I am Sealey and I'm probably better than you. Just slightly. But still better :)
I'm Twenteen years old. No not twenty. I'm not old. Fuck off
I have Some fucking awesome friendage
They are teh rule much more than you
I also have a job! "Wow", you're thinking, "this retard actually has the mental capacity to like, work?"
THE ANSWER IS YES!!!
It is at that Cex place in town
It's good as far as jobs go, we get to fuck around and shit, abusing the customers and shit... and the staff, and pretty much everything...
S'fun.
Although we may all get fired soon so we kinda gotta do our thing better...
I work with a bunch of sweetass mothers though. And my partner Chloe.
I'm her girlfriend. Apparently.... :s
Marley just wants to bone my skinny ass
For real
But then who doesn't?
I like to spin poi untill I totally lose myself in it
I really like music
But not all music
That would just be silly
But I really like all the music that I like
Which would be mostly Skacore
I like to smile at stuff, and stuff makes me smile, so stuff is good
I like being a pacifist
Violence sucks, especially when you're gaining pleasure from the pain of others.
If that's your case sort youself out you sicko.
I eat lots of cereal
It is teh rule
More so than Chips n Gravy.
That shit's just weird :P
I like rearranging fridge magnets to say rude shit
I'm a skinny fuck
You love it really
I try not to judge on appearance
If you're a chav i can't help it, you look like a chav, I'm gonna treat you like one, even if you are a decent person really
Prove to me otherwise
And things are different :)
I'm quite hard to impress
Fire is fun
Specially in poi form
I hope one day I can either spin poi or draw for a living
Doubt it though
I smoke a bit
S'fun, don't gimme a lecture, I know and accept that it's killing me and my precious brain cells that I use oh so much anyways
And I'm happy that way
I can't dance to save my life, so i won't
I don't get how people ever find amusement in jigsaw puzzles. They well suck
Lots of stuff annoys me
So I rant a lot
I moved out from my dads
yaaaaaaay fot that
He is an embarrassing pain in my ass
Now I live in an awesome house
I really like the fact that "Parkinson" backwards is "Nosnikrap"
Yeah, I'm easily amused I guess
I also like poking people and saying "space weapon" simeltaneously.
Daytime TV makes me chuckle
I don't like ignorant small minded people
They proper suck
I like to look at things from different perspectives
Although there are some mindsets I will never understand
People want to get inside my head and see what the fuck goes on in there
Apparently I must have the oddest thought processes
They're quite simple really
Most of the time just working out a way to get wasted
I like checkers and 2tone things
Yeah it's cliche
But I can deal with that
Checkers signify racial harmony, black and white as equal, thus the whole 2Tone thing.... All you emo fuckers wearing checkered hoodies Should at least know the heritage :P
Yeah, I hate racism...
What's the point in hating someone for the colour of their skin?
If someone pisses you off, fair enough, judge by the individual, not their entire race, that's just ignorant, stupid and only leads to yet more conflict
Conflict is the last thing in the world I ever want
Everybody get the fuck along, or I'll steal a high-powered nuclear device and force you to
I read comics
Not a nerd... shut up
Okay so I'm a bit of a nerd
But a little nerd-ness never hurt nobody
I get looked after a lot
Because I apparently have no common sense
And I'm like accident prone
And if I'm left alone with an object
I will somehow cause it to be dysfunctional...
Sorry Dan, I will replace that NES one day
I do have common sense though
I swear to you it's there
I think
I just gotta think REALLY HARD about shit
But yeah
Enough of this
Much love all you fucks
xxx
I LOVE YOU WHOEVER THE FUCK YOU ARE
SPREAD THAT LOVE SHIT!!
Testy shitness :)
Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy VIIApparently I resemble Reno. AWESOME!
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!!I DONE SOME TEST!!
IT SAYS I AM
"messy, disorganized, social, tough, outgoing, rarely worries, self revealing, open, risk taker, likes the unknown, likes large parties, makes friends easily, likes to stand out, likes to make fun of people, reckless, optimistic, positive, strong, does not like to be alone, ambivalent about chaos, abstract, impractical, not good at saving money, fearless, trusting, thrill seeker, not rule conscious, enjoys leadership, strange, loves food, abstract, rarely irritated, anti-authority, attracted to the counter culture"
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Stability |||||||||||||| 60%
Orderliness |||| 16%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Interdependence |||||||||| 36%
Intellectual |||||||||||||| 56%
Mystical |||||||||||||| 56%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Materialism |||||| 30%
Narcissism |||||||||||||| 56%
Adventurousness |||||||||||| 50%
Work ethic |||| 16%
Self absorbed |||||||||||||| 56%
Conflict seeking |||||||||| 36%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||||| 63%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Avoidant |||| 16%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||| 70%
Wealth |||||| 23%
Dependency |||||||||||||||| 70%
Change averse |||||||||||||||| 70%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Individuality |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Sexuality |||||| 23%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Physical security |||||||||| 36%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||| 70%
Paranoia |||||||||||| 50%
Vanity |||||||||||||||| 70%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||| 70%
Indie |||||||||||||||||| 75% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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