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BoostCrzy

Hook and Book ....i am a Pirate.

About Me

..Suave smooth will roll on you in his bass-boat metallic glitter green 78 montecarlo on 29" spinners with opposite spinning spinners in the middle......and pull his strap on all 364 of you in the middle of rush-hourtraffic while tuggin a phat hit of his thug-sized spliff.....and create a slow leak in ur mid section causing you to stumble into a drug store and buy bandages with elmo on them, at which point you may realize that Elmo is scary and makes you bleed from your eyes on cats....this is never good considering the triforce section of your ass will melt in seconds when hot shits disolve babies in peking...on that note....pour your glass full and move a couch to the other side of the room.....beef cake pantyhose. Rick Ross has a Chevy ridin' high, boy....

My Interests

surfing....cars.....karts......monster trucks.....drag racing....surfing....cars....Paintball....playing my Didge...music....surfing...cars....cap'N Crunch...Fruit Loops...apple Jacks......happy.....kill....joy.....

I'd like to meet:

elvis and einstein at the IHOP on okeechobee blvd. so i can tell them my plan to form a ninja band and take over the world.

Music:

311, Linkin Park, Beck, Tool, Metallica, Megadeath, Alice in chains, Day's of The New, Pepper, Rage, Korn, Break beats, Icey, Shadow, Baby Anne, U2,Aphex Twin, Jungle, Biggie, Beastie Boys, Filter, Sounds of Habib, Adam Freeland, Hybrid, DELTRON3030, Fear Factory, Slipknot, Sublime, Hum, Pearl Jam, Nirvana, NIN, Tori Amos, The Smashing Pumpkins,Static X.......and the list goes ON!!!

Movies:

Be Cool....Girl Interrupted......American Psycho.....American Beauty.....Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.....Step Into Liquid....Pulp Fiction.....Natural Born Killers....Secret Window....The Wizard of Oz.....Top Gun....Trainspotting....Office Space.....Pirates....

Television:

My TV sux.....and blows.....

Books:

Grapes of Wrath....Anthem......books are great....for me to POOP ON!! My Love.....no not the GT2... the Kimmie!

Heroes:

the starwars kid......Gale Banks.....Ara Arslanian...Bethany Hamilton....the creators of plastic and Nitrous oxide.