Your Honor, ladies and gentleman of the audience, I don't think it's fair to call my clients frauds. Sure, the blackout was a big problem for everybody. I was trapped in an elevator for two hours and I had to make the whole time. But I don't blame them. Because one time, I turned into a dog and they helped me. Thank you.
Music:
GWAR! Lightning Bolt, Faith No More, FANTOMAS, Frank Zappa, THE CRAMPS, Reverend Horton Heat, Legendary Shack Shakers, ArnoCorps, Sasqutch & the Sick-a-Billys, Valient Thorr, Ennio Morricone, Danny Elfman, Oingo Boingo, MC5, DEVO, Chuck Berry, Frank Sinatra, The Coasters, John Carpenter soundtracks, MINISTRY, REVOLTING COCKS, 1000 HOMO DJs, LARD, Jello Biafra, Black FLag, Butthole Surfers, Motorhead, Iggy Pop & the Stooges, Run-DMC, Public Enemy, Anthrax, Municipal Waste, Megadeth, Overkill, BucketHead, Nine Inch Nails, The Creepy Creeps, CASKET, Motely Crue, Eric Clapton/Cream, Spinal Tap, The Who, Son of Sam, CKY, The MISFITS, Danzig, Samhain, Dead Kennedy's, Lamb of God, Booker T & the MGs, The Melvins, Johnny Cash, Rolling Stones, Led Zepplin, 80s Metallica, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, David Lee Roth years of Van Halen, Dio, Presidents of the United States, Jimi Hendrix, Jeffersons Airplane, Jethro Tull, CCR, RUSH, Venom, Naplm Death, Cannibal Corpses, Jane's Addiction, Pantera, DOWN, Superjoint Ritual, Suicidal Tendencies, ACID BATH, W.A.S.P. Tom Petty, Bob Dylan, Lou Reed, along with a fuckin shit load of others that i'm too lazy to list
Movies:
The original Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Easy Rider, Fargo, BIG LEBOWSKI, NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN, Grindhouse, GHOSTBUSTERS, Maniac, Goodfellas, OldBoy, Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, Beetlejuice, Batman (1988), Batman Returns, CANNIBAL HOLOCAUST, The 5th Element, DIE HARD SERIES!!! George A. Romero's Living Dead series, PHANTASM series, the Evil Dead series, The Beyond, Zombie (aka Zombi 2), City of the Living Dead (aka Gates of Hell), House by the Cemetary, Conquest, Rosemary's Baby, Frankenstein (original), Bride of Frankenstein, Dark Crystal, Texas Chainsaw Massacre II, Leatherface: Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3, Halloween 1 & 2, Halloween 6: Producer's Cut, Friday the 13th 1 & 2, Jason Goes to Hell, Nightmare on Elms Street part 1, The Exorist, Escape from NY/LA, the Godfather, Scarface, The Devil's Rejects, I Drink Your Blood, I Spit on Your Grave, 2000 Maniacs, Last House on the Left, MOH: Cigarette Burns, The Last Horror Movie, The Hills Have Eyes (both original and the remake), Motel Hell, Natural Born Killers, HardBoiled, RAMBO SERIES, The Warriors, Super Troopers, Saw 1 & 2, Pan's Labyrinth, Apocalypto, Batman Begins, Robocop, Total Recall, the ORIGINAL Star Wars, High Tension, Full Metal Jacket, Jarhead, Dazed & Confused, Porky's, Eraserhead, A Clockwork Orange, The Shining, Cape Fear (original and remake), Dead Alive, Bad Taste, Hellraiser, The Omen (original), Rosemary's Baby, Deadly Spawn, SLiTHER, Scanners, Videodrome, Attack of the Killer Tomatos, The Toxic Avenger, STREET TRASH, Cannibal Apocalyse, Cannible Ferox, se7en, Fight Club, Pet Cemetary, The Toolbox Murders (original) various Godzilla movies, Ichi the Killer, Battle Royale, Shogun Assassin, WildZero, Ultimate Versus, MOH:Imprint, Terminator 1 & 2, Conan the Barbarian, 3000 Miles to Graceland, Feast, King Kong (the 1933 original)The 'Burbs, WEIRD SCIENCE, Nothing But Trouble, The Goonies, Detroit Rock City, Wayne's World 1 & 2, Spinal Tap (HELLO CLEVELAND!), Congo, From Dusk Till Dawn, El Mariachi, Desperado, Once Upon a Time in Mexico, Hostile, Sin City, Kill Bill, Pulp Fiction, Resevoir Dogs, Back to the Future series, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Dirty Harry, A Fistful of Dollars, A Few More Dollars, Tombstone (original and remake), Aliens series, Mad Maxx series, Nightmare Before Christmas, 40-Year-Old Virgin, Waiting, Dogma, Wedding Crashers, Ice Age, Beavis & Butthead Do America, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turles 1 & 2, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Beetlejuice, Edward Scissorhands, Monty Python & the Holy Grail, original Gone 60 Seconds, Race with the Devil, Dirty Mary Crazy Larry, CARS, Vanishing Point, Maxium Overdrive, Christine
Television:
THE STATE, UPRIGHT CITIZENS BIRGADE, Reno: 911, IFC, Sundance Channle, COPS, trashy reality TV shows that feature people so horrible they make me feel good about myself, AAHHHH! Real Monsters, Ren & Stimpy, Tex Avery cartoons, MGM Channel, original TMNT, Beavis & Butthead, The REAL Ghostbusters, and of course the 700 CLUB
