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About Me

Some people would call me arrogant…they don’t know me. I like to be stoned, the irony here is I am right now, fuck anti drugs people…drugs do more good than bad…despite popular belief.University rocks…fuck work!I also like to swear…so if you cant handle the word c*nt…then I should advise…wisely…that you should leave and never look back.I’m shallow and whoever says that they’re not…is a fucking liar…and I don’t want to be acquainted with any of those either…even though everyone is a compulsive fucking liar also.I can be quite fickle and hypocritical…but then again who the fuck isn’t?Really into music to the point where I might actually ordain myself to be an online reverend and marry every single good song that was written which would then give me copyright ownership of those songs and then become loaded.I’m not money orientated at all…but I would love to be a billionaire.My loving family and loyal friends are so fucking important to me…all of them, as is alcohol, love being off my face to the point where I am beyond physical and mental recognition.I’m extremely sociable when pissed…antisocial when sober.I like to say ‘to the point where’ a fucking lot.My favourite word is fuck…it has so many connotations.I enjoy promiscuity and the fact that my sexual preference is amongst the minority of the human race…means jack shit to me…you all don’t know what you are missing.I’m not camp…unless playing to a crowd…more so, I’m silently proud.I like being unattractive and love the fact that I can pull hot people.I’m polite to people that are polite to me…and if they deserve to be polite to.Overall, I am a walking contradiction, which means that I’m pretty as much human as anyone else on this God forsaken planet. You can see my pictures now you should make an informed decision as to whether you want to add me or fuck off…thank you. MyGen Profile Generator
Your Birthdate: October 19
You are resilient, and no doubt your resilience has already been tested.
You've had some difficult experiences in your life, but you are wise from them.
Having had to grow up quickly, you tend to discount the advice of others.
You tend to be a loner, having learned that the only person you can depend on is yourself.
Your strength: Well developed stability and confidence
Your weakness: Suspicion of others
Your power color: Eggplant
Your power symbol: Spade
Your power month: October What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

My Interests

talking to fit people, having a wank, picking my nose on a hangover, smoking, shitting, pissing, vomiting whilst drunk!

I'd like to meet:

Everyone as long as you don't have an attitude problem. I would like to meet some more shallow people as long as they have a sense of humour and aren't as thick as fuck. Fame wise: I'de most like to meet Kevin Spacey so I could ask him if he is actually a bummer, does anyone know? Angelina Jolie/Brad Pitt so I could shit on their faces for being a c*nt to Jennifer Aniston. I would then like to meet Jennifer Aniston so I could tell her what I did to them so she would sleep with me! Also I mostly want to meet that 16 year old girl who came up to us and said she'd lost her knickers (at reading festival), who was really pissed and kept getting her twat out so boys could video it...the shame...I love it!! If you're on here girl add me, 'cause you are fucking a legend!

Music:

Kings of Leon, Bloc Party, The Used, Audio Bulleys, N.E.R.D, Kieserchiefs, placebo, radiohead, coldplay, gorillaz, blur (my favourite band!), hanson (remember them!), the beatles, muse, subways, the smiths, gnarles barkley, the futureheads, the jackson 5, lisa stansfield!, simply red, paul weller and the jam, the eurythmics, the go team!, funeral for a friend, Korn's new song!, hot hot heat, the automatic, the fratellis, two many dj's, Anything remotely 80's or 80's influenced! just ask and i bet i will like them!

Movies:

Sam Mendes and Quentin Tarantino are amongst many of my favourite directors, im quite fickle so i tend to change my mind as to which is my favourite film at the moment ive been flitting between American Beauty and The Usual Suspects. Others: matrix, walk the line, beaches, mission impossible, pirates of the caribbean, super size me, american pie, east is east, weekend at bernies, finding nemo, toy story 1 and 2, memento, seven, 28 days later, shaun of the dead, lock stock and snatch, blow, dirty harry, lord of the rings, Gone with the Wind, The Wizard of Oz, The sound of Music, Aladdin, The lion King, watched it recently - the manchunian candidate, goldmember, I know its a bit gay (shudder!) but mean girls and beaches have to be mentioned as well!!

Television:

LOST, alias, ER, shameless, black books, spaced (my favourite), nighty night, THE MIGHTY BOOSH!! I know its a bit geeky but national geographic channels well good! Doesn't beat wildlife on one though, no one can top the Attenborough that is David!! Neighbours, Home and Away and Hollyoaks, the usual student soaps...

Books:

Frankenstein by Mary Shelley is a really good book and is possibly my favourite, I like most of Ian McEwans books,Hamlet and Macbeth by Shakepeare, Dan Brown books, Who's afraid of Virginia Woolf by Edward Albee - awesome play. God, I study English so I enjoy reading loads, if you have any suggestions for a good read let me know...

Heroes:

My heroes include the likes of Johnny Depp, Kevin Spacey, Al pacino, Robert Deniro, Marlon Brando simply bcos i think they are possibly the most coolest actors ever. Musically Damien from Blur and The Gorillaz has the coolest voice, David Grohl is a dude and Bert McCracken from the used is a God amongst men! All the boys from Fallout Boy are ugly and their music is over-rated... but still good!!