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Midnight Creep

You can't fire me, I don't work in this van!

About Me


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: K to the Risten
Birthday: September 5, 1978
Birthplace: City of Witches
Current Location: Methvegas
Eye Color: green
Hair Color: brown for now
Height: 5'5"
Right Handed or Left Handed: mostly right, but sometimes both
Your Heritage: Mutt
The Shoes You Wore Today: Chocolate brown FMBs
Your Weakness: Lloyd Dobbler & the Dread Pirate Roberts
Your Fears: Clowns & bugs
Your Perfect Pizza: Hawaiians
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: not go broke
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I don't really use it that much
Thoughts First Waking Up: @#$&(
Your Best Physical Feature: boobs
Your Bedtime: 11:30ish, right after my daily dose of Alton Brown
Your Most Missed Memory: Cabbage Patch Kid fights (the legs are the handles)
Pepsi or Coke: cherry coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Despite it's former employee, the BK Lounge sucks
Single or Group Dates: either, but one of these days I'll get romantic night
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: either
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: fuck yes
Do you Sing: you should be so lucky :)
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: done
Do you want to get Married: yes
Do you belive in yourself: what does "belive" mean?
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: sure
Are you a Health Freak: clearly
Do you get along with your Parents: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes, especially with NING ("because there's not always time to scream the whole word!" - Kevin P. Heaslip III)
Do you play an Instrument: I'm a trouser snake charmer
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: often
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: only your mom's heart
Ever been Drunk: many times
Ever been called a Tease: no, I follow through
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: in your arms tonight :)
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I don't want to grow up
What country would you most like to Visit: That I haven't been to already? France or Spain
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: doesn't matter
Favourite Hair Color: usually dark
Short or Long Hair: either, just no mullets
Height: taller than me
Weight: bigger than me
Best Clothing Style: lederhosen
Number of Drugs I have taken: legally?
Number of CDs I own: a lot
Number of Piercings: 2
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: probably a few
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!To start off on a nice note...I will not be your friend if Tom is. I love cute and fuzzy things with 4 legs. I watch the Food Network way more than I should, and consequently do not trust skinny chefs. I will kick your ass at Wheel of Fortune. Talking birds amuse me to no end. My bike has tassles. I do crossword puzzles in pen. I have incurable road rage, and I wear monkey slippers. I'm clearly a pleasure to be around. :-p

My Interests

Belts, BEADS!, cooking, sleeping, eating, lounging, mischief, the No-Ouchie Meat Machine, belly time with my kitty, buying unnecessary but cool shit; games - board and video, not mind; old pictures, putting strycnine in the guacamole, puppies, napping, tv, loud music, speaking in movie quotes, laughing at ugly babies...and I guess adults too for that matter, Craisins, wacky office hyjinks, kickball, the Goblin King, 3-5 person dance parties, back rubs from cute boys, the Dread Pirate Roberts, pretty much anything not too strenuous.

I'd like to meet:

Right now I have a slight crush on Alton Brown, Food Network's dorkiest chef. But what can I say, I fall for geeks and rock stars.Jack Bauer is the man. Don't fuck with him. He'll bite you to death. ;)Watch the video below. Try not to cry...it's that moving.

Music:

NIN, most 80s hair bands (except for those pussy ones like Firehouse), NIN, Bowie, NIN, The Doors, NIN, Pink Floyd, NIN, Faith No More, NIN, Rob Zombie, NIN, Danko Jones, NIN The Raconteurs, NIN, Artic Monkeys, NIN, Ton Loc, NIN, BNL, She Wants Revenge, Dresden Dolls, The Fratellis, Justin Timberlake, The Killers, Pantera, Billy Joel, NSYNC, Megadeth, Rex Manning, GWAR!, The Batly Simon Massacre, Guns N' Roses, Muse, Sir Mix-a-Lot, Franz Ferdinand, Love and Rockets, Jude, Led Zeppelin, Aerosmith, Kid Rock, Frampton, Cream, Ludacris, NKOTB, Detroit Grand Poobahs, The White Stripes, Tori Amos, CKY, Mr. Bungle, Men at Work, Wall of Voodoo, old school 1920s jazzy swing stuff...pretty much anything but country (though I do find it quite amusing when my boyfriend serenades me with it) and anything that makes a repetitive "nst" sound. And even though I most likely know all the words, mid-late 80s/early 90s adult contemporary soft rock shit like Rod Stewart or Amy Grant is also a definite no no too Daffy. NIN

