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The Not So Mighty Aphrodite (Last Nights Girl)

Dude, she looks like she got hit with a 3-2 fastball... * FuF *

About Me

I am....

Spastic. Neurotic. Narcissistic. Goofy. Fiercely independent. Generous to a fault. Probably taller than you. Protective of my friends. Usually misunderstood. A trucker the minute I walk out of work. Unforgiving of stupidity. Poetic at the right time. Mediocre at telling jokes. Often the life of the party. Unapologetic for being me. Stronger emotionally than physically, but I'll still kick your ass. Brutally honest, but polite about it. Insightful. Addicted to singing. Occasionally bossy and motherly. Responsible. Obsessively organized. Dramatic, but not a fan of drama. A grudge holder. A really good cook. A lot more old-fashioned than you'll ever realize. Only semi-feminist. A wild and crazy chick. Betting my family is crazier than yours. Not a betting person. A chameleon. A smart cookie. Laid-back. The girl that burps, swears, and makes dirty jokes, and doesn't care if I offend you. More than an "about me" section on myspace. Working on a better version of me.

This is my boyfriend.
This is his band.
They are amazing. If you have not seen or heard of them, I'd suggest checking them out, because you are missing out on some seriously raunchy good fun. =)
Your Birthdate: August 7
You are an island. You don't need anyone else to make you happy.
And though you see yourself as a loner, people are drawn to you.
Deep and sensitive, you tend to impress others with your insights.
You also tend to be psychic - so listen to that inner voice!
Your strength: Your self sufficiency
Your weakness: You despise authority
Your power color: Maroon
Your power symbol: Hammer
Your power month: July

What Does Your Birth Date Mean?
You Are a Phoenix
Driven and ambitious, you tend to acquire material success easily.
You have grand schemes - both for your own life and for changing the whole world.
You are a great leader, and you have no problem taking the reigns.
However, you aren't all business. You also have great talents for performing and visual arts. What Mythological Creature Are You?
You're Brigitte Bardot!
What Classic Pin-Up Are You?
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My Interests



Anything that can grab my attention is good... though I'm mostly a music geek and karaoke queen. I love to sing - alas, it is my passion. I also like to dance, read, do crosswords, watch movies, party, and sleep, though decidedly not in that order. =D

S Sexy
H Hilarious
A Ambitious
L Lucky
E Entertaining
N Noisy
E Enchanting

I'd like to meet:

Interesting people with good hearts and no drama.

If you fall into any of these categories:
Creepy, Catty, Socially Inept, Overly Dramatic, Clingy, or Closed-Minded, Unable To Accept Responsibility, a Taker, a Blamer, or a Backstabber,
You can save me the trouble of blocking you by pressing "home" right now and moving the fuck on.

Myspace Backgrounds

Music:



Christina Aguilera, The Unheard, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Hendrix, Live, Bob Seger (except turn the page. ick.), Pantera, Silvertide, Audioslave, Rage Against the Machine, Shinedown, Outkast, Flyleaf, Sublime, Suicidal Tendancies (you wouldn't know crazy if Charles Manson was eating front loops on your front porch! hahaha), Alanis, Carrie Underwood, Lily Allen, Peaches, Sheryl Crow, Nirvana, Blues Traveler, almost everything 80's, Martin Sexton, Everything but the Girl, Fiona Apple, Black Crowes, Counting Crows, John Mayer, punk, country, opera, symphony, old school hip-hop, Bone Thugs, Cypress Hill, Biggie, 2Pac, NIN, Marilyn Manson, Down, Kelly Clarkson, system of a down, anything but whiny crap ....

Movies:

Boondock Saints. Anyone who hasn't seen that movie should. Anything by Kevin Smith, Evil Dead Return of the King, Tombstone, Gia, The Exorcist (the original - my favorite scary movie of all time), Stigmata, Speed (don't ask), anything with Al Pacino, anything with Bruce Willis, almost anything with Edward Norton Jr., Lord of the Rings, The Matrix (yes - all of them), Crank, the Harry Potter series, Happy Feet, Shrek, Sleeping Beauty (still my favorite disney movie), PCU, Romy and Michelle, The Heathers, Clueless, and many more that I can't conjure up at the moment.
The Movie Of Your Life Is A Black Comedy
In your life, things are so twisted that you just have to laugh.
You may end up insane, but you'll have fun on the way to the asylum.

Your best movie matches: Being John Malkovich, The Royal Tenenbaums, American Psycho If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?

Television:

TV rots your brain, but I like it anyway. The only news show I watch is The Daily Show (and the Colbert Report), because news shows piss me off too much. I like vh1, Comedy Central (except Reno911), E!, Family Guy, Futurama, Aqua Teen, Venture Brothers, American Idol, Adult Swim (except the anime. anime sucks my ass.), House, and my favorite - 24. I'm also re-addicted to law and order (all of them) and the food network. Its silly but I love cooking shows.

Books:

I like satire or fantasy mainly. My favorite is Good Omens by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman. Anyone who hasn't read that book needs to. A Million Little Pieces was a good read, and I don't care whether he lied. you can tell he's lying. If you can't, I'm sorry that you are dumb. I have a thing for John Grisham, Margaret Maron, Steven King, C.S. Lewis and V.C. Andrews. I like comic books - not the super hero kind, the funnies kind; Garfield, Calvin & Hobbes, Dilbert, etc. I'll read the newspaper and crappy celebrity magazines every now and then too. I just like to read.

