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Berni

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About Me

Animation student, fascinated by anything that disturbs or weirds me out, like old, badly done taxidermy, victorian things, geese, meat and dust. I like Camille Rose Garcia, Mark Ryden and pop surrealist artists. I like stories, psychedelics, fairies, animals and eating kitkats on a furry rug at grandmas house, kittys, and packets of rice and lentils. I don't want to grow up. I like to draw pictures of boys kissing and I spend most of the time inside the alternate reality in my head, making me a rather shy, and withdrawn individual. I have the odd out of body experience, and dream lucidly most nights, so I don't really know what 'reality' is anyway. I don't really exist. I'm just playing the part of this strange woman, in this strange play. I wonder what window will open next time?All hail the Technoviking
Who Should Paint You: Andy Warhol
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My Interests

boys kissing, running away from the scary ice cream man, witnessing the stillness, witnessing the oneness.
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I'd like to meet:

Jhonen Vasquez ^^

Music:

assemblage 23, nitzer ebb, new order, bowie, john5, my life with the thrill kill cult, lemon jelly, shpongle, ohgr, kmfdm, mdfmk, skold, prong, queens of the stone age, gary numan, L7, xotox, dolls of pain, dust, four tet, death in vegas, dillinja, jack off jill, beck, zero 7, x japan, freezepop, 8 bit weapon, leftfield, manic street preachers, radiohead, sheep on drugs, the birthday party, pj harvey, joy division, cabaret voltaire, hocico, nick cave, the stooges, iggy pop, robots in disguise, velvet acid christ, ian brown, motley crue, electro assassin, dusty brown, the chemical brothers, deftones, fiona apple, pendulum, prodigy, yelworc, skinny puppy, the smiths, van halen, dave lee roth, aphex twin, boards of canada, ladytron, roxy music, clan of xymox, bruderschaft, oomph!, cinema strange, depeche mode, scarling, laibach, sigue sigue sputnik, king adora, interpol, suede, death in june, lou reed, nine inch nails, helmet, apoptygma beserk, massive attack, tricky, kraftwerk, tanzwut, the velvet underground, machines of loving grace, t rex, the birthday massacre, peppermint creeps, the horrorist, noisia, lunarclick, celldweller, london after midnight, project pitchfork, swarf, :wumpscut:, stone temple pilots, rachel stamp, dir en grey, moi dix mois, malice mizer, kiss, rob zombie, shotgun messiah, the pixies, ministry, the postal service, ott, mansun, the cure, portishead, faith no more, japan, hallucinogen, the fall, leftfield, locust toybox, kula shaker, autechre, frank zappa, vnv nation, siouxsie and the banshees, front 242, mindless self indulgence, specimen, echo & the bunnymen, funker vogt, ultravox, the smashing pumpkins, brian eno, visage, talking heads, bauhaus, the birthday party, type o negative, the legendary pink dots, devision, specimen, hot chip, placebo, alien sex fiend, devo, my ruin, morrissey, the damned, timo maas, ebony dubsters, gaudi, severed heads, red lorry yellow lorry, lords of acid, switchblade symphony, faith no more, mr bungle, belle & sebastian, veruca salt, vast, ohGr, l'ame immortelle, royksopp, the beatles, bjork, man parrish, pink floyd, love and rockets, younger brother, psychic TV, belly

Movies:

Alien movies, Donnie Darko, Natural Born Killers, Waking Life, The Shining, Shaun Of The Dead, Nightmare Before Christmas, Clockwork Orange, What The Bleep Do We Know?, Velvet Goldmine, Fear & Loathing, Bladerunner.

