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Joe

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

happy go lucky sorta guy with sorta straight teeth. unlucky, or sorta lucky, for me, spinach doesn't give me huge pulsating forearms. strange and kooky is my favorite game. i don't like to use caps when i write, unless for comic effect, like "BAM" or "WHOOSH" or "WHACK". oh, and i love chickens. they're funny.

My Interests

music, movies, dancing, photography, foreign languages, chocolate, snacky cakes of all kinds, good food, bad food, greasy food (a class to its own), wine, beer, rodeo, bullriding, lassoing, cowboy stuff, children's games, children's clothing, underroos, Cirque, De La Guarda, Bjork, electronica, performance, soft velvet, warm blankets, leap frog, fantasy adventure, massage, fitness, and chickens.

I'd like to meet:

good people. people who like non-sensical things, like dressing up as a penguin and breakdancing in the park. people who think the national lampoon's series are funny. people who love chickens. well, not LOVE chickens but love chickens. you know what i mean. i hope. if not, you aren't the person that i'm looking for. (see, that's how i use caps. effective, aye?)

Music:

it's easier for me to say what i don't like. not much into classic rock or real heavy metal. and the shitty everyday monotone rock. i'm warming up to disco.

Movies:

Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Brokeback Mountain, all Stephen Chow movies (Shaolin Soccer, Kung Fu Hustle, God of Cookery), Todo Sobre Mi Madre, The Royal Tennenbaums, Tank Girl, Braveheart, Home Alone 2, The Pest, The Emporer's New Groove, Aladdin, Fight Club, most kiddy stuff since they are made for people with ADD, uhm....I'm going to have to go the video store and come back.

Television:

Simpsons, Family Guy, Strangers w/ Candy, Fairly Odd Parents, Project Runway, Fat Actress, Yugi-oh, Desperate Housewives, Family Feud, Price Is Right, Dancing w/ the Stars, PBR, PRCA, Rock Star INXS, Will & Grace, late night skin-a-max, but I don't watch much TV...

Books:

The Alchemist, Slaughterhouse V, anything by William Faulkner or Allice Walker, Beloved, Invisible Man, Letter from Father Christmas, The Hobbit and the Lord of the Rings trilogy, Eyes Were Watching God, Me Talk Pretty, Naked, the Harry Potter series, Le Petit Prince, Lolita, Portrait of an Artist, and books with that panel of sounds you can play while reading the story. "CLASH".

Heroes:

your usual Marvel characters. and Bjork. did you know Bjork once saved a family of five from a burning tenament. well, she could have.

My Blog

fuzzy purple grape

as much as i may bitch and moan about taking the silverline in the morning, which will become more frequent as it's soon to be my closest alternative, it does provide me with some morning amuseme...
Posted by Joe on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 07:20:00 PST

cost of freedom

with my 3:00 coffee came the question, how much would it cost for me to be set free from the shackles of the working day? lucky for me, i am certified in such inquiries. three years of headaches and t...
Posted by Joe on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 01:04:00 PST

celebrity sightings

i resisted the American Idol allure for three seasons, discounting the program as petty attempts to shove mediocre artists down my throat, but you can't wave a triple layer german chocolate cake in fr...
Posted by Joe on Thu, 18 May 2006 02:20:00 PST

best kept secrets

1. pants off dance off on fuse every night @ 10. this is my new fascination. a world where people of all ages and walks of life, but mainly starving new yorkers, get to go on television and dance to ...
Posted by Joe on Wed, 17 May 2006 08:12:00 PST

lessons learned

my job search has been, how do i put it, a roller coaster ride. from excitement to disappointment, i've had more ups and downs than paula abdul on american idol. i've used head hunters, alumni databas...
Posted by Joe on Wed, 10 May 2006 08:48:00 PST

just joe

if i were a hobo, i would be hobo joe.if i were a robot, i would be robo joe.if i were a stooge, i would be moe joe.if i were a marketing gimmick, i would be logo joe.if i were a ROTC boy, i would be ...
Posted by Joe on Tue, 09 May 2006 11:33:00 PST

comedy in a cable modem

in the wake of my last experience with comcast, this one doesn't come as too much of a surprise. they seriously have the cream of the crop in their mobile team. some suit up in a board room must have ...
Posted by Joe on Mon, 08 May 2006 01:24:00 PST

bring it

im allergic to the pussy. good thing gary has a hypoallergenic one. what makes it hypoallergenic? i don't know. maybe its genetically altered, a mutated sort of furry little thing that's fun to pet an...
Posted by Joe on Mon, 08 May 2006 08:07:00 PST

why hellllllllooooo doctor

bummdaadaabummdabumm introducing......... ME yes, after all the pestering and my unwavering refusal, well, until tonight that is, to latch on to this myspace crap, i am diving head first into the murk...
Posted by Joe on Wed, 03 May 2006 09:39:00 PST