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careen.

oh fuck. is lesfreaka my future?

About Me


ca·reen <[i>kuh-reen]
–verb

1. To lurch or swerve while in motion.
2. To rush headlong or carelessly.

My Interests


the south.
screaming.
cajoolie's decliner.
absurdity.
151.
yotf.
jazzcam.
grammar.
sushi.
chicago.
street wrastlin.
contradictions.
hobo clothes.
krunk juice.
dictionaries.
sarcasm.
ruining your life.
paperbacks.
scheming.
falling down.
being fancy.
a.d.d.
wandering aimlessly.
wandering with aim.
polygamy.
bathroom humor.
babies.
o.c.d.
hanging up on your fucking face.
hypochondria.
antiques roadshow.
google.
bad music.
camoxtoe.
sk3.

I'd like to meet:


no, thank you.

for kayley:

Music:

wilco.
elliott smith.
lucero.
ryan adams.
hey mercedes.

Movies:

i've never stayed awake through one.

Television:



Books:


hawthorne.. plath..vonnegut.. poe.. hemingway.. sedaris.. woolf..
mostly authors who committed suicide and/or had substance abuse problems.

Heroes:



"if neurotic is wanting two mutually exclusive things at one and the same time, then i'm neurotic as hell. i'll be flying back and forth between one mutually exclusive thing and another for the rest of my days."

My Blog

SPRING BREEEEEEAAAAKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!

my life begins and ends with the WOLVERINE.apparently drinking krunk juice on the wolverine causes me to raise the roof.and point.and make this face.mixing boozes.two hours in the dinette car.this gir...
Posted by dirty sanchez. on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 01:57:00 PST

amaya's 7th birthday.

of course my daughter would pick a bar and grill as her desired restaurant for her birthday dinner.*please note there are very vew pictures as most of them which included nifreaka she requested "take ...
Posted by dirty sanchez. on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 11:05:00 PST

QUICK RANT.

ATTENTION EX-BOYFRIENDS:STOP motherfucking texting, im'ing, messaging, e-mailing, calling me to complain about the current slutty CUNT you're with and how they're not "the one," how much sex you aren'...
Posted by dirty sanchez. on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 07:52:00 PST

vacation = looking like we've lived in dumpsters for years.

pretty much the only time i wasn't misbehaving on the plane.(but the look on my face tells you what's coming)the tray table on the way to chicago says so much.if that didn't say enough, the thief/pean...
Posted by dirty sanchez. on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 11:16:00 PST

std. crazy donkey. long island.

the night started with david's birthday cake surprise (no pictures of this) and then i proceeded to get blacked out (no surprise).my first task was to get a supply briefcase which contained a memory c...
Posted by dirty sanchez. on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 09:36:00 PST

bamboozle - day 2

the morning started off great after a 17 hour long fight over who would extend the check-out and which of the three of us was closest to the phone.i put two different shoes on.the next several hours w...
Posted by dirty sanchez. on Fri, 12 May 2006 07:01:00 PST

bamboozle - day 1

day one started with a gnarly hangover and some hobo action by the bus stop.mixing booze and eating bagels/grilled cheese on the sidewalk at 10 a.m.jazzcammed on the bus to the meadowlands.can YOU do ...
Posted by dirty sanchez. on Fri, 12 May 2006 06:43:00 PST

5 de mayo extraveganza...

shopping for the gift exchange.(i'm passing out!)jazzcammed in the cab.by the time these pictures were taken, i was in blackoutville.(don't worry, my glasses are fixed)this picture explains why.and th...
Posted by dirty sanchez. on Thu, 11 May 2006 07:42:00 PST

friday night nj debauchery.

our roadtrip started off like any other.snacks and krunk juice for fat kids.then the police ruined our lives.first cigarette of 2006!krunk juice to calm the nerves.alcoholic fat kids is how we live ou...
Posted by dirty sanchez. on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 08:27:00 PST

my weekend in fl....

friday night we ate 234,658,694 jello shots, bedazzled, and i passed out on the carpet around 1:30 a.m. for some reason, there are no pictures.saturday morning we woke up and had breakfast (jello shot...
Posted by dirty sanchez. on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 12:27:00 PST