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Epic Maneuver

Teeth are for the gay, thats why fairies get them

About Me

"Remember kids... Guns dont kill people, dangerous minorities do..."
I'm unique... I stick to my guns, I always have my faith and my beliefs by my side. I hate hypocrites, people with no respect for themselves, liers, cheats, and whorez. If you are in any of the prior categories, DON'T bother talking to me.

I keep my good friends and family close, and cut out the bullshit. Drama is for faggot 15 year olds in Highschool. I work alot, I am dating an amazing girl whome I love dearly, I help run/administer Snap-Off Racing , and I am currently finishing up my MCSE and BA. I have recently purchased my first project car, AKA "MJZ" . Keep an eye out for it.

I'm the type of person you need to converse with to find out who I really am. Anything I type here may be biast... Contrary to popular belief, I don't think they have made a classification for what I am. It's better you get to know me and derive your own conclusions, without me trying to classify myself...

But... If I had to classify myself, it would take one part music buff, one part engineer, one part Jhonen Vasquez, and one part car aficionado, stir vigerously and bake for 1 hour, and thats me...
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My Interests

The list goes on and on... There are very few things I dont have as a hobby...

The 'Small' List:

I'd like to meet:

I think it would be interesting to meet quite a few people...

Scientists:

Psychologists:



Myspace Photos

Music:

