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Black-Polished Chrome.

Cream Puffs in Venice.

About Me

I'm a Kike. A Yid. A Hebe. A hook-nose. I'm kosher. I'm a Red Sea pedestrian and proud of it. But I'm also an alien. No, really.

My Interests

Music: (playing, listening, transcribing, composing, arranging, singing), dancing, thinking, anarchy, moral philosophy, astrophysics, linguistics, reading, walking, sensuality, chess, good comedy, Frank Gehry's architecture.

I'd like to meet:

Mel Brooks, John Cleese, Eric Idle, Ahmad Jamal. Anyone else who's not a waste of sperm.

Music:

Jazz. Ahmad Jamal, Bill Evans, Brad Mehldau, McCoy Tyner, Oscar Peterson, Alain Mallet, Charles Blenzig, Herbie Hancock, Thelonius Monk, Chick Corea, Duke Ellington, Bud Powell, Wayne Shorter, Benny Goodman, Wynton Marsalis, Louis Armstrong, John Coltrane, Miles Davis, Ella Fitzgerald, Michael Buble, Peter Cincotti, Fred Hersch, Bruce Idle, Joyce DiCamillo, etc. Radiohead, Dead Can Dance, Blonde Redhead, Neil Diamond, Roy Orbison, Nitty Gritty Dirt Band, Mew, The Pipettes, Kate Bush, Moby, Beethoven, Mozart, Rachmaninoff, Rimsky-Korsakov, Cowboy Bebop, and anything else that sounds good

Movies:

Rain Man, Chum Scrubber, Kentucky Fried Movie, Monty Python's Life of Brian, Mel Brooks' History of the World.

Television:

Whatever numbs my mind.

Books:

"Vices Are Not Crimes" by Lysander Spooner, "We the Living" by Ayn Rand (But with a grain of salt), "Fahrenheit 451" by Ray Bradbury, "Lord of the Rings" by J.R.R. Tolkien, "For Whom the Bell Tolls" by Earnest Hemingway, "1984" by George Orwell, "Thrice Upon a Time" by J.P.Hogan, "Cat's Cradle" by Kurt Vonnegut, "How to be a Successful Tyrant" by Larken Rose, and anything written by John Goldthwaite or Billy Malloy.

Heroes:

My future self.

My Blog

Authoritarians say the darndest things.

Fakeplstctrees2:  Poor, if the fact of it being a "job" doesn't justify the killing, how is it NOT my responsibility if I commit murder, EVEN if it's my "job"? PoorCarole: i don't want to argue s...
Posted by Black-Polished Chrome. on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 08:08:00 PST

For those of you who know Sam Sapirstein...

Look! It's a remnant of Sam Sapirstein's hidden, secret past as a Turkish pop-singer called Tarkan! YouTube - Tarkan - Dudu ...
Posted by Black-Polished Chrome. on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 09:14:00 PST

Contemplation.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie-Roll Pop? The world will CERTAINLY never know. Fakeplstctrees2 [11:29 PM]:  I wonder if there's a site out there that actually has th...
Posted by Black-Polished Chrome. on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 10:38:00 PST