Television:

The Mighty Boosh, Spaced, Gimme Gimme Gimme, Black Books, Invader Zim, Grim & Evil, WonderShowzen, Adult Swim, various anime

Books:

kerouac, alan watts, murakami, kafka, sailor bob adams, books on hallucinogenics, advaita, poetry

Heroes:

David Icke, Bill Hicks, the fairys, Mighty Mouse, Godzilla, Jhonen Vasquez and an eskimo.
30 Things You Might Not Know!! by ktwalter73
What are you listening to right now?: Tragic Hero - Funker Vogt
What was the last thing you ate?: Toast
If you were a crayon what color would you be?: Purple
How is the weather right now?: Cold and windy
What color is your underwear right now?: White
Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?: Jojo
The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?: Eyes
Favorite type of food?: Anything with chicken yo
Do you drink?: Yus
Ever got so drunk you dont remember?: Probably
What color are your eyes?: Blue/grey
Single?: Nope
Favorite month?: April
Last movie you watched?: Ghost World
Favorite day of the week?: Saturday
Are you too shy to ask someone out?: No
Hugs or Kissess?: Hugs
Chocolate or Vanilla?: I answered that in the other survey :
What books are you reading?: Maya: At A Glance :(
Piercings?: Lip
Favorite movie?: Bladerunner
Any pets?: Danny and Missy - doggies
.. Your face
Dogs or Cats?: Doggies man!
Favorite flower?: daffys
Have you ever fired a gun?: No
Do you like to travel by plane as opposed to car?: Never been in a plane
Right handed or left handed?: Lefty
How many pillows do you sleep with?: 6
Are you missing someone?: Yes, all the time.
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Things You Actually Really Want to Know About Me by onmyown2723
Height:: 5"8
Weight:: Haven't weighed myself for years, but I have an hourglass figure. A MASSIVE fucking hourglass, mind. I'm not obese at least -_-
Right or left-handed:: Left babeh
Heritage:: Swedish/Irish
Are you in love?:: Yes ^_^
How do you alleviate stress?:: I draw shit, or listen to me choons, or annoy me flatmates with guffing and noisemaking
Do you swear?:: all the chuffing time matey
If you could have any job, what would it be?:: pole dancer
What are your favorite sports to watch?:: the freaks walking around Sunderland. I hum a merry go round tune as I watch them.
What was your first car?:: a toy one
What kind of car do you have now?:: none
Were you popular in high school?:: not at all XD
Do you like thunderstorms?:: I love them, especially with lots of lightning, so roh man tique
Is the glass half empty or half full?:: both
Best places you have ever been?:: Prague, London (I'm not that well travelled)
Favorite food?:: Chickeny meat
Least favorite food?:: egg
What type of music do you dislike most?:: manufactured pop/punk/emo shite
Do you take illegal drugs?:: Anything that expands consciousness should not be illegal. What I put into my body is nobody's business but my own.
Do you believe in love at first sight?:: Lust, yes.
If you're not in love now, have you ever been?:: I am in love now, and I have been before too, but had my heart broken.
Are you a risk taker?:: not really
What do you think about most?:: smut
Ever cheated on a b/f or g/f? Be honest!:: um, kinda O_o; it was a long time ago, I was young and stupid
Have you ever been to jail?:: no :(
Do you wear contacts or glasses?:: glarses
Hugs or kisses?:: both
Living arrangements?:: I live with 5 girlies
What is your bedtime?:: when I is tired yo
Boxers, briefs, or boxer briefs?:: all of them
Piercings/tattoos?:: I likes
Biggest pet peeve?:: undecisiveness, or narrowmindedness, or totally ignorant people.
I have low tolerance for people who:: are ignorant
Do you sleep with the T.V. on?:: no i cant
Do you have a T.V. in your bedroom?:: yis
Can you handle the truth?:: Depends on what truth
Hair color?:: washed out orangey pink at the moment, normally blonde
What are you afraid of?:: being alone
Will you have sex with any pretty little thing or does it actually mean something?:: I'm in a relationship now, but before I just took what I could get really.
Friend you've had the longest?:: The DC - 18 years and counting :D
Early bird or night owl?:: night owl
Best advice you've ever received?:: get out of your head, the more your listening to your mind ramble on, the more your missing of this experience, there is only one experience and experiencer. Don't be influenced by anything. Make your own mind up about things. Think for yourself.
Favorite quote?:: Reality is a figment of your imagination
Favorite type of music?:: anything electronic and thumpy
Biggest weakness?:: bishies
Biggest fear?:: being buried alive, going insane, waking up in someone elses body.
Are you close to your parents?:: closer than I've ever been since I moved away. I realised what a brat I had been when I lived at home.
Any brothers or sisters?:: Jimbob, Robbie, Kristian, Alexandra, Mary Jo.
Have a religion?:: my own one :)
Views on politics?:: Well, do you want the puppet on the left or the puppet on the right?
Worst habits?:: chewing on my lip stud, worrying, putting things of til the last minute, taking panic attacks for stupid reasons, being indecisive (I know I hate that in other people, and I hate it in myself too)
What's one thing you'd like to do but haven't done yet?:: Go to Japan
Where do you picture yourself in five years?:: With a roof over my head at least! I don't like aiming too high.
Are you laid back or high strung?:: laid back most of the time, but when I do highly strung, I do it REALLY well.
Do you like to try new things?:: Yis
Is family important to you?:: Very, very, very important.
Are you optimistic or pessimistic?:: Both :)
Have you ever been engaged?:: nope
Favorite places you've been?:: Camden
Are you a procrastinator?:: Oh these questions were meant for me, weren't they? I am QUEEN proctastinator!
Fly or drive?:: walk
Favorite pasttime?:: drawing, drinking, laughing
Longest relationship?:: Pete, and its still going!
Biggest mistake?:: don't think I have one really, just lots of diddy ones.
Craziest thing you've ever done?:: got in a car with a drunk guy who had never driven before
Like to party?:: yis
Drink a lot (of alcohol)?:: not excessively, but I am partial to the odd tippley
Set your own path or follow the crowd?:: my own parth yo
Like kids?:: yeah, but i dont plan on smooshing one out yet
*In a boyfriend/girlfriend*
Hair color?:: don't mind
Body type?:: cuddly ^_^
Personality?:: easy going, fun, daft.
Style of clothing?:: don't mind
Do they have to be popular?:: no
Turn-on?:: backs, eyes, lips, hair
Long hair or short?:: I like long hair, but short hair can be cute too.
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Posted by Berni on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 07:05:00 PST

bawwwwww

I'm BORED. please halp me someone! Ta in advance, love Bee XXX
Posted by Berni on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 01:20:00 PST

blog thangeh

I have no respect for attention grabbers who fly off the handle for no good reason. Just thought I'd vent.
Posted by Berni on Tue, 22 May 2007 05:36:00 PST

wrongo

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Posted by Berni on Mon, 21 May 2007 06:30:00 PST

All About Boobys.

The '70s-bad-porn-star-looking' bloke next door is posing and swaggering around in his yard with his intimidatingly massive fuck-off dog. He freaks me out, always peering into our kitchen window. I kn...
Posted by Berni on Sat, 19 May 2007 10:33:00 PST

Mwuh?

To My Good Friend Bee... It is nearly that time of the month when our uterus threatens to goosh blood and mucus any second. We have no tampons.We have no food.We have no money with which to BUY f...
Posted by Berni on Fri, 18 May 2007 05:07:00 PST

Fill in this shiz

1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends?3. When and how did we meet?4. How have I affected you?5. What do you think of me?6. What's the fondest memory you have of me?7. How long do you think we will be frie...
Posted by Berni on Sat, 05 May 2007 11:07:00 PST

..

why do I even bother?
Posted by Berni on Fri, 04 May 2007 07:33:00 PST

Ugh...myou

I'm feeling rather homesick today :( havent seen me family for a couple of weeks,  and I want to go home. Plus our house is cold all the time because we can't afford to keep the heating on. SPYOU...
Posted by Berni on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 05:14:00 PST

stuff happened bad mamma

My street was cordoned off by police tape this afternoon, there were police everywhere and helicopters and stuff, and we weren't allowed out of our house. Found out someone had been seriously injured ...
Posted by Berni on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 10:04:00 PST