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Gabe² should be doing something productive

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About Me


Inhale, resolve
Exhale, ambition
Inhale, all I need
Exhale, all I want
Inhale, love of life
Exhale, fear of death
Inhale, power
Exhale, force
I have all I need
I can live without
Inhale, tolerance
Exhale, judgment
Inhale, what I am
Exhale, what I think I am
Inhale, fact
Exhale, assumption
Inhale, what I want to be
Exhale, how I want to be seen
Don't hold me down
Don't hold me down
- Henry Rollins

I am a collection of water, calcium and organic molecules called Gabe Kniffin. I am a rock & roll guitar player working on a second Bachelor's degree. I used to play in a band called redshift , but we went on hiatus last fall. Since then, I've followed redshift drummer, Tyler , into the band, Silversafe (See our snocap store below).

I like science, beer, and rock & roll, but not necessarily in that order. I'm also fond of dogs.

If you had a birthday party at Who-Song and Larry's from 2000 to 2003, you might have pictures of me singing to you.


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I ♥ beer.
You Are Guinness
You know beer well, and you'll only drink the best beers in the world.
Watered down beers disgust you, as do the people who drink them.
When you drink, you tend to become a bit of a know it all - especially about subjects you don't know well.
But your friends tolerate your drunken ways, because you introduce them to the best beers around. What's Your Beer Personality?
Think the anti-war movement is unpatriotic "America bashing" that just emboldens the enemy?Of course the people don't want war. Why would some poor slob on a farm want to risk his life in a war when the best that he can get out of it is to come back to his farm in one piece? Naturally, the common people don't want war. But after all, it's the leaders of the country who determine the policy, and it's always a simple matter to drag the people along - whether it's a democracy, a fascist dictatorship, a parliament, or a communist dictatorship. Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to greater danger.

- Hermann Goering, Nuremberg trials, 1946

Stop thinking like a Nazi.
“I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.”

- Stephen Roberts

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My Interests

Music, guitar stuff, rock, metal, science, mathematics, physics, chemistry, philosophy, biology, history, politics. You get the idea.

I'm also a big fan of free food.

I'd like to meet:

Old friends, family, like minded individuals, and those who love the music.

Bonus cool points to those who type in complete sentences and know the difference between "there", "their", and "they're", "you're" and "your", "too", "to", "2", and "two", etc.

Music:

Yes, please.

Movies:

I've been known to quote The Big Lebowski and Napoleon Dynamite ad nauseum.

Television:

I like Family Guy, The Daily Show, Colbert Report, and Mythbusters, but I don't have cable anymore. I now have YouTube instead.

Books:

There are two motives for reading a book: one, that you enjoy it; the other, that you can boast about it.

- Bertrand Russell

Heroes:



My Blog

On success.

This profund sentiment I found quoted on a friend's refrigerator magnet. Pretty much sums it up:What is Success? To laugh often and much; To win the respect of intelligent peopleand the affection of ...
Posted by Gabe² should be doing something productive on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 05:33:00 PST

For Carl

Ten years ago today, humankind lost one of its greatest minds. One of my many heroes, Carl Sagan.I thought I'd pay my respects by posting a video. I couldn't decide between these two, so I posted them...
Posted by Gabe² should be doing something productive on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 04:57:00 PST

If I only had medical insurance...

... and balls the size of cantaloupes. XXXXXXtreme Ski GlidingAdd to My Profile | More Videos...
Posted by Gabe² should be doing something productive on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 01:58:00 PST

Interesting... albiet long...

Original text can be found here.I think he makes some good points.Terrorist Strategy 101: a quiz Instructions. For Questions 1 and 2, assume you are a violent extremist. In other words, there is some ...
Posted by Gabe² should be doing something productive on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 02:15:00 PST

Iraq for sale.

"Profit is a regulator of the life of a business, but it is not the only one; other human and moral factors must also be considered which, in the long term, are at least equally important for the life...
Posted by Gabe² should be doing something productive on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 01:34:00 PST

Sweet!

I know what's going on my X-mas list...
Posted by Gabe² should be doing something productive on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 01:04:00 PST

God Bless Steve Vai (and America).

...
Posted by Gabe² should be doing something productive on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 01:16:00 PST

Insultingly stupid chain letter. (political content)

I've seen this bulletin posted several times by different individuals. It seems nice enough; the general message being that our troops make great sacrifices every day in order to safeguard our way of ...
Posted by Gabe² should be doing something productive on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 09:27:00 PST

See? My band kicks ass!!! (And so does Joe!)

Here's proof right here.Thank you, Joe for the awesome review. Check out his kickass site everyone:www.joeryder.com...
Posted by Gabe² should be doing something productive on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 04:21:00 PST

Oops, I blogged...

...excuse me.
Posted by Gabe² should be doing something productive on Tue, 29 Nov 2005 02:30:00 PST