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Joshua Wilde

About Me

When in doubt, forget about it. When not in doubt...get in doubt!

My Interests

Breakdancing, making art, writing and filming stuff, throwing a boomerang and running for my life as it hurtles back at me, chess, Rubik's Cube, haiku kung-fu, prestidigitation.

I'd like to meet:

Whoever put the bop in the bop-ba-ba-ba-bop...but I'll settle for who put the dip in the dip da-dip-da-dip-dip.

Music:

Short wave: 4625 KHz

Movies:

Harold & Maude; Waking Life; Amelie; Baraka; Better Off Dead.

Television:

White noise, 3am.

Books:

I just read the Golden Compass trilogy...and they were amazing. READ THEM!

Heroes:

Harpo Marx & Amelia Earhart.

My Blog

outside the labyrinth

They stood there, empty, waiting for a day when the road would appear to end and the horizon line would no longer tease them with distance. They stood as silhouettes, accepting the approaching dusk wi...
Posted by Joshua Wilde on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 11:00:00 PST

The pulse

Look into the sun and see your heart pulsating. It is my heart, too.
Posted by Joshua Wilde on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 12:24:00 PST

to sleep

one last dance for themoon and the stars, inside outlike blood in water
Posted by Joshua Wilde on Sat, 26 May 2007 12:22:00 PST

Slapping you silly

"What is the sound ofone hand clapping?" asked the man."Haiku hi-five!" *SLAP*
Posted by Joshua Wilde on Sun, 06 May 2007 09:39:00 PST

In the dark to see

Everything's forseeable. Everything has already been foreseen. What has been fated cannot be avoided. Even this boiled potato. This fork. This chunk of dark bread. This thought, too...My grandmother s...
Posted by Joshua Wilde on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 01:32:00 PST

And the survey says...

1. Someone knocks on your door at 2 am, who do you want it to be? Is this like a psychoanalytical knock knock joke? I give up...who's there? 2. Do you ever wish you were someone else? No, we don't. ...
Posted by Joshua Wilde on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 04:36:00 PST

Girls survey [amended for dudes]

Answer them with truth:What color is your bra?:Okay, wait...am I in the right survey?Hair, up or down?:I scare small children with my hair down, so...up.Do you straighten your hair?:Have you even SEEN...
Posted by Joshua Wilde on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 12:05:00 PST

Lullaby

To every hour, its mystery. At dawn, the riddles of life and light. At noon, the conundrums of solidity. At three, in the hum and heat of the day, a phantom moon, already high. At dusk, memory. ...
Posted by Joshua Wilde on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 10:52:00 PST

Shadow's Puppets

Sometimes at night the shadows pretend we're puppets dancing in the light.
Posted by Joshua Wilde on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 11:03:00 PST

Phosphorus

Strike a match on theside of a matchbox and you'vejust struck Phosphorus.
Posted by Joshua Wilde on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 03:16:00 PST