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About Me

Well I guess it's time to change the About Me Part of my profile. My name is Kelsie Lanae Cobeen. I was blessed with a beautiful baby boy Kaeden Weston Cobeen on October 1st. About 20 days earlier than he was suppose to be born but he's awesome all the sameI was born and raised in San Diego, Ca, but then moved to a shit splatter on the map know as Cortez, Colorado. For some reason, people don't like me here which is fine because I don't like them either. There are so many things wrong with this joint but the icing on the cake is that no store in this shithole sells Wonderbread. Tell me what kind of Morman bullshit is that? Fucking Bitches. Anyways in March last year I got into a car accident. I broke my back and became paralyzed, so now my wheels are a Quickie GT Wheelchair, my cousin and I call it the Ghetto Trend. I know pimpin huh? But besides that I just a simple person, well a simple bitch! If any of this offends you please email me so I can tell you to Fuck Off!! Thanks..START BZOINK.COM SURVEY CODE
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STATISTICS
Name?: Kelsie
Birthplace?: San Diego
Current Location?: Shithole, Colorado
Hometown?: San Diego
Nationality?: I Don't know White?
Eye Color?: Blue/Gray
Hair Color?: Red not carrot top red but like purple red
Height?: 5'6"
Glasses or contacts?: Glasses to Read
Piercings or tattoos?: Tounge, Nose, Ears, 4 Tattoos Wheelchair Girl, Celtic Heart, Richard Rose, Clahhdia
Single or taken:?: Taken
Siblings names (if any)?: 1 Big Brother Shawn
Right Handed or Left Handed?: Right
Any pets?: 1 My little Lola Loo, Char Char Dog and Nixy
Your greatest strength?: Tell you what I think.
Your Weakness?: Guys Crying
Your parents names?: Laurie & Ron Cobeen
FAVORITES
Favorite color?: Red
Favorite flower?: Tulips
Favorite college basketball team?: I Hate Basketball
5 favorite movies and one you wouldn't want anyone to find out about?: Constatine, Snatch, Pirates, Chocolate, Harry Potters, American History X, and Robin Hood (Disney Version)
Favorite holiday?: I Don't Have One I Hate The Holidays
Favorite physical feature on yourself?: Eyes
Your favorite pizza toppings?: Don't Like Pizza
Favorite alcoholic drink of choice?: Colorado Bulldog
Favorite guilty pleasure?: Dagrassi
Your favorite lunch meat?: I Don't Like Meat...Ha Ha Make Your Jokes
Favorite non-sexual thing to do with a girl/guy?: Just Be Me
Favorite place to eat a romantic dinner?: Olive Garden
Favorite season?: Spring
Favorite cartoon character?: Grim
Your favorite food?: Mushrooms
Favorite Ice cream flavor?: Strawberry
Favorite subject(s) in school?: History
Favorite candy?: Man Candy
Favorite breakfast cereal?: I don't eat breakfast.
Favorite person in your life?: My Mom
Favorite book of all time?: Any Janet Evonovich
Favorite song?: King Nothing by Metallica
You favorite park?: None I Like The Beach
Favorite place to be?: Ocean Beach
Your favorite sport to watch on TV?: Wrestling & Baseball
Favorite TV show (Still running or ended)?: Dexter, Top Chef, UFC, CSI: NY Any wrestling,
Your Favorite number?: 13
Your favorite letter(s) of the alphabet?: K
Favorite fast food restaurant?: Jack and the Box
Who is your favorite Disney Princess?: Sleeping Beauty
What would you consider your favorite T.V. station?: CBS
Favorite names for a son?: Kaeden
What about favorite names for a daughter?: Braly, Bella
What is your favorite part of your life right now?: My son
WHICH DO YOU PREFER
Chocolate or Vanilla?: Neither
Alcoholic or non?: Alcoholic
Long relationships or one night stand?: Both
Scary movies or comedies?: Scary
Short or long hair?: Long
Croutons or bacon bits?: Croutons
Beach or lake?: Beach
Cowboys or Indians?: Cowboys Fuck The Indians
Cops or Robbers?: Robbers
Single or Group Dates?: Single
McDonalds or Burger King?: Jack in the Box
Pepsi or Coke:: Coke
Starbucks or elsewhere?: Starbucks
Dogs or cats?: Dogs
