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joolz

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About Me

i can play guitar w/ my knob in a semi mode. smoking dope is fun when its available. i love driving my car w/ a trashed out windshield and no muffler,living on the edge of getting pulled over wooo!. love taking the piss out of hi top tennis shoes. i Hate guitar players that buy guitar player albums full of twiddling nonsense and virtuosos,get a life! i love eating cheese(and knob cheese) i hate American junk food cos its the worst i hate British TV like Eastenders,Gor blimy=fuck off twat! i find the whole idea of the 1950's Repugnant what a bland boring decade full of geeks and large cars and crappy music. i am Mad for wah wah pedals,love em to death and collect them.kirk hammet is a disgrace to the wah wah he cant use one and i should know cos i'm the bollox w/ one.end of story. i love sitting on the internet nipping the tip of my penis. i hate competitiveness cos it aint Art and remember folks u cant rush art!!!!! American woman are too fuckin bossy and want to wear the pants all day long,before too long they'll all have dicks between their legs like fish that change sex's.. Why do i only see one person driving around in an SUV all the time?? i'm sick of the radio,new metal bands suck hard pony.no class they should all go to the school of MotorHead! i aint done yet!

My Interests

Driving My Panzer Tank over Children's Toys

I'd like to meet:

THE WORLDS BIGGEST SCALEXTRIC SET, A WOMAN THAT CAN PEE STANDING UP!! A PERSON W/ NO GENDER,A CRAPTOPHILIAC W/ A CLOCKWORK APPLE

Music:

Anybody w/ distorted guitars and swears

Movies:

clockwork orange ect(all kubric),WWII flix & anything so fuckin bizzare it made me bizzare,life & times of peter sellers

Television:

Da Ali G Show and the channel that shows all the Hermaphrodites and stuff,real sex HBO...BAND OF BROTHERS

Books:

Fly Fishing by J.R Heartly & How To Rub One Off In Ya Friends Mums Bathroom.....just got done reading 'small nocturnal garden animals that die easily & Tugging is a way of life by tristen flangefoot(good read)

Heroes:

Derek 4 Real, women that have large knobs & cellotape man

My Blog

smashing ones knob in the door

whos ever smashed thier knob in a door? be honest and leave a comment/story so we can all read. cheers j
Posted by joolz on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 01:34:00 PST