Curing cancer before breakfast, practice being the best international playboy I can be, curing leprosy before lunch, satisfying the world's supermodel population, curing AIDS by afternoon tea, afternoon tea, establishing comprehensive world peace by dinner, gourmet cookery, kinky whipped cream sex with world's supermodel population (the hell did you think I meant by "satisfy"?), sleep.
Yeah, that's about an average day for me.
I'd like to meet:
Someone equal to me. (I'm not gonna hold my breath on that one)
Music:
Bands currently in my changer: Black Label Society, Horror Pops, Hollow Point Syndicate, The Reverend Horton Heat, Arch Enemy, Muddy Waters, Tsunami Bomb
Styles: Thrash, Hardcore, Punk, Psychobilly, Blues (yeah, that's right, the muthafucking blues).
Movies:
I'm not allowed in movie theaters anymore. Turns out that my radiant brilliance tends to blind the other movie-goers and the film's score is usually drowned out by the sound of nubile ladies ditching their dates and proclaiming their undying affections for me (and my huge wang).
Television:
I don't watch Tv, Tv watches me.
Yep, I am that entertaining. When I do lower myself to "viewing," the Tv I watch typically has lions and sharks eating smaller, less amusing animals (like Tom Cruise or Robin Williams or the network execs from the CW).
Books:
Meh, I've already memorized the contents of the Library of Congress, so really what's the point in reading anymore?
Heroes:
"Monogamy is a big word, like gymnasium." - Gene Simmons
"I am the Chuck Norris of Coolness" - Me