Jay Leno or David Letterman?: Neither
DO YOU's
Do you smoke?: Yes
Do you sing?: No
Do you want to get married?: I'm divorced
Do you believe in yourself?: No
Do you get along with your parents?: Yea both.
Do you go to church?: No
Do you want children?: I have one.
Do you drink?: Yes
Do you like to travel by plane?: Yes If I Can Afford It
Do you still watch cartoons on Saturday morning?: No
Do you have a teddy bear?: No
Do you like thunderstorms?: Yes
Do you play an instrument?: Use To Play The Guitar
Do you think Jesus is great?: No
Do you have any friends of the gay preference?: Yessum
Do you consider yourself a party person or more apt to stay at home?: Both
HAVE YOU EVER
Have you ever fired a gun?: Yes
Have you ever loved someone?: Yes
Have you ever been caught doing something you weren't supposed to?: Yes
Have youe ever been with someone of the same sex?: No
Have you ever get so drunk you don't remember the entire night?: Yes
Have you ever cried for no reason?: Yes
Have you ever cut your own hair?: Yes
Have you ever skipped school?: Many Times
Have you ever bungee jumped?: No
Have you ever punched someone?: Many Times
Have you ever been arrested?: Yes
Have you ever broken into someone's house?: No
Have you ever participated in a crime without getting caught?: Yes
SOMETHING A LITTLE MORE MATURE
List your top fears:: Being Alone
What bill do you hate paying the most?: Cable
What did you want to be when you were growing up?: Teacher
How many colleges did you attend?: None
What errand/chore do you despise?: Paying My Court Fine
A secret that you wouldn't mind everyone knowing?: I Hurt Everyday
How many joints pop when you get out of bed in the morning?: Everyone
What is the biggest amount of money you have made from a yard sale?: $120
What do you get every time you go into a Wal-Mart?: Steal Make-Up
What are your views on marriage?: I Am Married
What Hollywood star do you think resembles you best?: Everyone Says Hillary Duff
Who from high school would you like to run into?: Michael Dennison
Worst relationship mistake that you wish you could take back?: Leaving Michael for Asshole Daniel
If you could get away with it, who would you kill?: Daniel
What famous person dead or alive would you like to have dinner with?: Elvis Presley
How do you want to die?: Having Sex
What do you want to achieve in life?: Being A Teacher
How many jobs have you had?: 5 or 6
At this point in life, would you rather start a new career or relationship?: New Career
Number of drugs you have taken?: Almost All Of Them
Your most missed memory?: Dara
What are your first thoughts upon waking up?: Why Can't I Move?
What goal would you like to achieve this year?: Starting School
Who would you like to see right now?: Amanda DeGagne
Are you still friends with your ex's?: No
What books are you reading (if any)?: None Right Now
What are your regrets?: To Many To Say
What song best describes your love life?: Trapped in Your Lies
SOME RANDOM QUESTIONS
Who do you stalk on MySpace?: No One
Do you cheer for the bad guy?: Yes
What do you want when you are sick?: Someone to Care
What radio station is your car radio tuned to right now?: None Cd's
Strangest place you have ever brushed your teeth?: In The Car
What country would you most like to visit?: Ireland
How many pillows do you sleep with?: 2
What is the best way you document your life?: I'm writing a book
WHAT'S THE FIRST THING THAT COMES TO MIND WHEN YOU HEAR....
Love and Romance...: Hard To Come By
Music...: A Way To Free My Mind
School...: Got To Start
Politics...: I Hate Bush
The internet...: Love It
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet anyone who is cool. I don't want any stupid people who like to start shit. I'm not into to that crapola!!
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Music:

My favorite bands are Metallica and Type O Negative. Otherwise I guess anything that has to do with rock. Classic Rock, Rock, and Heavy Metal. Not to much into the rap thing.

