Hi to all who clicked to get here. I'm here to find people to network with socially. I am a stay at home bum because I don't have to work. I'm financially and emotionally secure. Hope you are at least one of those.
I'm looking to increase my social circle with witty, sarcastic, smart, good looking and mature people who want or need more friends. Good looking is optional.
I always have a joke or a positive yet dark story to lighten your day. I'm smarter than most people, yet humble (haha)... I think differently.
I am a c5-6 quadriplegic. I broke my neck at 18 (1987) riding a motorcycle. Technically, I wasn't "riding" at the time. I was more less "supermanning" through the air followed by my best impression of dead. I'm open to any questions and I have a strangely positive outlook on life. I can move my arms and get along independently, but if it freaks you out, I'm not offended. Disabled people make me uncomfortable too. I promise I don't drool and have random loud sounds come out of me. I'm only embarrassing through my sarcastic sense of humour and occasional bad joke.
I enjoy hanging out with people and I've been told I'm funny. I also get a lot of eye rolling and groaning. The louder the groan, the worse I make the next joke. I hope to find people who appreciate the best things in life. Friends, humour and possibly NASCAR.
I hope you enjoyed reading this drivel. It was all spontaneous and misspelled on the fly.
If you're bored, here is more information:
- I snicker when I hear the word dictator
- I'm not talkative when I'm tired
- I'm positive 99% of the time
- I still like 'kids' cereal
- I quit smoking in 1994. 2nd try
- I like my house to be clean and tidy
- Dale Earnhardt was my only hero
- I try to understand all aspects of women
- I would be more athletic if I could
- My favourite songs are mostly love songs
- I procrastinate
- I'm not a picky eater, but avoid seafood
- Jeans and a t-shirt would be my ideal uniform
- My favorite food is steak
- Ideally I would spend winter somewhere warm
- I own my own house and love it
- I'm not the jealous type
- Flirting is fun, by me or my partner with anyone
- I love water for nearly any purpose
- Falling asleep is never easy
- a good cheesy joke is never unwelcome
- I'm glad I'm not a teenager any more
- I'm as sarcastic as they come
- McDonald's makes me sick
- I laugh when anybody farts
- I hate hospitals
- Wal-Mart is terrible for the North American economy
- I think nurses are among the best people in the world
- Sunday is NASCAR day
- I'm confident, and when I'm not I fake it
- Friends are important
- Getting along with family matters
- I'm stubborn, but everyone is
- Christmas is my favourite holiday
- I correct people if they mispronounce words, but try to be polite
- My stomach is fat. I am not
- I don't self-pity
- I prefer people with good manners and good etiquette
- I want a "cool" car but I'm stuck with a van
- Most people are worse off than I am
- I didn't finish high school, but went to university
- Jobs are work. Do what you love
- I spend hours alone just thinking
- I like to ponder the future of earth and humans
- I know George W Bush is an idiot
- Horse racing is fun to be at. Dog racing is cruel
- I'd try most things once. Some never.
- I'm not a homophobe. I have gay people in my life
- I like being on time or a little early
- Skinny is ugly, thin is ok, a little meat is the best
- I love the look of low rise jeans on a woman
- I like to dress up and look good when opportunity arises
- My family is very important to me
- I'm a one best friend type, not a many good friends
- I love giving speeches if I have time to write them
- I avoid conflict. I use humour to diffuse conflict
- Kids are great. I love mine
- January vacations to a warm place are necessary
- I'm bitchy when I'm hungry
- My office is my favourite room in my house
- I don't think thongs are the sexiest apparel
- I accept my body, broken as it is
- I still change her name to "Jane Fondle" in my mind
- Revenge is unnecessary
- Meeting people .. is good, but face-to-face is better
- My favourite movies are comedies
- a blues band practices in my basement and I love it
- happiness is NOT Marineland
- I think my list is too long
