Call me God. - ProfilesArchive

About Me

You know, I have this horrible feeling that i resent myspace. Probably because people generally suck and this place is now crawling with them. I could be more mysanthropic, but then i'd most likely join a Jyhad against the first group of people that crossed my path. Funny thing is that while i have this insanely dour attitude at all times, i'm actually horribly optomistic and a swell person. Thus i present to you: CB, a study in the duality of man.Evidently i'm not evil:
How evil are you?

My Interests

Nobody new interests me. Obviously, nothing interests or else i'd be doing it professionally.Frankly, i have every desire to be perfectly boring and confrontational about it.

I'd like to meet:

Ghandi. Wouldn't it be great to hang out with Ghandi? maybe on one of those hunger strikes, run around with some hamburgers? "Hey ghandi you want...oh...yea...hunger strike...and you can't eat beef anyway. too bad. Sorry man" and then you eat it right in front of him. I don't think he'd be a pacifist for very long there...no sir.

Music:

I like lots of songs by lots of bands. I usually can't name the song though, but instead go through the wonderfully tedious motions of trying to sing/hum the lyrics/tune to people around me so they get the idea of what the hell i'm talking about. It's great at parties.

Movies:

I've seen so many movies in my life how can this box expect me to list them all. WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU BOX!?! Here's a short list of some of the movies i own, which i guess is a good start. The Indiana Jones trillogy, Evil Deal, LOTR 1&2, Mallrats, clerks, dogma, jay and silent bob strike back, vampire hunter D, Super troopers, Satan's Cheerleaders, Shadow of the Vampire, Resevoir Dogs, Donnie darko (hell, i forgot i had that one) and a bunch of home movies i made with my friends in high school. I think that shows my eclectic tastes

Television:

I don't watch nearly as much TV as i used to. Or play video games anymore. Frankly, it makes me a bit sad.

Books:

My own autobiography, which will be ghost-written by someone else. Why? Because paradox make my pants fit funny and my cheeks get flush. (see, that was a joke about a boner. did you get it!? DID YA!? i'm so fucking witty)

Heroes:

In addition to being my own biggest fan i'm also my own hero. Mostly because i'm cooler than everyone on this site. yes, all of you. I was here first. The site sucked then but at least i didn't get 50000 invites from a day from shitty bands i "might like because you like Guster/Greenday/George Thorogood/God" when really they're nothing like them or gay guys who think i'd want to have sex with them.Lemme explain something right here, right now:I'm no longer bisexual. I thought i was because i like gay porn sometimes. It turns out i'm just a pervert.

My Blog

stupid ghey cat thing...also, i hate Scenes.

Due to my hatred towards myspace and everyone on it, i've decided i will NEVER add Tom OR Forbidden. Because fuck them.
Posted by Call me God. on Tue, 16 Aug 2005 09:07:00 PST

I'm food.

there was a quiz here, but the link broke.
Posted by Call me God. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Dude

Hey, guess what: i've been here over a year. i'm cooler than all ya'll. except...the cool kids... I hate scenesters that are like 'i was into such and such when they were unheard of, so i'm bette...
Posted by Call me God. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I hate sunrises, i've seen too many

Every time i look in the mirror, it will be harder to deny the existance of god... How could there not be a devine power if someone like me can exist? I hate the seed of doubt that's been plante...
Posted by Call me God. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Fuck jesus.

Time for my april post. For it i will give a short list of things my sister said today... "I think god plays hungry hungry hippos in space. He plays with...Jesus and michael and gabrial. Me: Wha...
Posted by Call me God. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Right now...

I'm taking a dump. Big fat poop. While using my wireless card and lap top. here's quiz to make you feel better Which Family Guy character are you?...
Posted by Call me God. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

MY TATTOOS ITCH!!!

My new kanji itch like MOTHER fuckers. it's annoying. and all the skin is all peely but i've been told not to scratch it off. stupid damn hand tattoos. anyway. also, my A key is fucked up. stupi...
Posted by Call me God. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Dumb fucking entry

I really dislike this site. i'm only here because kimmers held a gun with a knife on the end of it to my head and put a grenade in my mouth and said she'd kill me if i didn't sign up (and don't try a...
Posted by Call me God. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST