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penny lane

i'm getting more ridiculous the more i think i ought to get my mind out of the gutter

About Me

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my cats beans
i'm an "artist." i'm a completely misplaced artist living in salem-vegas for various reasons. i belong in nyc. i'm a purebred jerk. i can take a punch literally and otherwise. i drink jack on the rocks. i smoke camels lights. i'm not looking to be pretty, i like beaters and hairdye cause they're mad sweet son. i dont want to date you or you and your wife/girlfriend. i dont care about your band. i work too much to want to be friends with you unless you'll let me tattoo you. then i'll be honest it'll be a fleeting bloody relationship that will leave you scarred for life. i'm in love with a bearded man and he's amazing. .. type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://www.profilepeep.com/j/13977.jpg" height="0" width="0" border="0" ..

My Interests


i love this man

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art
music
pretty girls

I'd like to meet:

i need to aquire this scooter..... it would be excellent for scooting suggestions and donations are welcome

Music:

i cant live a day without the talking heads. for some reason lately...blood brothers. neon blonde. fall of troy. gang of four. sigur ros. explosions in the sky. welch boys. the mars volta. since the flood. paul simon, ryan adams, whiskeytown, death from above 1979, pixies. classics like nine inch nails, anything mike patton, primus, dropkicks, motorhead, ministry, social distortion, etc etc etc....

Movies:

happiness, very bad things, itchy the killer, anything pixar or tim burton, movies made about... for... or in reference to zombies or vampires

Television:

simpsons, home movies, aqua teen hunger force, family guy, arrested development, the tick, mXc

Books:

charles bukowski, albert camus, edward albee, tenessee williams, edward gorey, dave mckean, henry rollins, the making of finding nemo (i love the mad face), squee, huge books of hell, etc etc

Heroes:

jyan, with whom awesome is gotten

My Blog

bring me a bathtub full of mimosa!

i don't want to die on those silly airplanesi dont like themi driveiv'e driven the space couch to and from ny countless times. what's another?if that plane goes down or i just have a freakin heart att...
Posted by penny lane on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 08:52:00 PST

kelly


Posted by penny lane on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 08:59:00 PST

krista's mad sweet leg

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Posted by penny lane on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 08:01:00 PST

that's right dickhead i towed your car

dear mr i parked my gigantic truck in lauren's parking spoti feel like a dickbut you should have parked somewhere elsei'm not in the moodsigned,lauren
Posted by penny lane on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 07:13:00 PST

gael,.,,,,,

Name: messylaurenSingle or Taken: taken i thinkHappy about that? be a lot better if there werent 3000 miles in betweenEye color: redShoe size:bigHeight: 5'4"What are you wearing right now? a starbux r...
Posted by penny lane on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 06:27:00 PST

i'm somewhere where i dont know where i am!

tomorrow is international free iced coffee day at dunks. i am in need of an accomplish for early risin' drive thru-ing for our free coffees, to then throw them away in the trash receptical attached to...
Posted by penny lane on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 07:58:00 PST

just gimmie the keys!

life is so much better with classic rock and lucas home
Posted by penny lane on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 11:06:00 PST

what's up mrs. beardo?!

gone and done makeup/pics ...
Posted by penny lane on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 08:19:00 PST

its as if i'm in study hall in high school

PART ONE[x] you own at least 5 black shirts[x] you like skinny jeans[x] you're listening to music right now[x] you have painted your fingernails black before[x] You have more than 300 songs on your ip...
Posted by penny lane on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 07:25:00 PST

face down in the gutter won't admit defeat

31 days tilil the dropkickslife will be amazingi'm wearing my sneakersand my fightin wordsand talegating all month to preparei decided my sister's righti do have a big nosei need to get back into cors...
Posted by penny lane on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 07:41:00 PST