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Jammeth

CAN YOU READ THIS?

About Me

JAMMETH WAS BORN IN 1984 TO AN OUT OF WORK ENGINEER AND A CRAZY WOMAN WHO MAKES STUFF. PEACH MELBAS, PINEAPPLE JUICE AND WEED FUEL HIS MIND AND BODY. HE HAS A SON (2YRS) A NEWBORN DAUGHTER, AND HARBOURS A PET BEARD THAT FOLLOWS HIM EVERYWHERE. HE LIKES NOISE, LIKE THE SOUND OF WARM MARMELADE HITTING A WEASEL, OR THAT OF A TYPEWRITER FALLING OUT OF BED. JAMMETH DOES NOT PLAN ON DYING UNTIL AT LEAST THE YEAR 3000 BUT HAS DONE PRECIOUS LITTLE TO ENSURE HIS LONGEVITY THUS FAR. I AM JAM AND I LOVE YOU
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My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 4/10/2006
Band Members: Laurence Cadfisher- banjo and xylophone Frank Lumpard- drums and piano Derek Angus- tambourine and rice shakers Phyllis Frostybox- Lead vocals and bass Jim Huple- Kazoo Eric Von Masticator- Kazoo Alf Garnett- Kazoo
Influences: My Family, My Crew, irrelivant nonsensical collages, Everyone I love and have smoked with has had an influence on me in some small way that they're probably not aware of. Rudolph, Sophie, Ant, Mumble, Cat, Bethan, Matt, Graham, Kappernicus, I miss y'all. Artistic Stuff.....I.E. PEOPLE I HAVE BEEN INSPIRED BY/RIPPED OFF.......... Dali, Oliver Stone, Odd Nosdam, Franz Von Stuck, Joseph Heller, Themselves, Josh Martinez, Mamas and Papas, Japanese street fashion (walking collages,basically), Jhonen Vasquez, Dog Fashion Disco, Noisia, Pedestrian, Omni Trio, Why?, Chemical Brothers, Nine Inch Nails, Jello Biafra, Katsuhiro Otomo, Sole, Deftones, Peaches, Takashi Miike, Passage, Bill Hicks, Squarepusher, Enduser, Radiohead, Chris Morris,Ice Minus, Tool, Eddie Izzard, Alias, Aphex Twin, Capdown, Latyrx, ColdCut, Amon Tobin, Sage Francis, Jel, Old Nintendo games, etc.........mwobmwobmwob..
Sounds Like: ELECTRONICCOUNTRYBLUEGRASS/CRUNKMASHUPOFOLDNEWBREAKCORE MIXEDWITHRnBJAZZMUSING/BOOMBAPHIPHOPTRIPHOPKEBABSHOPSTYLE JUNGLEBLUES
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My Blog

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THE DREADED CHILLS ARE COMING IN FROM THE NORTH. I'M SAT AT THE COMPUTER AT WORK IN MY OVERCOAT. THERE IS AN HORRIFIC, STEADY, GREASY DRIZZLE COMING DOWN OUTSIDE. THIS DAY WAS A DOWNER FROM THE G...
Posted by Jammeth on Tue, 29 May 2007 05:54:00 PST

That Time Of Year Again

Swimming further through the year, we come once more to Thimbleberry Festival. This as I've said before is a precious and ever more recognised local event. Andy is the Farmer who organises the whole b...
Posted by Jammeth on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 03:57:00 PST

jesuspieandchipsplease

HOKAY, I'M WRITING TO COMPLAIN ABOUT THE SPIDER BEHIND MY DOWNSTAIRS TOILET, WE DUNNO WHERE HE CAME FROM BUT IN THE LAST 2 WEEKS HE HAS TOTALLY TAKEN OVER THE WASH-ROOM/TOILET, THERE ARE WEBS EVERYWHE...
Posted by Jammeth on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 06:26:00 PST

I KEEP BANGING ON ABOUT THIS BUT...

ANYONE WHO HAS ANY INTEREST IN SEEING SPOOKYMUSHROOM ART OR JUST FINDING OUT ABOUT YER LOCAL UNDERGROUND FESTIVAL PLEASE GO TO http://www.thimbleberry.co.uk/ AND SHOW ANDY SOME LOVE. CHEERS FOLKS!...
Posted by Jammeth on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 04:19:00 PST

SEPTEMBER, A GAME OF TWO HALVES

THE SECOND HALF OF THIMBLEBERRY FEST THIS SEPTEMBER WAS PROBABLY THE LAST ONE EVER WITH THE FARMER DOWN £8,000, BECAUSE OF POOR TURNOUT AT THE GATE AND A FUCKIN SHITLOAD OF FREELOADING TOSSERS WHO BRO...
Posted by Jammeth on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 04:03:00 PST

this stuff must change!!

ALL THIS STUFF ON HERE IS CRAP!! I NEED FRESH TUNES, PICS, AND BOLLOCKS, FOR THE WORLD TO NOT LOOK AT. YES I WILL CEASE NEGLECTING THIS SPACE OF WONDER. YES WORK MUST......BE.......DO-........OOH SEAL...
Posted by Jammeth on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 03:51:00 PST

All Festival Lovers: Pay ATTENTION

Thimbleberry music fest 2006 is GO! This Festival, based in Stanhope, Durham, is a fuckin' blast. Whatever yer musical leanings there IS summat here for ya. Live Rock, Psy-trance, Drum n Bass, Ho...
Posted by Jammeth on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 06:22:00 PST

derp-a derp a derpdy derpdy dumb

why is nothing in life easy? let me re-phrase that......why do I make my own life harder? All of my current trails and tribulations can be traced back to me being a silly, irresponsible twat. How...
Posted by Jammeth on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 07:52:00 PST

bler bler bler mwob mwob mwob

Feeling good today! I will write a random blog about how class I am feeling! Did you enjoy it? Ungrateful sons of camels.
Posted by Jammeth on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 02:13:00 PST

Reviews!!

Send me ya reviews of me tunes and I'll put em up on here! "i love crunchy moose. it sounds like a funky version of death banging at your door" Rudolph (mark) "i jus checked ya new choon's and i'm def...
Posted by Jammeth on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 08:02:00 PST