Self-flaggelation.Er, self-fellation.Wait, which one means blowjobs?
The world's tallest midget!
Primate mating calls set to a blistering techno beat.
I like to film puppies drinking water from a dish, and then splice in a cut of a guy shooting his load. I think it's poetic.
Gunsmoke, Murder She Wrote, Matlock, Bonanza, the Golden Girls, Days of Our Lives, the Lawrence Welk Show.
Do-It-Yourself Dentistry
Jerry Bruckheimer