My Shoes Smell of Sodomy

...... Ive always tried to live a normal life, do normal things, meet normal people, but its hard with my illness, i have.......Builders.....i dont have long. I enjoy lots of normal things,like guinnes and feet. i have normal mates like gavin the squirrel aka Spanky , known best for his afiliation with Steve the trolly, another good mate of mine. As far as i know spanky and steve are just friends, but steve the trolly isnt know as steve the trolly for nuthing.....................Im just generaly normal. I use to turn up to a lovely place called bournville college every so often, i wasnt actualy suppose to be there, but they let me sit in the corner and scare away the pigeons untill they got bored of me and threw a peice of paper saying DISTINCTION at me. I work at a small pizza selling establishment, I enjoy all aspects of serving fat people, especialy the ones who order a large pizza and then a diet pepsi, ohhh the irony. I like the word rimming, or the words rim me, i like the colour pink, to some imaginative friends im known as Frend or Frendon, to others Wiggles........I generaly dont take life seriously (could you tell without me saying it), i try and look for the best in people and i thik your sorted in life if youve learnt to laugh at yourself, i also want to have my face surgicly reconstucted to look like Kit, david hasslehofs talking car.......oh and i like fat people, its cos their easy.%D%A%D%A%D%A%DND AGAIN PLEASE DONT TAKE ME SERIOUSLY%D%A%D%A
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