I like to sit in front of my mirror all day. Zobi thinks that I am obsessed with myself, but I like to pretend that I have a friend. Wink, wink. I hate veggies or anything that is good for me. I love junk food. I am REALLY old.
I recently lost my bird friend Ashley...She finally grew on me and then poof...she flew out the window with no goodbye. Women can be bitches.
Right now I'm living it large. Lots of hot chicks come over regularly to see me and get a little action from me.
I'm kinda a big deal, my house smells of mahogany and I have many leather bound books.
Nathalia is my steady though. She is a hot piece of bird assss.
