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k. saucebot

You don't know the mayor

About Me

tall and super mario world

Fire Crotch
People Iced: Twenty Three
Car Bombs Planted: Two
Favorite Weapon Sack full of doorknobs
Arms Broken: Thirty Three
Eyes Gouged: Twenty Two
Tongues Cut Off: Two
Biggest Enemy: The Nail Ripper

My Interests

candy zealots

I'd like to meet:

spores

Music:

accordian prince cousin

Movies:

homemade

Television:

torrent spy

Books:

all

Heroes:

Dr Pepper

My Blog

love as endangered species

"Baby I Love Your Way" could be 'just a song'...but when I lie with him it becomes my national anthem. Instead of standing at attention - I hold him, he holds me back. I hope to myself for a mintue ...
Posted by k. saucebot on Thu, 17 Nov 2005 06:45:00 PST

killer instincts

hey you know how people always say that humans suck and they have more respect for animals or amoebas? yeah well, i am of that sort. i would like to be a cat. a JUNGLE cat or a murdering one anyway. t...
Posted by k. saucebot on Fri, 04 May 2007 12:07:00 PST

crack heads do other drugs besides crack

they totally do. i was looking at this table and there was one Elvis Presley playing card (five of clubs) on it. the next minute i found myself obsessing over the following question: did the owner hav...
Posted by k. saucebot on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 07:09:00 PST

la belle ville

If:-anyone reads this and-anyone knows where Belleville is or-has an idea of where Belleville isCan they:-come find me and-bring a crowbar and-a fast car with-lots of music that is-not country and-not...
Posted by k. saucebot on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 10:34:00 PST

stoopid rabbit

today was medium rare then got a little over cooked.one good thing for today day brightenerother good things for today: yet to be determined.other shitty things about today:i am on education island an...
Posted by k. saucebot on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 02:53:00 PST

there's a snake in my boot

there i was, sitting on the scott reid bench as per usual and what the fuck do you suppose had the cojones to approach me?Mr. G. Snake.i hate that ma'fucka. i was staring right at him screaming for h...
Posted by k. saucebot on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 07:15:00 PST

feelings

people hurt mine. constantly. is this a vice versa situation i am unaware of? i mean, yeah, i hate a LOT of people BUT the ones i likes i really, really likes. fuckart....
Posted by k. saucebot on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 02:40:00 PST

And so it goes....

albert camus has said that beauty is fleeting and in agony we try to stretch out our small encounters with it but to no avail. is happiness the same? i guess there is a different amount of effort invo...
Posted by k. saucebot on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 10:20:00 PST

last night an earwig stole my soul

I officially take back any time I said I hate something and/or one.  All my hate is now and forever more dedicated to earwigs. I lived a nightmare this evening.  It was the end of a great n...
Posted by k. saucebot on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 01:56:00 PST

bliggity, blig, bleg blog

sometimes my many disliked yarns of life tangle. i never claimed to be smart--just smarter than the usual suspects. i forget what i was going to write about............ huh. anyhow, does it mean i hat...
Posted by k. saucebot on Fri, 19 May 2006 03:16:00 PST