The Happening review/synopsis |
Warning! There be spoilers below.
Trees. And the worst acting I've ever seen in my fucking life. That is all.
Posted by GREG MCIVER on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 11:21:00 PST |
Prom Night! |
I went to see Prom Night and I was sorely disappointed. I was expecting the cinematography of Greg Tolland and the direction of Michael Curtiz. Just kidding of course. I wasn't expecting any of the th...
Posted by GREG MCIVER on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 07:44:00 PST |
Never Back Down review/synopsis |
Never Back Down stars Tom Cruise Jr. and the hot blonde. You may remember the hot blonde from just about every fucking movie that has ever featured so-called popular kids. Tom Cruise Jr. (otherwi...
Posted by GREG MCIVER on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 12:16:00 PST |
Skeleton Key Review/Synopsis Part 1 |
(this review/synopsis contains heavy amounts of sarcasm & exaggeration)
The movie opens with Kate Hudson reading a passage from Treasure Island to an old man. The man, being obviously...
Posted by GREG MCIVER on Sat, 05 Apr 2008 07:23:00 PST |
Check out this video: MST3K Short - Young Mans Fancy |
Check out this video: MST3K Short - Young Mans Fancy
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Posted by GREG MCIVER on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 06:37:00 PST |
Movie review/synopsis time! |
(This review contains spoilers)
I traveled down to Vero Beach for Christmas and met up with an old friend by the name of Doolin Dalton. We came to the conclusion that there is absolutley nothing...
Posted by GREG MCIVER on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 10:04:00 PST |
Just in case this was missed on the bulletin board. |
A Message by George Carlin:The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider Freeways , but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less, we buy more,...
Posted by GREG MCIVER on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 09:18:00 PST |
Transformers |
Good lord. Where the hell do I even start? Robots from the planet Cybertron come to earth and engage in some fisticuffs over a big box that can somehow magically turn into a smaller box. If the ...
Posted by GREG MCIVER on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 10:44:00 PST |
My take on Memorial Day. The movie not the holiday. |
We begin the movie with a couple making out in bed. Trevor and Tyra are enjoying the liplock session so much that they don't even bother with any sexy banter. That's okay for them but it makes the sce...
Posted by GREG MCIVER on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 01:54:00 PST |
Forward |
Well this is the first blog I've posted in a while. I've never been too keen on the whole blogging scene because anything I have to say is generally not that interesting. What I'm writing right now is...
Posted by GREG MCIVER on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 09:00:00 PST |
