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About Me

As the North African jungles receded, near the end of the most recent ice age, giving way to savannas and grasslands, a branch of our tree-dwelling primate ancestors left the forest canopy and began to live in the open areas outside of the forest. There they experimented with new varieties of foods as they adapted, physically and mentally, to their new environment.
Among the new food items found in this new environment were psilocybin-containing mushrooms growing near the dung of ungulate herds that occupied the savannas and grasslands at that time. McKenna claimed that enhancement of visual acuity was an effect of psilocybin at low doses, and supposed that this would have conferred an adaptive advantage. He also argued that the effects of slightly larger doses, including sexual arousal, and in still larger doses, ecstatic hallucinations and glossolalia — gave selective evolutionary advantages to members of those tribes who partook of it. There were many changes caused by the introduction of this psychoactive mushroom to the primate diet. McKenna hypothesizes, for instance, that synesthesia (the blurring of boundaries between the senses) caused by psilocybin led to the development of spoken language: the ability to form pictures in another person's mind through the use of vocal sounds.
About 12,000 years ago, further climate changes removed psilocybin-containing mushrooms from the human diet. McKenna argued that this event resulted in a new set of profound changes in our species as we reverted to the previous brutal primate social structures that had been modified and/or repressed by frequent consumption of psilocybin.
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My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 06/11/2005
Band Website: http://server5.hxcmp3.com/bands/38285/index.php
Band Members: Tom - One other band
Chris - Two other bands
Justin - Three other bands
Influences: Justin Angeline, Madison Underground Press, Slumlord Philadelphia, Melvins, Atomic Bitchwax, Onita, Backwoods Payback, Buzzov-en, Black Sabbath, Slo-Burn, Nirvana, Cough, Crackula, Led Zeppelin, Kyuss, Sleep, Mastodon, Wally, Nebula, APE!, the Catalyst, Melon, Gunna Vahm, Goatsnake, Motorhead, Intoxication, the DIY ethic, OUR FRIENDS.
Sounds Like:

Is this real life?

I can't see anything..

Why is this happening to me?

Is this going to be forever?

Record Label: Yeah, Dune! Records
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

NEW Split w Electric Horsemen

just met up with the electric horsemen in an alleyway near the pennsylvania turnpike to pick up the new split. we all slowly exited our vehicles, and vavala yelled to ben, "okay, let's make this ha...
Posted by on Sun, 21 Jun 2009 12:21:00 GMT

Count Added to FCF2 Bill

This August in Baltimore, with Cough, Fight Amp, Electric Horsemen, Furnace, Jail, and Vincent Black Shadow, plus a shit-ton more.  We're stoked.  Check out the myspace for a complete list of bands an...
Posted by on Wed, 20 May 2009 10:12:00 GMT

Disgruntled Whale

we got back from tour last nite around 1230.  7 shows in 1925 miles in 9 days from wilmington, de, to atlanta, ga, and back.  thanks to everyone who let us sleep at their house, set up a show for us, ...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Apr 2009 21:31:00 GMT

attn: passengers

dear east coast,we will be embarking on our tour in a few hours.  here is a rundown of where we'll be and when:fri 10 - bar none, 500 cleveland st., virginia beach, vasat 11 - the rock shop, 106 s eas...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Apr 2009 04:18:00 GMT

We've moved review stuff here.

Reviews for Hey, Asshole!From StonerRock.comThis six song release is just relentless.. the stage has been set forthe ensuing madness.. keeps the riffs coming and the songs never getboring.. nastier th...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Feb 2009 19:10:00 GMT

Melon is in the studio.

One of Chris' other bands, Melon is in the studio with the ever brilliant Mr. Mike Bardzik (seriously, he's good) currently so make sure you keep your ears posted.  I happened to get lost and accident...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Jan 2009 00:37:00 GMT

New Releases. Notes.

Howdy!It's been pretty crazy around here at Count von Count Industries lately.  We're prepping our spring line and upper management is really having a cow over a rumored merger, but I don't buy it.  (...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Jan 2009 00:06:00 GMT

1103 miles is a FUN time inside a car..

..and 69 hours.  also estimated 2 quarts of whiskey and about 6 cases of beer.  not surpisingly, we failed to keep track of the grass..   ..we and APE! managed to return from our weeken...
Posted by on Sat, 27 Dec 2008 18:01:00 GMT

RVA and PRP

Just recovering from playing Nara Sushi in Richmond w Samothrace, Cough, and Balaclava.  Those guys all rule.  We all stayed up too late and talked ab killing people, just to make sure every...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Oct 2008 20:20:00 GMT

New Video! "Making of.." from Punk Rock Payroll!

Check out the YouTube video of Frede at Punk Rock Payroll HQ screening our most recent stuff! CvC RnR
Posted by on Sun, 21 Sep 2008 19:00:00 GMT