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billy bones

ah macgonagal eases the pain

About Me

in 1958, after an eight day benzedrine holiday, i found myself in a motel room with a naked military police sergeant and two dead hookers.the doctors had to removed a kidney and mend my shattered pelvis. i awoke in the hospital with a naked anesthesiologist and four dead hookers. i knew mine was a blessed life. nowadays i prefer the quieter life, riding with my hounds, watching enthralled as we hunt the poor and down-trodden. the sick i leave well alone knowing how difficult my drycleaner finds getting their fetid stench from my clothes.in rare moments of lucidity i know one day i will be the dead hooker I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

you, and your lovely mother

Music:

pretentious techno, ironic rock n roll. or is it ironic techno and pretentious rock n roll? oh well.and of course, everything post

Movies:

dolemite, usual suspects, full metal jacket, spinal tap, 12 monkeys, fight club, heat, hedwig and the angry inch, zoolander, life aquatic, what about bob, goodfellas, godfathers 1&2, clerks,

Television:

simpsons, duckman, weeds, 30 rock, colbert report, daily show, freakshow, the sopranoes, sealab 2021, arrested development, seinfeld, blackbooks, little britain, blackadder, curb your enthusiasm, dexter

Books:

solomon gursky was here, cavalier and clay, name of the rose, haroun and the sea of stories, midnight in the garden of good and evil, hundred years of solitude, brideshead revisited, swartz, player piano, slaughterhouse 5, catch 22, wonderboys, aeneid, illiad, vernon god little, the curious incident of the dog in the night, carter beats the devil,

Heroes:

hot chili, albert brooks