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CHAWDADDY

You'll get nothing, and like it!

About Me

Let me tell you a little story? I once knew a guy who could have been a great golfer, could have gone pro, all he needed was a little time and practice. Decided to go to college instead. Went for four years, did pretty well. At the end of his four years, his last semester he was kicked out... You know what for? He was night putting, just putting at night with the fifteen-year-old daughter of the Dean... You know who that guy was Danny?No.Take one good guess.Bob Hope?Ha ha... No, that guy was Mitch Comstein, my roommate. He was a good guy.

My Interests

Shanking golf balls, 80's comedy movies, making fun of my friends constantly, getting made fun of constantly, the occasional 10 beers with my friends in Vegas or when I work with Luis, Copenhagen, SF Giants, trying to keep my wife from getting mad at me when I work too much or when I am hungover.

I'd like to meet:

These Dudes - I want to get into their basketball league:

Music:

(Enter bands to look cool here) The Pogues, Dio, Fleshtones, English Beat, The Black Keys, Lynard Skynard, Geto Boys, David Allan Coe, Sublime, Chris Ledoux, and my local favorites Scintas and Clint Holmes.

Movies:

Dumb and Dumber, Kingpin, Revenge of the Nerds, Hot Dog, Weird Science, Better off Dead, Outsiders, Virtual Sex with Jenna Jamison.

Television:

The Office, Rollergirls, Beyond the Bull, Dog the Bountyhunter, channel 511 late.

Books:

Every once in a while I read about 2 chapters of something someone gives me until I get the shakes and realize I could be laying on the couch drinking diet coke and watching something I tivo'd 2 weeks ago.

Heroes:

My Dad, my mom, my wife, Will Clark, Waylon Jennings, Dr. Dre, Autumn Austin, Adi Dassler, Pat Jones, Haig Kirkeby, Kookie Chris, Chancellor Yang, Randle, Karms, David Spitz, Dwarf Bum, Whiskey Dick OShea, and the guy on the corner of Van Ness and California who survived so many years of heroine use - aka "Subhuman".img src="http://www.flapa.com/baseball/cards/WillClark1987_420.j pg"