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Jaundiced Coincidence

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm quiet. Up until the age of 18, I had only one nostril. I distort reality sometimes. I can do impossible things. My favorite name for a sugar is galactose. I dislike coffee and drink it regularly. I perform expert transplant surgery on sandwich cookies. I have and do put googly eyes on random things all around. I also start small collections of stones various places around town. Perhaps you've seen some of my work? Add a stone! Add a leaf. Add a twig. I walk on the left side of the street so I can see the faces of oncoming drivers.

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My Interests

The sciences, illustration, gizmos, taking things apart, minesweeper, wandering around bumping into things (and persons).

I'd like to meet:

WEIRD PEOPLE.Anyone who can teach me something about anything.

Television:

smell-o-vision

Books:

those spelling bee word list booklets. Aesop's Fables. Jonathan Livingston Seagull. Ender's Game. The Little Prince.

Heroes:

Jim Henson, Benjamin Franklin

My Blog

Fear

In honor of Halloween, below is a list of things that frighten me.  Maybe now they will frighten you too. " desertification " racial pride - as weird to me as racial shame " Southern pr...
Posted by Jaundiced Coincidence on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 08:49:00 PST

Base-Per-Case

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Posted by Jaundiced Coincidence on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 04:33:00 PST

the trouble with fame

Most famous people are not famous for anything worth being famous for.
Posted by Jaundiced Coincidence on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 12:41:00 PST

geek vandalism

I often pass on my way around the neighborhood a yard sign advertising  residence of "The Paul's".  I have often fantasized about whiting out that apostrophe.  I hate it. ...
Posted by Jaundiced Coincidence on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 03:32:00 PST

Oklahoma tourism plug

SIGHTS TO SEE going to, coming from, and IN OKLAHOMA: *coyotes *roadrunners *one (1) Great freakynormous Blue Heron, crossing, at close range and in no particular hurry, right...
Posted by Jaundiced Coincidence on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 12:14:00 PST

Jaunty Oven Omelet

This will be a THREE EGG omelet, to be cooked at 350 degrees for nine-ish minutes.  Use extra pans if needed. THE STUFF: 3 (chicken) eggs 1 and a half teaspoons salt 1 and a half teaspo...
Posted by Jaundiced Coincidence on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 01:03:00 PST

Peter's quiz

  FOODOLOGYQ. What is your salad dressing of choice?A.  I do not by choice eat salad.  I eat vegetables. Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?A. Wendy's.Q. What is your favori...
Posted by Jaundiced Coincidence on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 03:12:00 PST