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Spitz

Tomorrow is Another Day

About Me

I was looking at a box of hot pockets and they have a warning on the side. It's like 'Warning! You just bought Hot Pockets! Hope you're drunk or heading home to a trailer! You hillbilly enjoy the next NASCAR event!I love how New York is so multicultural. I wish I was ethnic, I'm nothing. Because if you're Hispanic and you get angry, people are like, 'He's got a Latin temper!' If you're a white guy and you get angry, people are like, 'That guy's a jerk.I only dated one Asian girl, but she was very Asian. She was a panda(words of the great Gaffigan)

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People who are not assholes. Old college friends and anybody who can make me laugh!And Asia! ..

Music:

Anything but polka. old school nwa, doo wop, hip hop, 50's, 60's, 80's! classic rock, beach boys, and oh yeah country. In other words I like a little bit of everything and a whole lot of nothing.

Movies:

Oldschool, footloose, resevoir dogs, wedding crashers, animal house, tombstone, apacolypse now, 40 year old virgin,

Television:

Family Guy, American Dad, Simpsons, Rome, sports center, Entourage, Deadwood, Ultimate fighter season 1,2,3,4. jerry springer, The Shield, and anthing on the History Channel

Books:

Men Like Bars Women Don't Have A Penis written by Iron Balz. I can't believe Matt aka Iron could read a book much less write one. Non-fiction and anything by Jose Canseco.

Heroes:

Underdog, Chuck Yeager, Chuck Norris, Chuck Liddell, Matt Hughes, Hunter S. Thompson, Christian Cullen and anybody in the justice league