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- Where do I start, well I?m not sure, let me see; Lords, Ladies and kidi-winkles I would like to accept this award on behalf of... AHH wrong speech! Hmm, I must of been dreaming again? Let me take a swig on my rum to ease the pain, it often helps when you write you know? I have been known to pose, take a look at that picture on the left, I was stuck in that pose for almost 2 hours, can you believe it? Ho ho. This is not something I kindly like to admit, but hey this is where the rum comes in nicely. Ice and squeezed lime, it goes down a treat Ahhhhhh! But alas I saw the light and here I am. Now come closer and let me tell you something, yes thats it closer I say, I must have your divine attention. If your new to this page or a 'myspace virgin' or a 'myspace junky' for that matter, this is no place for the innocent! maybe the wicked! but it?s an orgy out there I tell you, an Orgy? take a look and see, they are doing it everywhere! I can smell it ,you rancid creatures. Oh this text is supposed to be about me, well let me see, hmm???? Where is that rum again, Ahhh. Maybe send me a message? if you would like to know anything and I will gladly reply. Yours Truly Jonny Jonk
THIS IS WHAT I DO