Heroes:

My Mom, who is my hero and frequently my savior. (or saver maybe?) And this quote: "Embrace the unknown..." Leonardo Da Vinci
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Shalene
Birthday: 8/7/82
Birthplace: Warren, MI
Current Location: Hazel Park, MI (wow i've gone far...)
Eye Color: blue hazel
Hair Color: dirty blonde :)
Height: 5"11' (and a quarter)
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
The Shoes You Wore Today: moccasins
Your Weakness: myself
Your Fears: not living up to my full potential
Your Perfect Pizza: everything but olives anchovies and canned mushrooms. use fresh ones dammit.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: to be comfortable being myself
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol - isnt everyones?
Thoughts First Waking Up: really violent things about my alarm clock.
Your Best Physical Feature: I dunno, but its definitely not my nose!
Your Bedtime: Has anyone ever answered this one with an actual time? Really now...
Your Most Missed Memory: Christmas morning at my grandparent's house. They used to tell me they worked for santa as honorary elves. =)
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: mickey d's, but BK fries.
Single or Group Dates: whateva.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: either, i'm not picky about tea.
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla with sprinkes
Cappuccino or Coffee: cinnamon latte's from starbucks. I'm an addict.
Do you Smoke: not anymore - I quit! =) Go me.
Do you Swear: oh yes... >: )
Do you Sing: always.
Do you Shower Daily: Yes. But secretly there's a hippie in me dying to escape.
Have you Been in Love: yup
Do you want to go to College: yup - sarting OCC in May.
Do you want to get Married: yup
Do you belive in yourself: what is belive? i dunno what that means.
Do you get Motion Sickness: not usually, but I HATE rollercoasters.
Do you think you are Attractive: i'm not hollywood, but i'm not ugly.
Are you a Health Freak: not even a little bit.
Do you get along with your Parents: my mom is my hero. and very frequently, my savior.
Do you like Thunderstorms: oh yeah buddy.
Do you play an Instrument: yep- baritone horn and trumpet
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: :) yes....
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on : no, i seemed a bit off. (wtf?!)
In the past month have you gone on a Date: not really....
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no ! :)
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no, but i would like to.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: hell no. ick.
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: oh yeah.
Ever been called a Tease: yep ;) Usually I dont realize I'm doing it tho.
Ever been Beaten up: nope
Ever Shoplifted: yup...I was 13 I think.
How do you want to Die: painlessly
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: i dont wanna grow up, i'm a toys r us kid....
What country would you most like to Visit: austrailia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: brown
Short or Long Hair: short, or rocker long. no mullets.
Height: taller than me
Weight: i guess any, but not sickly skinny or morbidly obese.
Best Clothing Style: dress shirt or band T, slightly baggy jeans, and sneaks or nice boots.
Number of I have taken: i have taken a large number of whatever that is. lol
Number of CDs I own: dunno. itd take too long to count.
Number of Piercings: 2 in each ear
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: alot- but better to have done them and regret them than to have never done them at all. life is about experience, and i intend to use the opportunity.
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My Blog

And just when I thought I knew the words...

As a karaoke hostess, I thought I knew all the lyrics... Apparently I was way off...potato wave! ...
Posted by The Not So Mighty Aphrodite (Last Nights Girl) on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 08:55:00 PST

the old "me"

I am...Spastic, Neurotic, & Narcissistic. * Also - Lushtastic. And yes, I did just make that up. =)Hi. I am, above all else, a huge dork.  I like it that way.  Its really fun, and proves...
Posted by The Not So Mighty Aphrodite (Last Nights Girl) on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 06:19:00 PST

Responsibility...

is kicking my ass.  but I like it.New job, old job, new landlord title, all of it.  More to come later....
Posted by The Not So Mighty Aphrodite (Last Nights Girl) on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 03:43:00 PST

Kitty Rock! My Adoptive Myspace Pets....

HouseHip HopMetalStevie WonderAlternative MusicThe Techno Music + Ecstasy Cat...
Posted by The Not So Mighty Aphrodite (Last Nights Girl) on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 11:33:00 PST

My visit to the Twilight Zone

So this is for the other half of you who haven't heard this story.Since the Auto Show, I've been sick.  I tried medicating myself, in hopes of curing my really annoying cold.  Last saturday...
Posted by The Not So Mighty Aphrodite (Last Nights Girl) on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 04:35:00 PST

how smart are you?

I wonder how this goes with my blonde brain / redhead attitude statement...  :-)  ...
Posted by The Not So Mighty Aphrodite (Last Nights Girl) on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 12:04:00 PST

My American Idol Adventure

For those of you who had been rooting for me, and those who are just curious....."My American Idol Adventure" - My mom and I went to Memphis, and it was officially the first vacation we have ever take...
Posted by The Not So Mighty Aphrodite (Last Nights Girl) on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 07:20:00 PST

things to ponder...

1. Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you undress? 2. If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the center of the earth? 3. Why can't woman put their mascara ...
Posted by The Not So Mighty Aphrodite (Last Nights Girl) on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 03:06:00 PST

Living in Michigan

You know you're from michigan when: 1. You've never met any celebrities. 2. "Vacation" means going to Cedar Point. 3. At least 1 member of your family disowns you the week of the Michigan/Michigan St...
Posted by The Not So Mighty Aphrodite (Last Nights Girl) on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 10:25:00 PST

CONTEXT

I have posted on my site that I am available for modeling, and am in search of *RESPECTABLE* jobs.  that does not mean that I am going to come to your house and pose in lengerie for you. SLEAZY F...
Posted by The Not So Mighty Aphrodite (Last Nights Girl) on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 03:52:00 PST