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Emma

I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me

Mad, nutty, bonkers, barmy, crazy, funny!You're not having my vital statistics! I'm 5'6", have blonde hair and green eyes. I was a naughty baby who wouldn't stop crying and once tried to strangle my brother when he was born. He got me back though a few years later by pushing me down a flight of stairs! That might explain why I'm bonkers. I come from the Scottish "Hamilton Clan" and my uncle traced relations back to James I. (He reckons he's heir to the throne somehow!) My dad thought it would be funny to name me after Lord Nelson's mistress, Lady Emma Hamilton and my whole life have been ribbed about this especially by history teachers!I am a happy person and have a positive outlook on life. Oh and I have the best cat called Steve. He is a Singapura and I love him. My favourite motto is "why not?" because life is too short. I love stories/situations with happy endings. I once cried at 'Bruce's Price is Right' when a poor person won loads of cool prizes - oh dear! I am hopelessly romantic and sometimes think that I should have been born in the "Pride and Prejudice" era.I like to have fun and do crazy things most of the time. Always willing to try new things and hate routines. Spontaneity is a wonderful thing!Everyone i know thinks i'm mad - and i probably am!

My Interests

Music, walking in the hills till my feet bleed!, extreme sports, living the high life, travelling, running, mountain biking, art (my brothers' mainly), proper camping, films, speaking french after a few drinks

I'd like to meet:

Everyone!

Music:

I have an eclectic taste in music...ta

Movies:

Life is Beautiful, High Fidelity, Casablanca, Rear Window, Saving Private Ryan, The Wizard of Oz, The Royal Tenenbaums, Any with Johnny Depp in, Lord of the Rings, Lemony Snickets Series of Unfortunate Events, Team America, The Wedding Crashers, Goodfellas, Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind, Breakfast at Tiffanys, Sleepless in Seattle, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Clerks, Dogma, Mallrats, City of God, Bottle Rocket, An Affair to Remember, Local Hero and too many more to mention

Television:

Don't watch much tv but when I do...Friends, Sex and the City, The Office, Only Fools and Horses, Garth Marengi's Darkplace, 24, Lost, The Long Way Round..it rocks! Scrubs - I love Zach Braff!!

Books:

To kill a mockingbird, Wuthering Heights, Pride and Prejudice, any by John Grisham, Michael Connelly, crime/courtroom thrillers, Da Vinci Code, The One that Got Away, Bravo Two Zero, Philip Pullman's Dark Materials Trilogy, Kafka's Metamorphesis, Albert Camus' The Outsider

Heroes:

Harrison Ford and my dad

My Blog

Scary Stalkers!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHA !  Single White Female springs to mind.  I am laughing soooo much at weirdo nutters on the net.  Do you people have nothing better to do?
Posted by Emma on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 07:21:00 PST

International multicultural law firm

Hahahahhaahha or hoh hee hoh should i say!!!!  Work was fun today...we decided to turn the firm into a multi lingual entity which was hilarious.  French was the order of the day and mon dieu...
Posted by Emma on Fri, 11 Nov 2005 03:00:00 PST

Work...it ain't that bad

Dancing with the staff...that's what i've been doing today!  One of the solicitors was singing the "Strictly Come Dancing" theme tune today which started the whole thing off.  He proceeded t...
Posted by Emma on Wed, 09 Nov 2005 12:20:00 PST

Scary old ladies

The funniest thing happened yesterday..i was just wandering through Liverpool after my hearing and a wee old dear came up to me and grabbed me hand...before i could chop suey her she started telling m...
Posted by Emma on Wed, 05 Oct 2005 03:43:00 PST

Rolling waves and sinking sunsets

I want to live by the sea...that's it.  I've decided
Posted by Emma on Fri, 23 Sep 2005 01:19:00 PST

Crazy dreams!...what do they mean?

Apart from that i have finally lost it!!  I dreamt about a steak and kidney pie last night!  I don't even like them.  All I remember is that it looked like a shoe and I was picking at i...
Posted by Emma on Thu, 01 Sep 2005 04:54:00 PST

The Da Vinci Code...

If any of you haven't read this book you must! I was lucky enough to visit Rosslyn Chapel last week (for the second time!) but a very funny thing happened...we were interviewed for the Sunday Her...
Posted by Emma on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST