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Mr Sparkles

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About Me

I like blue eyes and toussled hair and tea and motorcycles and getting to know people. I like to know everything about people.
I'm afraid of new things and new people and new situations and new places and public toilets and showers in hotel rooms and swimming pools where I can see the bottom. I try not to let my fear control me, but sometimes it does. Having other people there with me, people who aren't afraid, helps.
I am not afraid of the ocean or what's in it.
I seek knowledge and rely on it. It is the only constant. The truth is pretty, but as Francis Bacon said, 'there is no excellent beauty, that hath not some strangeness in the proportion.' He was named after bits of a pig.
I support stem cell research 100%, no question about it.
I want to be a doctor.
I am a musician.
I want to cuddle with you and stare up at the stars on warm, clear nights until dew gathers on our eyebrows.
I find eyebrows to be amusing.
I think David Bowie is beautiful.
I think a sentence without a semicolon is like sex without an orgasm: just about pointless.
I smoke cigarettes because I like to watch the smoke patterns; especially in the dark. It's comforting. So is the nicotine.
You can disregard most of what I say; it's probably complete rubbish.
When I was a baby, and had just started eating meat, I would keep the meat in my mouth for hours after each meal. I wonder what that means.
I've been playing piano since before I learnt to read; I learnt to read when I was three.

Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||| 60%
Stability |||||||||| 40%
Orderliness |||||| 23%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||| 63%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||| 70%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||| 70%
Mystical |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Materialism |||||||||||| 43%
Narcissism |||||||||||||| 56%
Adventurousness |||||||||||| 50%
Work ethic |||||||||||| 43%
Self absorbed |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||| 50%
Need to dominate |||||||||||| 43%
Romantic |||||||||||||||| 70%
Avoidant |||||| 23%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Wealth |||| 16%
Dependency |||||||||||| 50%
Change averse |||||||||||| 43%
Cautiousness |||||||||||| 50%
Individuality |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Sexuality |||||||||||| 43%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Physical security |||||||||||||||| 63%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||| 64%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Paranoia |||||||||| 36%
Vanity |||||||||||||| 56%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||| 63%
Female cliche |||||| 30% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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My Interests

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Music. Piano, guitar, bass guitar, drums, harmonica, ukulele, violin, mini sitar, lap harp, synthesizer, singing. Arranging, composing, and writing music.

Writing: screenplays, teleplays, stories, poems, novels, essays, and papers. I'm a published poet (several times). Currently working on a second teleplay for "House, MD," as well as a novel.
Medicine. I read anatomy books and medical journals/articles for fun. But that may be a sort of masochistic behaviour.
Pencil drawing (I used to be a professional artist)
Stage and film acting.
Vicodin.
Cool canes.
Motorcycles.
Sudoku

Rowing
Appreciation of all things.
Astronomy. Here's a picture I took of the moon, through my telescope:I believe that all pure things are connected. All art, instinct, emotion, sexuality, passion, energy; they're all connected. This is why music can cause such a broad range of emotion. Music brings out the animal in me. Whatever my deepest emotions are at that moment are brought out in the song. To me, music is an instinct. All artists are gods in the sense that we create something new, powerful, and beautiful.
Oh, and I like toast.

I'd like to meet:

I want to meet nice, nondiscriminating, open-minded people who like to talk about things that don't matter.
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Music:

I've been recording an album during the last five years. If you'd like to hear some audio clips, go to my website at http://www.abraxas.50megs.com
I like Queen (no shit, eh?), The Brian May Band, Freddie Mercury (RIP 1991), Aerosmith, Pink Floyd, The Beatles, Michael Jackson, Symphony X, Def Leppard, Styx, Bowie, Yngwie Malmsteen, Journey, Don Henley, Bruce Hornsby, Blues Traveler Cozy Powell (RIP 1998), The Who, AC/DC, John Mellencamp, the Eagles, Elton John, Bad Company, Trans- Siberian Orchestra, Black Sabbath, REO Speedwagon, Van Halen, Etc., etc., etc... I like Classic Rock. Get it? Also, John Coltrane, My Chemical Romance, Mika, Mr. Mister, the Jackson Five, Cab Calloway, Fallout Boy, Frank Sinatra, Miles Davis, and all that cool junk. I've got a pretty eclectic music selection, with everything from death metal to classical.