Movies:

I pretty much like any kind of movies, well excluding chick flix. I can stand those whinny shit. I like horror films, suspence, i guess thats about it. Well I have to admit that I LOVE Harry Potter movies. I have seen all of them and I have read all the books. What can I say I have a little nerd in me.

Books:

Probubly all the J.K. Rowling's books, also books by Marina Keyes, Jenny McCarthy's books and Janet Evanovich too.

Heroes:

I only have 2 heros. My Mom and my Aunt Karen. They both have surpassed everything that comes speeding at them. They are the best people in the world. My Idol on the other hand is Bettie Paige.

My Blog

Married

Hey Hey. How is you all? Hope doing well!! Well haven’t posted in a while but since I have I of course had a baby...My loving Kady Babe and I’m getting married on September 13th. Very exci...
Posted by Lieutenant Dan (Proud Ass Mommy) on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 11:07:00 PST

Confused

Hello all My Good Buddies. How are things going for you? I hope all is well. Things have been up and down for me. I met a really nice guy. His name is Brian. He's really sweet. For Christmas he gave m...
Posted by Lieutenant Dan (Proud Ass Mommy) on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 11:28:00 PST

WHY???

So shit!! I finally left Richard and it's about time everyone says. I can do so much better they say. Well How come I can't find a nice guy good looking guy who can understand the whole wheelchair thi...
Posted by Lieutenant Dan (Proud Ass Mommy) on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 08:27:00 PST

So Here We Go Again!!!!

HEY YALL. HOW GOES IT? WELL FOR ME I CAN FINALLY NOT BE AFRAID TO TAKE A BREATHE. RICHARD DOESN'T KNOW YET BUT I AM DIVORCING HIM. I KNOW I'VE SAID IT BEFORE, BUT I'VE NEVER MENT IT BEFORE. I MEAN IT ...
Posted by Lieutenant Dan (Proud Ass Mommy) on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 12:27:00 PST

So Nish On That Last Blog

So I'm guess not single anymore. Richard and I decided to try again. You know what they say "Can't live with them, can't live without them!!!!" I just hope everything works out well. I do love him and...
Posted by Lieutenant Dan (Proud Ass Mommy) on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 01:00:00 PST

Single?

hello all, how are we all doing? Probubly better than me. So Richard and I have decided to get a divorce or from this point i think we are. I think we both are feeling the same way. Well thats all I h...
Posted by Lieutenant Dan (Proud Ass Mommy) on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 11:51:00 PST

Not The Fake Kelsie Anymore

So I'm not sure why I'm up so late, but since I am I'm going to post a blog. So The Real Kelsie. No I didnt get a boob job, they are all mine.And well the platuim  blonde hair we all knew was fak...
Posted by Lieutenant Dan (Proud Ass Mommy) on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 11:13:00 PST

Well Well Well

Hello again, my fans!! How are we today? Me I'm in a so-so kind of mood. I went to the hospital to get a sonagram...I was having womenly problems. So it turns out that I have cysts on my overies....
Posted by Lieutenant Dan (Proud Ass Mommy) on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 02:38:00 PST

Price Is Right

So yet another blog. Hope you all are doing well. Big news, on May 30th I'm going to the price is right. Maybe I'll get on, who knows. Maybe win something cool a car some money, that would be the shit...
Posted by Lieutenant Dan (Proud Ass Mommy) on Tue, 23 May 2006 10:31:00 PST

18 and almost had a STROKE

 So it was last Sunday 4/30/06, and I was on my way back from DoveCreek when I started to feel not right. Kinda woozy. I started to get a headache. So my mom and I went to City Market, thinking a...
Posted by Lieutenant Dan (Proud Ass Mommy) on Fri, 05 May 2006 03:30:00 PST