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You're the University of Florida!
For you, life is just a day at the beach, even though you're
nowhere near the coast. You like sunshine, Disney characters, and orange
juice. Though you're relatively young, people always make jokes about you
being old and retired. And while you're expected to know better, you still
secretly can't tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile.
When teachers shorten your name, you think they're informing you that you
flunked.
Take the University Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid .