like not doing stuff with other people. i very rarely like not doing stuff on my own.

My Interests

basketball, edward, vanilla vodka with apple juice & fresh lime(thank you milo), bass, knee-high socks, crosswords, juicing carrots, being offensive, being awkward, being right(rare), losing valuable possesions(less rare), stationery, figs, cashmere, ignoring my phone, butter, being mean to kim, wearing hats, making ridiculously ambitious plans then crapping it when they actually happen, farmers markets, lowlife belts, thunderstorms, drawing on my hands, falling out of taxis, champagne, falling out of taxis after drinking champagne, saunas, making jesus pinatas, eating cake and i find animals dressed in clothes particularly hysterical.

I'd like to meet:


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Music:

i will confess to having a soft spot for "one night in bangkok" from the musical chess. this is not what makes me a bad person.

Movies:

fear and loathing, true romance, gummo, living in oblivion, the life aquatic, wildstyle, thank you for smoking, goodfellas, la haine, trainspotting, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, get carter, chopper, the harder they come, anchorman, warriors, naked lunch, spun, city of god, timecode, king kong, the libertine, cock and bull story, napoleon dynamite, garden state, goonies, ferris beullers day off, memento, fight club, kingpin, the shining, donnie darko, kids, scarface, casino, team america, sin city, the proposition, hundstage, rize, oldboy, sympathy for lady vengance, do the right thing, in the mood for love, chunking express, requiem for a dream, fargo, koyaanisqatsi, grindhouse, 10 canoes

Books:



Heroes:

peter jackson. david lynch. the coen brothers. jonas akerlund. chris cunningham. coppola. terry gilliam's name was here but i have since watched the pile of turd that is "tideland" and am moved to strike his name from this list. scorsese. david attenborough. trey parker. billy connolly. banksy. marvin gaye. stevie wonder. prince. debbie harry. larry heard. lee scratch perry. tina(not ike, fuckin wife beater. although the music she made with him was her best)turner. paris grey. ian brown. shaun ryder. bill murray. jack nicholson. robert de niro. johnny vegas. paul merton. bill bailey. gervais, the filthy media whore. bill hicks, andy kauffman, hunter s thompson, peter o'toole, oliver reid, oscar wilde or any other mad-old-dead-drunk guys. and kim noble's beard. noble and silver. a right pair of fannies. that big ginger twat on the right is my flatmate kim. he has a myspace page, check him out, kim fairgay wycliff noble on my toppy top top list. but dont try to add him. he is a lazy, useless, artsy-fartsy nonce who can't remember his password for long enough to log in, so is infact a pretty shite myspace friend.

My Blog

the jesus pinata

easter for jesus was actually pretty wack. he didnt get a visit from the easter bunny or get to paint eggs with pretty patterns or eat a nice roast lamb, the dude was beaten and nailed to a cross. so,...
Posted by junior junior skyhook on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 03:26:00 PST

yes or no

my pants suck?
Posted by junior junior skyhook on Mon, 29 May 2006 06:05:00 PST

if YOU need help...

...deciding on what to buy me for my birthday next week, i have put together a wish-list as i know some of you are a bit retarded and unable to think for yourselves. some of the items listed are a bit...
Posted by junior junior skyhook on Thu, 04 May 2006 11:46:00 PST

A-Z of things i dont want

a lovely after-dinner topic round my dining table last night. and no smart arse remarks about the shit shpelling. ...
Posted by junior junior skyhook on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 10:27:00 PST

buy me now

it seems i have become a bit of a fashion icon. it must be all my boozing, cocaine consumption and vileness. the fashion world loves that shit. i even have my own book published without lifting a fin...
Posted by junior junior skyhook on Sat, 08 Apr 2006 08:27:00 PST