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Brendan, Clap Your Hands

Il y a une souris sous le lit!

About Me

My name is Brendan. Je parle un peu de francais mais quand je le parle je suis comme un enfant. I'm an academic failure and self-proclaimed genius. I'm cripplingly lonely and I have all the friends in the world. As you can tell by now I'd much rather speak in riddles than actually give a straight answer.

My Interests

Opera, New York City, Art, Vintage, My Grandma, Your Grandma, Puns, Cliches, Irony, German, French, Russian, Performance, Cello, Piano, Forte, Tattoos, Piercings, Pornography, Photography, Japan, Lieder, Icelandic, Reading,

I'd like to meet:

Eat. Me.

if you're not going to bother talking to me, don't bother adding me either.

Music:

Bjork, The Arcade Fire, Interpol, Eisley, The Distillers, Rilo Kiley, Sigur Ros, The Shins, The Decemberists, Neutral Milk Hotel, Sleater-Kinney, Death Cab for Cutie, Denali, The Dresden Dolls, Belle and Sebastian, Pretty Girls Make Graves, Minus the Bear, Le Tigre, Sondre Lerche, The Ditty Bops, Q and not U, Nicole Atkins and the Sea, The Parlor Mob, Sufjan Stevens, Horrorpops, Gravy Train!!!, Radiohead, Metric, Bright Eyes, Feist, Modest Mouse, The Mars Volta, Mew, Gregory and the Hawk, Saosin, Circa Survive, Beulah, Blonde Redhead, The Adicts, Mirah, Elliott Smith, Incubus, Bikini-Kill, Sonic Youth, The Postal Service, The Notwist, Tori Amos, The Sounds, Bloc Party, Tegan and Sara, Coldplay, Scarling, Franz Schubert, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, Regina Spektor, Bikini-Kill, Amy Winehouse, The Pixies, The Postal Service, Gabriel Faure, Oxymoron, Choking Victim, Of Montreal, Anna Netrebko, Animal Collective

Movies:

Requiem for a Dream, Billy's Hollywood Screen Kiss, The Good Girl, Labrynth, Dancer in the Dark, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, The 5th Element, Enemy at the Gates, Bowling for Columbine, Fight Club, Rules of Attraction, Secretary, Punch Drunk Love, Lost In Translation, Girl Interupted, Moulin Rouge, The Princess Brides, True Romance, Clerks, The Royal Tenenbaums, K.I.D.S, Mona Lisa Smile, 16 Candles, The Breakfast Club, Pulp Fiction, White Oleander, Cherish, Big Fish, Down With Love, Elephant, Kill Bill vol.1, Empire Records, American Beauty, Party Monster, Amelie, Soldier's Girl, The Shape of Things, Mommy Dearest, Heaven Help Us, The Shining, Isn't She Great?, The Dreamers, Twin Falls Idaho, Saved!, The Virgin Suicides, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Garden State, Natural Born Killers, Die Mommy Die!, House of Flying Daggers, But I'm a Cheerleader, The Adventures of Priscilla: Queen of the Desert, Ma Vie en Rose
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Books:

The Perks of Being a Wall Flower, Boy Meets Boy, Slaughter House 5, The Belljar, Naked, Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim, Me Talk Pretty One Day, Hypocrite in a Pouffy White Dress, Invisible Monsters, Running With Scissors, Survivor, Diary, I Fatty, Life of Pi

Heroes:

Franz Schubert. Bjork. My Momma.

My Blog

Tattoo by Lauren Dubee part. 1

  Not finished. But soon hopefully.
Posted by Brendan, Clap Your Hands on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 01:04:00 PST

Damn this ungodly heat

I've had to resort to hats...   and bandanas....    
Posted by Brendan, Clap Your Hands on Tue, 30 May 2006 09:23:00 PST

That wench in Bostonia tagged me.

So the rules are, once you've been tagged, you have to write a blog with "six weird facts/things/habits about yourself." Finish by choosing six people to be tagged and list their names. Don't forget t...
Posted by Brendan, Clap Your Hands on Sat, 18 Mar 2006 08:57:00 PST

Mmm. Pan American.


Posted by Brendan, Clap Your Hands on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 04:32:00 PST

I love it when creepy corner store workers hit on me.

the key word is definitly creepy
Posted by Brendan, Clap Your Hands on Thu, 03 Nov 2005 01:18:00 PST

Mal de tete!

I'm going to make a few things perfectly clear: I don't care who wins a fucking Emmy this year. I don't care that the cat and dog are sleeping together. I know my head is shaved. Tell me somethi...
Posted by Brendan, Clap Your Hands on Mon, 19 Sep 2005 05:47:00 PST

Drivers Beware.

Uh.   I passed my driver's permit test. Which means I may have to drive. Like. Sometime in the future.   Which is bad because I'm a major spaz and will probobly spin off the road if someone ...
Posted by Brendan, Clap Your Hands on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

She's Hearing Voices

I ate two sandwhiches after I came home from school today. TWO!!!!
Posted by Brendan, Clap Your Hands on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Where Da Boys At?!?!

This is the story of new buddies. So I went with my choir to the Williamsburg trip, half expecting for myself to stay with my own crowd of Middletown North choir geeks and half expecting that I'd k...
Posted by Brendan, Clap Your Hands on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Happy Birthday to Me.

Melody and I are cleaning. We are fucking amazing. And it's my 16th birthday And I'm having a party and a cake made of doughnuts. And hilarity will continue to ensue
Posted by Brendan, Clap Your Hands on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST