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Favorite cigar: El Rey Del Mundo Robusto Larga (Maduro)
I love to cook! I make great chili! (recipes at www.edheller.com )
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I'd like to meet:
1) Myself 10 years from now so I can figure out what went wrong, build a time machine and fix it
2) Homer Simpson
3) Master Shake (so I can open up a can of whoop ass for him hatin' on my bro Meatwad)
4) The CEOs of all mobile phone service providers (so I can knock some sense into them)
5) The guy who will finally give me that check from the Publisher's Cleary Dealie
6) My future ex-wife
Music:
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REAL COUNTRY MUSIC:
Dale Watson: The Truckin Sessions
Johnny Cash: The Sun Years
Movies:
MOVIES EVERYONE SHOULD SEE:
Pulp Fiction, The Godfather (1 and 2; 3 was just WRONG), Raiders of The Lost Ark, Goodfellas, Star Wars, Empire Strikes Back, and Return of the Jedi, Get Shorty, The Groove Tube,Kentucky Fried Movie, Stripes, Blazing Saddles, History of the World Part One, Caddyshack, Animal House, Clerks and Clerks 2, Die Hard (all 3 films were entertaining, plus you get Samuel Jackson in the 3rd one!), The Fifth Element (How can you not like Milla Jovovich with Orange hair?), The Transporter (1&2), Crank, Go, Lock Stock and 2 Smoking Barrels, and most other brit mob action movies and lots more that I can't think of right now. I don't get much chance to see the new movies. WORST MOVIE EVER: Surf Nazis Must Die (don't believe me? I dare you to rent it).
Television:
Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Full Metal Alchemist, 24, Boston Legal (Denny Crane!), Heroes, The Simpsons, South Park, Drawn Together, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report (Americone Dream is the shizzle!) Family Guy, Ghost in the Shell, Happy Tree Friends, Attack of the Show (Olivia Munn is the future of television) and just about anything on The Food Network (now in Hi-Def!).
Books:
What's a book? OK, Reading IS Fundamental, kiddies, but honestly, who has time to read? Haven't found anything worthwhile to read since Douglas Adams stopped writing (due to that whole "dying" thing), except of course for the fantastic articles in the magazine my niece is carrying in the pic above (presumably delivering it to her daddy, because we all know babies prefer Cosmo).
POETRY CORNER
Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits
On a lurgid bee.
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes
And hooptiously drangle me
With crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,
See if I don't!
- Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz
