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kevin

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About Me


So, i'm kevin, and i'm kind of obsessed with cluttered old bookstores, pre-1960s Los Angeles, science, linguistics, urban exploration, sick inappropriate humor, assertive women, social activism, indy music and films, NPR. These days I program websites for a living, spend time with good people, fantasize about running away and living in the wilderness, find unintended uses for things, read books voraciously, and take an unhealthy interest in being generally sarcastic. I celebrate diversity and the bizarre. Plus, I have a Dr. Seuss tattoo.
Pet Peeves:
    The use of 'literally' when you mean 'figuratively' ("I was literally climbing the walls!") Commercials with closeups of cats eating moist food Racial pride/patriotism Constant ellipse usage at the end of sentences. Are you trying to be breathy? Mysterious? Pondersome? Women who park and then take 10 minutes to get out of their car People who keep talking when they know I'm not listening Pet costumes A lack of keeping track of who else is in your physical proximity because you're texting/talking on your cellphone/really important/shopping/Asian Sublime, the Beastie Boys, and Rage Against the Machine Willful ignorance

Disclaimer:
The text above says I CAN EAT GLASS IT DOES NOT HURT ME in several different languages*. You have been warned.
* ...Just in case anybody "foreign" (i.e. terrorist, illegal alien, towelhead, etc.) is thinking of fucking with me. By the way, this is America, so start speaking American† or GET OUT. When you leave your shitty country and come to a better one, LEARN THE LANGUAGE . Other languages such as Mexican, Cherokee, Canadian, or Esperanto will not be tolerated. American is in fact the only language that should be spoken anywhere. If it was good enough for Jesus ‡, then it's good enough for you, freedom-hater.
† American is not to be confused with its bastard offspring English, which is spoken in England, or Califnordian, which is spoken in California.
‡ Yes, of course Jesus spoke American. After all, which language is the new AMERICAN bible written in?

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


I like open-minded people who know how to have an intelligent discussion. I can usually find something in common with everyone, but I don't get along well with pretentious conceited types.

Attention! if you know how any of the following can be reached, please let me know:

    Members of knitta Someone who can teach me to play the theramin, katzenklavier , or Tromboon . Mark Ryden , Larry Walters , Chandre Oram , weng weng , or Robert Crumb developer of the Gay Bomb Whoever wrote this on the blowdryer
Contact info / social harlotry:

aol im: proverbialbrick
yahoo: usuallydark
linkedin
last.fm
Facebook
YouTube
StumbleUpon
YTMND
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My Blog

more conversations with theists

I don't necessarily seek out this kind of dialogue, but I can be pretty outspoken about certain subjects. So it does attract a certain amount of indignant response from Christians. Apparently some peo...
Posted by on Sun, 10 May 2009 12:34:00 GMT

Conversations with my theist friend

Hi Kevin,I don't know you, but I'm just sending a note your way letting you know I've subscribed to your favorites and I'm sending a friend request your way. Worldview wise, we are miles apart, but I ...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Apr 2009 22:47:00 GMT

photos of nothing in particular

Here're some random pictures I've taken with the iPhone in the last few months. Click for enbiggenment.Smoggy LA sunset; view from my office in WeHo with the sun glinting off of the downtown skyline...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Jan 2009 17:19:00 GMT

And that's one to grow on!

The palmaris longus is a tendon in your arm which is there because our evolutionary ancestors used to have claws. The PL allowed us to unfurl our claws. However, it being vestigial, some of us still ...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Dec 2008 11:54:00 GMT

Young Girl Talking About Herself

My newest YouTube redonkulesness: Music by Parry Gripp (of Nerf Herder); videos by Brandi.
Posted by on Fri, 05 Dec 2008 09:40:00 GMT

oh hellz yes.

Received: Sun Nov 16 12:53:52 2008Message-ID: Subject: Swarthy babe likes to rub her vagina riding on a horseMIME-Version: 1.0WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE, YOU SWARTHY BABE LIKES TO RUB HER VAGINA ...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Nov 2008 05:00:00 GMT

my new love interest

I think i'm in love with Rachel Maddow.i don't really care that she's a lesbian. In fact, that is like way cool.Quiet!Nothing to do with stupid drooling heterosexual men who fetishize it; whom I'd des...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Oct 2008 23:53:00 GMT

The Truth about Barack Obama

Dear American People,Hello. I will not be giving you my real information, as it needs to remain secret - at least until after our plan is enacted. I am a Top Executive at the Democratic National Commi...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Oct 2008 02:37:00 GMT

i e jewish chix

In general too, but actually I'm really proud of Ms. Boxer and Ms. Feinstein, my Senate representatives from the state of Califnordia. There are small issues in their platforms with which i disagree, ...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Oct 2008 19:54:00 GMT

Oswald Cobblepot for President

This is my latest youtube silliness.
Posted by on Mon, 06 Oct 2008 16:41:00 GMT