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"WAFFLE BURRITO"

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm really into Bluegrass these days, Learnin Banjo and Mandolin, I Really needed to unplug for awhile. All record playing has been put on the back burner in lieu of organic music. So until further notice I'm retired from playing wax. DO NOT CLICK THIS LINK ...............I am NOT a rock star.I am just a Dj, please don't shower me with attention because of it.Why does there have to be so much drama associated with Dj's?I just want to play records and see people have a great time, that's why I'm still doing this over ten years later. Not to be cool, or popular, not for girls, or money, or drugs or fame, I do it for my love of the music, and to see people smiling and having a good time. In the day of maximum profits, and zero tolerance I guess I'm still holding on to the way I felt in 1994, when everything was fresh and new to me, when you could go into any party and get a contact buzz just from the energy level of the people, (and the smell of vicks) I still hold true to my values from those days. Honestly, sometimes I feel like I want to give it up, so many things have happened, and it feels like the soul is fading from the scene I have loved, and dedicated, so much of my life to. I won't of course, I'd be so lost, plus I love my music too much, but I wanted to express my true feelings. I hold onto that vibe and try to pass it on and be a truely positive roll-model for the younger kids just now growing into the scene we have all loved so much. I want to keep love, and family, and positivity a part of what we do, and who we are.So I'm ready for another year of pumpin the funk, thanx for taking the time to read a little into my life. Hopefully we will meet one day under the great disco ball, and you will then truely know who I am.
I AM 89% RAVER! I am a SUPER Raver! I probably haven't slept in like 2 years, dude. Alright. P.L.U.R., baby! I am probably some kinda candy raver, huh? Take the RAVER test at Fuali.comI often question the truth & reality behind this story. Example?...... "how the hell did he round up all those animals so fast? Find male & female? & have them all get along? (l.o.l)But this message is C L E A R & relavent.Learned from story of Noah's Ark..ONE: Don't miss the boat.TWO: Remember that we are all in the same boat.THREE: Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark.FOUR: Stay fit. When you're 60 years old, someone may ask you to do something really big.FIVE: Don't listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be done.SIX: Build your future on high ground.SEVEN: For safety's sake, travel in pairs.EIGHT: Speed isn't always an advantage. The snails were on board with the cheetahs.NINE: When you're stressed, float awhile.TEN: Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals.ELEVEN: No matter the storm, when you are with God, there's always a rainbow waiting.DO NOT CLICK THIS LINK ------------------------------------------------------------ --------------------------------- ..This profile was pleasured with Your Mom's tonsils™ V2.5


You're the University of Florida!
For you, life is just a day at the beach, even though you're nowhere near the coast. You like sunshine, Disney characters, and orange juice. Though you're relatively young, people always make jokes about you being old and retired. And while you're expected to know better, you still secretly can't tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile. When teachers shorten your name, you think they're informing you that you flunked.
Take the University Quiz at the Blue Pyramid .

My Interests

I have been spinning records for Thirteen years this year, Flying high preformance kites, sailing catamarans, ART; I enjoy painting in both oil and acrylic, airbrush, Tattoo's. I also enjoy my time spent in the Glass shop lampworking headdy ass glass peices, Spending time with the dog, Investing in real estate, music,music,more music,and,....oh yeah...music. Fine dining and all time spent in the kitchen, the persuit of the ever elusive soul-mate, and cheesecake,........mmmm.........cheesecake.I also sometimes like to cover my whole body with _______, and got to the _______, and let_____ ____ it off, while ______ ______ _______ and then I call a cab and go home so I can pass out. DO NOT CLICK THIS LINK

BreaksFM - Live Streaming Radio (Breaks 24/7)

I'd like to meet:

Anyone born @ 9:36 am CST on Febuary, 18, 1978, and all other Dj's, Artists, Musicians, Promoters, Producers, Party-Kids, and Glassblowers, who want to meet an Outgoing, honest guy, I need people in my area to play records with too, so if your interested in doing a four table breaks set let me know, outside that pretty much anyone,.....but if you suck, you won't be around my world long.Take the quiz: "Natural Disasters"

Hurricane / Typhoon
What was once beautiful and serene can be transformed into rage and fury. There is no escape from your great arms of destruction. You are a Hurricane. I adopted a cute lil' ninja fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!
You are
What Rejected Crayon Are You?

Music:



Movies:

How to make Biofuel, Biodiesel, Green fuel at home



http://bio-green.blogspot.com/ Sales 866-605-6431 This is a tuff one, not in any ranked order;....,Wind, Clockwork Orange, Pi, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Gamera, Romeo & Juliette, Rounders, Peices of April, Lady and the Tramp, 1492 the conquest, Jaws, 7 years in Tibet, Fight Club,

Television:

Should be unplugged

Books:

Are the Key to knowlage, and should be stacked in front of the TV only to be moved when one's date comes over to watch a movie

Heroes:

Jesus, Sun Tzu, Alexander Gram Bell, Walt Disney,Donald Trump, uberzone, .....and Junior Vasquez, for playing records longer than the combined age of two class of 2005 graduates, you go Juinor. Who says you have to grow up one day.

My Blog

Dj Puck Live on Breaks.FM

I will be playing on WWW.BREAKS.FM (Voted ..1 Breakbeat station on the net,...BOOYA) this coming sunday (feb. 26) 9-11 EST. So don't miss out. The show will also be podcast, you can find the IP addre...
Posted by "WAFFLE BURRITO" on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 12:55:00 PST

New Afterhours server address

http://ahdjs.net/ahdjs192.pls is the new address to tune in so please do so.
Posted by "WAFFLE BURRITO" on Sat, 12 Nov 2005 11:48:00 PST

Live mix from 11-05-05 on afterhoursdjs.org available for download

Get it @ www.demostreams.org/?ID=djpuck check it out and let me know what you think!!!! This is only the first two hours of my set but I'm pretty happy with it, but you tell me!!...
Posted by "WAFFLE BURRITO" on Wed, 09 Nov 2005 03:09:00 PST

Thank you (for the records)Jesus.

Thank God, after the worst nine and a half hours of my life, my record crate has returned. I was an emotional wreck over it, but now it's over and I can down to buisness. Droppin the Florida Funk all ...
Posted by "WAFFLE BURRITO" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My nitemare has come true

Oh my god guys, every Dj's nitemare finally struck me, in transit to Nashville this morning,(for a booking of course) I laid over in Mobile AL, and they fucked me and sent my record crate to Baton Rou...
Posted by "WAFFLE BURRITO" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

GRRRRRRR...F---in bullshit, I'm extra grumpy & frusterated now

I just spent the last 71 minutes bustin my ass, droppin the funkyest of funk, I mean Funk, and I was scratchin an shit, damn it sounded great. But now my soundfile is all corrupted and sounds like poo...
Posted by "WAFFLE BURRITO" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I need a girlfriend

I need a girlfriend, 'specially one who is psycho and will break my heart, and make me need therapy, this should not be too difficult.feel free to apply if you have ruined atleast one boys life....
Posted by "WAFFLE BURRITO" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST