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LAURA

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About Me

i've never been any good at telling the truth and i have nothing nice to say.

basics: i'm an asshole and a poet, which makes for good conversation. i work at little caesars which is kind of embarrassing but also kind of RULES. i smoke cigarettes way too much and i've got this real gnarly dying-old-man cough but the truth is that it's actually incredibly attractive. obviously. i'm a good listener but an even better talker. i have a dirty mouth.

My Interests

my dog. raging. whiskey. cigarettes. sleeping. spandex. water. oxygen. coffee. eating cereal at night. touching my toes. rambling on and on and on. YOGA. parler et penser en français. talking dirty to my retractable shower head.

I'd like to meet:

I just want someone with a killer record collection and someone who will walk to 7-11 at 2 in the morning to buy me ice cream.

THE JUSTICE LEAGUE.

Music:

80's HARDCORE. BAY AREA HC. THRASH. METAL. CLASSIC ROCK. OLD HIP HOP. DEEP WOUND, GANG GREEN, WASTED YOUTH, VERBAL ABUSE, RKL, SICK PLEASURE, THE FUCK UPS, CODE OF HONOR, MANOWAR, RABIES, ARTIFICIAL PEACE, HATED YOUTH, DECRY, RUNNAMUCKS, JERRY'S KIDS, FEARLESS IRANIANS FROM HELL, DRI, DIRECT CONTROL, DYS, SCARED STRAIGHT, ILL REPUTE, THE NEOS, REALLY RED, DESCENDENTS[MILO GOES TO COLLEGE ONLY], ADOLESCENTS, POISON IDEA, GOVERNMENT WARNING, VOID, CRO-MAGS, ANNIHILATION TIME, NECROS, THE MEATMEN, CAREER SUICIDE, FEAR, DANZIG[OR ANYTHING DANZIG RELATED], MOTLEY CRUE, BLUE OYSTER CULT, JOURNEY, VAN HALEN, DOORS, PUBLIC ENEMY, NWA, RBL POSSE, GETO BOYS. LOCAL: DEADFALL, K-BAR, WARKRIME, SUBURBAN DEATH CAMP, INSTANT ASSHOLE, THE RUNNS, STRUNG UP, ROTTEN FUX, VOETSEK, GNAR. PLENTY MORE.

IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE CLASSICS, THEN YOU AREN'T MY FRIEND.

Movies:

MALLRATS IS THE BEST MOVIE EVER. dazed and confused, fucking teenage mutant ninja turtles 1, 2 AND 3. anything angelina jolie is in especially Gia, girl interrupted, hell's kitchen, beyond borders. high fidelity, say anything, some like it hot, the doors movie, party monster. hella early 90's ghetto movies: boyz n tha hood, trippin, BLOOD IN BLOOD OUT, colors, menace to society. welcome to the dollhouse, spun, schindler's list, detroit rock city, goofy movie, pieces of april, halloween one, american history x(cuz im so clishe like that), def jam poetry, four weddings and a funeral, surf ninjas. a katrillion more that i cant think of right now.

Television:


TALK SEX WITH SUE JOHANSON.
fresh prince
saved by the bell
sex and the city
that 70's show.
grounded for life
food channel, mostly my hero, rachael ray.

Books:

Michelle Tea
PALAHNIUK
Faulkner
Bradbury
Stephen Chbosky

-on ne voit bien qu'avec le couer, l'essential est invisble pour les yeux-

My Blog

oh gross, poetry and politics.

paralyzed thought-process frommedia blitz thatsickens and threatens a generation bred by progressivism   and abandonmentdisillusioned teenage culture faded by illiteracy and backward opposition c...
Posted by LAURA on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 04:23:00 PST

Tina, You're so Fierce

...even in the goddamn hospital, you still look beautiful. i don't know why i'm blogging this but oh well. today when i found out, i went a little crazy and had to leave school. i just couldnt deal wi...
Posted by LAURA on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 08:30:00 PST

If Teen-Angst Turns You On....

...You can go here http://www.allpoetry.com/junkie-heart and have satisfaction.
Posted by LAURA on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 05:55:00 PST

REST IN PEACE

    R.I.P. FAT MIKE.Damn dude. I still can't even believe it. You were a rad fucking guy. I'm still in shock. You didn't deserve what happened to you. I hope you're in a better place. W...
Posted by LAURA on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 11:06:00 PST