.38 Special 311 666 7 Mary 3 A Perfect Circle AC/DC Acid Bath Adema Aerosmith A-Ha Aghast View Alice In Chains And Oceans And One Angel Dust Anthrax Aphex Twin Aphrodite Apoptygma Berzerk Arch Enemy Art Of Noise Artrosis Audioslave Avenged Sevenfold Barry White Beatles Beborn Beton Beethoven Bile Billy Idol Biohazard Black Crowes Black Sabbath Blind Guardian Blue Oyster Cult Bob Dylan Boiler Room Bon Jovi Borknagar Boston BT Buckethead Buggles Candlebox Cannibal Corpse Carl Cox Carl Orff & Carmina Burana Carnal Forge Children Of Bodom Chris Cornell Clutch Coal Chamber Control Denied Corey Hart Corrosion of Conformity Covenant Cradle Of Filth Crematory Crimson Glory Daft Punk Damage Plan Damn Yankees Danzig Dark Tranquility David Bowie Dead Can Dance Dead or Alive Death Def Leapard Deftones Delerium Devo Die Krupps Dieselboy Dimmu Borgir Dio Dissection Disturbed DJ Dara DJ Kaycee DJ Keoki DJ Micro DJ Monk (Rabbit in the Moon) DJ Wishfm Dokken Doobie Brothers Doors Dope Double Down Dragon Force Dream Evil Dream Theater Dust For Life Eagles Econoline Crush Ed Rush Elton John E Nomine Entombed Eric Clapton Evanescence Faith No More Falco Fates Warning Fear Factory Feindflug Filter Fireball Ministry Fleetwood Mac Flowing Tears Foreigner Free Front 242 Front Line Assembly FrozenPlasma Full Devil Jacket Funker Vogt Game Boyz Garbage Gary Numan God Forbid Godflesh Godsmack Goldfinger Gravity Kills Guns N' Roses Helloween Henry Rollins Band Hypocrisy Iced Earth Immortal In Flames Incubus Succubus Infected Mushroom Iron Maiden J.S. Bach Jackal & Hyde Jag Panzer Jeff Healey Jethro Tull Jimi Hendrix Jimmy Page Joe Satriani John Digweed Judas Priest Juno Reactor Kansas Kidney Thieves Killswitch Engaged KMFDM Komputer Kontroller Kovenant K's Choice Lacuna Coil Lamb of God Led Zeppelin Lee Press on and the Nails Lights of Euphoria Live Lo Fidelity Allstars Lords of Acid Los Lonely Boys Lynard Skynard Machine Head Machines Of Loving Grace Manfred Mann's Earth Band Marilyn Manson MDFMK Megadeth Megaherz Men At Work Men Without Hats Mercury Tide Mercyful Fate Metallica Methods of Mayhem Mindless Self Indulgance Ministry Moonspell Motley Crue Motorhead Mozart Mr. Big Murder in Vein My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult Nailbomb Namnambulu Neil Young Nena Nevermore Nightwish Nine Inch Nails Nirvana Nocturne No Doubt NOFX Numd Old Man's Child Opeth Optical Orange 9MM Orbital Orgy Otep Ozzy Osbourne Pantera Paradise Lost Passenger Pat Benatar Paul Oakenfold Paul Simon Paul Van Dyke Pearl Jam Peter Gabriel Pink Floyd Poison Black Prodigy Queen Queensryche Quiet Riot Rabbit in the Moon Rage Against the Machine Rammstein Razed In Black Real Life Reb Beach Red Hot Chilli Peppers REO Speedwagon Richie Sambora Rob Zombie Rolling Stones Rosetta Stone Rush Samael Santana Sasha & Digweed Savatage Saxon Scooter Scorpions Sentenced Sepultura Sevendust Shadows Fall Skid Row Skinny Puppy Slayer Slipknot Smashing Pumpkins Soilwork Sonata Arctica Sonic Mayhem Soul Coughing Soulfly Sound Garden Spineshank Sponge Stabbing Westward Static X Steppenwolff Stereo MCs Steve Vai Sting Stone Temple Pilots Stratovarius Stromkern Stuck Mojo Styx Sublime Suicide Commando Sybion Project Symphony X Synical System of a Down Talking Heads Tears For Fears Testament The Charlie Daniels Band The Chemical Brothers The Clash The Clay People The Crystal Method The Cure The Dust Brothers The Electric Hellfire Club The Faint The Gathering The Knack The Oddz Theatre Of Tragedy Tom Petty Tool Toto Tourniquet Trans-Siberian Orchestra Tristania Twisted Sister Type O Negative U2 Unearth Van Halen Van Morrison Velvet Acid Christ Vinnie Moore Vivaldi Voltaire VNV Nation War White Lion White Snake White Stripes White Zombie Winger Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart Wumpscut Yngwie Malmsteen Zeromancer ZZ Top
Concerts 311 A Day to Remember x Alot Adema Arch Enemy Black Label Society x 2 Black Sabbath Bury your Dead x 2 Canible Corpse Cradle of Filth Deftones Disturbed Double Down x 2 Dream Theater Drowning Pool Evergreen Terrace Fear Factory Flyleaf Gargemel Glory of This GWAR Horse the Band Indorphine In Flames x 1 1/2 Joe Satriani x 2 Korn Marilyn Manson Megadeth Mindless Self Indulgence Mudvayne Nevermore Otep Ozzy Osbourne Papa Roach Rob Zombie x 2 Secret Lives x 2 Soilwork Shadows Fall x 2 Steve Vai Stillkept System of a Down TERROR Upper Class Trash x Alot Yngwie Malmsteen

Movies:

5th Element, The 6th Day, The American History X Alien Vs. Predator Army of Darkness Baseketball Batman Batman Begins Batman Returns Be Cool Big Fish Big Lebowski, The Big Shot's Funeral Boondock Saints Bowling for Columbine Bruce Lee Movies Brotherhood of the Wolf Bubba Ho-tep Cannonball Run Chasing Amy Clerks Clerks the Animated Series Constantine Dark Crystal, The Devil's Advocate Die Hard Series Dogma Dog Day Afternoon Donnie Darko Dracula (Bram Stoker's) Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind Event Horizon Evil Dead Evil Dead II Family Guy - The Untold Story Farenheit 9/11 Fast and the Furious Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas Get Shorty Goodfellas Hero Highlander Movies Hunted Interview with the Vampire Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back Kids in the Hall "Brain Candy" Kill Bill, Vol 1 & 2 Kung Pow! Enter the Fist Legend Lon, The Professional Lord of the Rings Series Lord of War Lost in Translation Mallrats Matrix Series Minority Report Monty Python's The Quest for the Holy Grail Monty Python's Meaning of Life Monty Python's Life of Brian Pan's Labyrinth Pirates of the Caribbean Predator Series Pulp Fiction Resevoire Dogs Requim for a Dream Scarface Secret Window Shaun of the Dead Spaceballs SWAT Swingers Suburban Commando Suicide Kings Surviving the Game Taking Lives Team America Terminator Series The Last Samurai UHF Wasabi Willie WonkaLoads of Anime Movies..