Movies:

I don't like films; I like actors. Hugh Laurie, Stephen Fry, Anthony Hopkins, Christian Bale, David Bowie, Rowan Atkinson, and Emma Thompson.Would you look at that; they're all British.

Television:

I adore 'House, MD.'
I am also a big fan of 'Jeeves and Wooster,' 'Blackadder,' and 'A Bit of Fry and Laurie.' And 'QI.'
The Riches (how can one not love Eddie Izzard?)
I also like Roseanne.

Books:

The Gun Seller by Hugh Laurie
Revenge, Moab is my Washpot, Making History,
and The Liar by Stephen Fry
Demian by Hermann Hesse
Out of the Silent Planet by C.S. Lewis
Ariel by Stephen R. Boyett
Dress to Kill by Eddie Izzard
Following Joey Home
Toby Tyler, or Ten Weeks With a Circus
Sybil
The Medical Science of House, MD
Anything related to medicine-- medical journals and articles, anatomy books, etc.
And, yeah, I like the Harry Potter books... I didn't read them; I listened to them on CD. Haha!
And Stephen King's stuff.
A Brief History of Time
And stupid books... The book 1001 Dumbest Things Ever Said is a great resource.

Heroes:

Brian May, my biggest musical inspiration.
Hugh Laurie, the genius.

Stephen Fry


My mum and my brother.

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My Blog

Perhaps I’m the Tin Man.

Of course, we're all characters from the Wizard of Oz, aren't we?  Wasn't that the moral of the story? I think a more suitable character for me would be Glass Man-- cold, fragile, and you can see...
Posted by Mr Sparkles on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 02:31:00 PST

Tooele

I wrote this quite awhile ago, on a piece of scrap paper while I was driving through Tooele. It could be lots better, but it isn't. I could stick it in the novel about Henry, if he happens to have any...
Posted by Mr Sparkles on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 12:52:00 PST

Sleep.

So, it's 1.35 in the morning, and I'm completely exhausted, but that doesn't matter because I won't be able to sleep. Because I never can. The guy on the street behind me, who likes to rev his car eng...
Posted by Mr Sparkles on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 01:06:00 PST

Huh. Weird.

Finally figured out why the left side of my lower back is more developed than the right, and why it always hurts more. I drive a lot, right, and I usually steer with my right hand. Meaning, my right h...
Posted by Mr Sparkles on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 03:03:00 PST

Rules of the Road

Since I drive about a thousand miles a week in a city filled with people who just haven't got a clue how to drive, I thought I'd make some easy to follow rules. To most of you, they'll probably seem o...
Posted by Mr Sparkles on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 06:16:00 PST

Henry and the psychiatrist

..> After sitting for a half hour in a small, cold receptionist's office, with a small cold receptionist giving him small, cold glares from behind a small, cold desk, Henry was called into the psyc...
Posted by Mr Sparkles on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 05:13:00 PST

Piano in a hotel lobby.

So we're staying in Monterey at the moment, and at the hotel bar there's this really amazing piano player called Michael Martinez. He's only 17 and is spectacular (way better than me, anyway). We got ...
Posted by Mr Sparkles on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 12:40:00 PST

Snail penis?

This is one of my snails, Willy (or Bill). And the white thing attached to the side of his neck, according to my research (cos I was wondering) is his penis. ...
Posted by Mr Sparkles on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 10:50:00 PST

This explains a few things...

According to my mum's psychology book, I've got panic disorder with agoraphobia, and general anxiety disorder. Strangely, it's immensely liberating to find this out-- to know that  there's a gen...
Posted by Mr Sparkles on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 02:55:00 PST

Henry


Posted by Mr Sparkles on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 05:33:00 PST