This crazy thing happened to me |
So a couple weeks ago i was driving down a hill and as usual I started honking the horn. Well I must have honked at just the right moment near some sort of bird storage, because all these fucki...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 17:20:00 GMT |
whoa, dude |
So last night I was taking the metra home, and there were these two drunk "construction worker" looking guys passed out across from me. Now, I'm not one to look at someone's nuts, but somehow I ...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 07:16:00 GMT |
FLORIDA PICTURES 2 |
LA TE DA is the best fucking hotel in key west, there was a heated pool surrounded by palm trees outside those doors, three bars and a fucking amazing restaurant with unbelievable breakfast. Don...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 20:37:00 GMT |
FLORIDA PICTURES 1 |
I went to Florida like 3 weeks ago and had the time of my life. Here's proof.I took some xanax before the plane on the way there, but then this shit was all up in my grill and there was no way I...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 19:50:00 GMT |
drinking, christmas, galena |
Haven't posted anything in a while. Mostly because I'm a loser, I'm also lazy and fat. And mexican.LawyersMe, Anna, Nick- My face turns to rubber when I'm drunk.He tried to grab my cockCHR...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 18:57:00 GMT |
Fat black women |
are super hot. I especially like when I get on the el train and they sit next to/on top of me. There's nothing that quells my desire to commit suicide from getting up at 5:30 in the mornin...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 21:21:00 GMT |
Wisconsin up nort' dere ey? |
Anna took me to shawano, wi (up nort') and we stayed at her parents' lake house.
We went for a bike ride and saw a baby cow. I told you it was in wisconsin.
We went to this bar a...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 09:13:00 GMT |
Back to the suburbs |
I'm moving back to the suburbs. I'll still be around all the time. Same number, and I'll be back as soon as I can because I love it here.
Posted by on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 18:48:00 GMT |
i hate school and everything else |
I'm trying to outline for my finals that are in like 8 days. Half the legal terms in the english dictionary get underlined by MS word. It is so obnoxious. I'm sure Microsoft has a fe...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 14:17:00 GMT |
Motion City... |
Motion City Sountrack kicks ass. They put on such a great live show. I was blown away. The dorky keyboarding guy is funny. If you can manage to ignore all the 12 year olds playing with their cell ...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 19:56:00 GMT |