Television:

Internet Series: Pure Pwnage Red Vs. BlueTelevision Series: 12 Oz. Mouse Ali G American Chopper American Hotrod Aqua Teen Hunger Force Beavis and Butthead Best Motoring Series Boondocks Brak Show Daily Show Deathklock Duckman Family Guy Full Metal Alchemist Futurama Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law Highlander Invaider Zim Liquid Television Moral Oral The Mr. Show Overhaulin' Perfect Hair Forever Ren and Stimpy Robot Chicken Saturday Night Live (Pre 2000) Scrubs Sealab 2021 Seinfeld Simpsons Squidbillies Star Treck Series Stargate SG-1 The Tick Top Gear You Can't Do That On Television
Comedians

Books:

I read when I have time, and what I read I'm normally rather picky about. As of late though I have been reading gobs and gobs of damn Microsoft literature so I can finish my MCSE...

Barlowe's Brushfire Barlowe's Inferno Ender's Game Elephant Man Everything Can be Beaten Filler Bunny Jonny the Homicidal Maniac Magic: The Gatheric Books Misc. Manga Spawn Comic Series Squee

Heroes:


- My Parents
- People with ambitions and morals they stand by, regardless.
- People who can make me laugh.

My Blog

WTF is an "Epic Maneuver"?!?

Just in case you're not clear on the whole 'epic maneuver' thing... Click Here to learn what's up.. ...
Posted by Epic Maneuver on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 10:08:00 PST

Flesh Field PWNS you.

WOO...
Posted by Epic Maneuver on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 09:05:00 PST

Halloween Horror Nights 2006

Definantly had a good time... Quick vid of random stuff... Enjoy, or else! ..>...
Posted by Epic Maneuver on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 06:55:00 PST

How Myspace Died.

How Myspace Died.   Myspace, as a Social Network for friends, has recently stepped one foot into the grave. Im not too sure how this happened, since this very thing was vehemently denied time and...
Posted by Epic Maneuver on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 04:49:00 PST

Like swing/big band? Check it.

Check out my friend's band, this is their new promo vid... ...
Posted by Epic Maneuver on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 09:07:00 PST

For those that aren't clear on DTM...

For those that aren't clear on DTM racing, this is what the 190e is being built to do... Video: Hit play, sit back and enjoy... (It's about an hour long race)-- If this vid doesnt stream, click here &...
Posted by Epic Maneuver on Tue, 09 May 2006 08:13:00 PST

Random Orlando Trip

Steve, Kay and I jumped in a car and went to Orlando. The following occured: - Finally got to eat Sonics... It's not all that it's cracked up to be- Got lost, alot- Hung out with some cool ass people...
Posted by Epic Maneuver on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 08:21:00 PST

Oh shit, I'm so NU-METAL.

Sorry Steve, guess I AM a NUMETAL faggot... ...
Posted by Epic Maneuver on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 09:24:00 PST

By the powers of the mother freakin sweaty yetti, conform!

Music | Movies | Wallpapers | Store | Forum | Links | Home Listen up maggots, you should be checking out the nonsense that is going on over at www.whatnonsense.com and at Myspace... Why you may as...
Posted by Epic Maneuver on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 08:13:00 PST

Double-Down Ownz Your Face.

Double Down was down again in WPB and put on one hellevah show as usual... One of these days I have to go up and see Johnny in NY... ...
Posted by Epic Maneuver on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 12:33:00 PST