Movies:

anything with John Cusack, Dazed and Confused, Arry Pottah, Empire Records, Napoleon Dynamite, Office Space, Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure, The Princess Bride, A Series of Unfortunate Events, Supertroopers, Newsies, Jackass, Say Anything, Cry Baby, Brokeback Mountain, Elf, The Ref, Sin City, Band of Brothers, Alice In Wonderland, Old School, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Married to the Mob, Full Metal Jacket, Se7en, Bring It On, UHF, A Christmas Story, Grease 2, Hackers, Point Break, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, anything cheesey is good. and war movies. and unrealistic natural disaster movies.

Television:

24, The Big Bang Theory, How I Met Your Mother, Rescue Me, Feasting on Asphalt, Good Eats, The Office, Robot Chicken, American Dad, Family Guy, Dirty Jobs, Planet's Funniest Animals, Who's Line is it Anyway?, TPIR, Pants Off Dance Off, Charmed, Sex and the City, Will & Grace, Everybody Loves Raymond, Animaniacs, MXC, American Idol, America's Next Top Model, Viva La Bam, CSI, SNL, the entire Food Network, Wheel of Fortune, Celebrity Jeopardy, Scrubs, Discovery Channel, TLC, Animal Planet (except for the abused animal shows), and shows about Mega-anything - disasters, structures, tumors etc.

Books:

Arry Pottah, Sex Drugs & Cocoa Puffs, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, Fargo Rock City, Marley & Me, Things My Girlfriend and I Have Argued About, The DiVinci Code, Steven King stuff, Jack Handy's Deep Thoughts, The Onion

Heroes:

Jack Bauer, Johnny Knoxville, Bob Barker, Chicken Boo

My Blog

Dear American Express,

Thank you for your concern, but in fact I did purchase both Nine Inch Nails tickets and New Kids on the Block tickets this week.  Thank you,Kristen...
Posted by Midnight Creep on Thu, 15 May 2008 04:10:00 PST

I like this version better

If your life was a movie, what would the soundtrack be?So, here's how it works:1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)2. Put it on shuffle3. Press play4. For every question, typ...
Posted by Midnight Creep on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 05:03:00 PST

Dude, there’s no way she listens to that crap! Oh wait, is she in a coma?

If your life was a movie, what would the soundtrack be?So, here’s how it works:1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)2. Put it on shuffle3. Press play4. For every questio...
Posted by Midnight Creep on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 06:31:00 PST

JT, you have met your match.

Headline news on Boston.com today: New Kids are back The New Kids on the Block - (from left) Danny Wood, Donnie Wahlberg, Jordan Knight, Joey McIntyre, and Jonathan Knight - in 1991. (ROBIN PLATZER/...
Posted by Midnight Creep on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 03:30:00 PST

Nerd Alert: Chapter 2

HAPPY PI DAY!...
Posted by Midnight Creep on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 03:31:00 PST

Back to the 80s Monday night...

1.How old were you in 1980?22. How old were you in 1989?113. Were you a Toys R' US Kid?I was a Child World / Caldoor / Bradlee's kid4. Did you watch Transformers?Who d...
Posted by Midnight Creep on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 07:00:00 PST

Nerd Alert: Personified

SCRABBLE / CHEEZ-ITS / WINE NIGHTBRING IT BITCHJOHN'S RACKFINAL SCOREFUCK SCRABBLEFUCK BEESFUCK SHOESFUCK THIS GAMEAND FUCK YOU GRANDMA.JOHNBURNS - I CHALLENGE THEE TO A REMATCH....
Posted by Midnight Creep on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 06:36:00 PST

C U Next Tuesday

+ despite the rain, today was springy - hey can you drive to Braintree for 8am to set up a projector because I'm too stupid to do it myself even though I get paid like 3x as much as you? + fuck it, I'...
Posted by Midnight Creep on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 07:14:00 PST

Nerd alert

This is going to sound totally lame but I wicked feel like doing a jigsaw puzzle and/or playing Scrabble.   Anyone game? (you'd need to bring said puzzle.)
Posted by Midnight Creep on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 03:20:00 PST

Its time for another good idea, bad idea.

Good Idea: Trying to be productive and do laundry. Bad Idea: Not turning the heat on in the dryer. Stupid wet clothes.
Posted by Midnight Creep on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 07:17:00 PST