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Sean

Unwissenheit auf Feuer ist besser als Wissen auf Eis.

About Me

I like hitting things with sticks, wearing wet shoes, and the sensation of cold fingers wrapping around my neck. Will eat almost anything that crosses my path, especially if it tries to run away. I am both a pirate and a ninja, but will consume either if pressed. Suck it, it's a DIESEL!

My Interests

Generating undulating cascades of percussive sound pressure for Delaware's premiere scuzz-rock ensemble, Sexon Horses. Hurling!! Nothing like the sound of ash against ash, best played barefoot and bekilted. Known to seek grievous bodily harm on a regular basis, employing such reliable tools as skateboard, surfboard, and slopes which approach vertical to bring about adrenal secretions / e.r. trips. Will put on homemade armor and hit others similarly equipped with rattan staves. Mmmm, melee... Distillates! Absinthe is a favourite. Mondegreens. Bringing the ruckus. Hideous crimes with a cattle prod.

I'd like to meet:

My bizarro self, the Kool-Aid Man, people who like mopeds and small motorcycles, custom van kooks, Volvo 240 fanatics, all you freaks out there, and virtually anyone else with something interesting to say.

Music:

Primarily I like noisy stuff. Sonic Youth, The Pixies, Fugazi, Public Enemy, Beck, Schoolly D, Clinic, Solex, Hendrix, Cibo Matto, Ministry, The Coup, Jane's Addiction, Swervedriver, Paleface, PJ Harvey, Kool Keith, Deerhoof, The Monks, The Dead Milkmen, Bratmobile, Bikini Kill, Tit Patrol, Count Von Count, Melon, Ex Libris, Grave Mistake, Chief Death Rage. And of course, SEXON HORSES!

Movies:

Brazil, Roadside Prophets, Akira, Dr. Strangelove, Make Them Die Slowly, Moonrunners, Death Car On The Freeway, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Halloween, Bad Taste, Caddyshack, Basket Case

Television:

Those little graphics that hover near a newscaster's head rock. The Young Ones make me laugh. Ultraman got me into many things Japanese. Land of the Lost.

Books:

1984, Gilgamesh, Catch-22, Look Homeward Angel, Waiting For Godot, Finnegan's Wake, Brave New World, Naked Lunch, Slaughterhouse Five, Things Fall Apart, Sax's Dangerous Properties of Industrial Materials

Heroes:

Antiheroes, Flip Wilson

My Blog

an excerpt from a current project

Dear Sirs,    I am writing in regards to your recent publication, "Worst Pills, Best Pills II". I am referring, in particular, to your mushheaded inclusion of such flyweight compounds a...
Posted by Sean on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 04:43:00 PST

As told by grandpa

"Some time ago, I suppose, I really did let Jimmy Carter's crack squad of pig-riding, housebuilding hippies camp out in my backyard but the smell was something fierce. Not the swine,  mind you, b...
Posted by Sean on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 04:34:00 PST

Linux & Lucy

alright, got a new HD and running linux. Happy day, so far
Posted by Sean on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 05:58:00 PST

Rar!

It's too pleasant outside to continue festering in this dank labyrinth. Time to pillage.
Posted by Sean on Thu, 25 May 2006 10:03:00 PST